Happy New Year!

More punishment issued in NY city for having salt on the table than gross negligence


The top story of the year – so far – is the NY city sanitation workers slow down, no show, no work screw the city performance after the Dec blizzard. Union thugs ordered the slow down and the thug membership happily complied.

Mayor Bloomberg is happy to throw NYers in jail for putting salt on the dinner table or cooking fries in the wrong kind of oil but when union thugs bring the entire city to grinding halt causing discomfort and even death across a wide swath Bloomberg does nothing.

OK let’s call them illegal aliens then

The Society of Professional Journalists (SPJ) has called for the elimination of the term “illegal immigrant” in all news stories. The SPJ claims the term is offensive to Hispanics. Why would that be? The fact that a particular person Hispanic or not may have immigrated to this country illegally thereby making them an illegal immigrant has no bearing on the SPJ thinking or lack there of.

In other news the SPJ is banning the term “Hot Chocolate” because they feel it is offensive to attractive black women.

Also the term “car pool” is being banned because most cars do not have a pool and is confusing to Liberals across America.

Other terms under consideration by the SPJ:

“Private property” because after all doesn’t the public tax private property forever?

“Dirty little secret” because it might offend Julian ASSange.

“Dog tired” because Mike Vick is doing so well this year and is P-BO’s hero.

Bowl season embarrassment

Yes the not so Big 10 laid an egg on New Year’s Day. But the biggest embarrassment of the bowl season for the not so Big 10 was not the poor performance of the football teams. Not even the 50+ points Meatchicken’s defense gave up or the 40+ Meatchicken St. allowed.

No the biggest embarrassment for the not so Big 10 had noting to with the school teams. It was the worst call in all of football by a not so Big 10 officiating crew. After catching a pass that pulled KS St. to within two points of Syracuse, a player saluted the crowd. The jackass not so Big 10 official threw a flag for excessive celebration calling attention to themselves. The official’s creepy decision caused KS St. to have to attempt the two point conversion from 18 yards instead of the normal 3.

Excessive celebration? Calling attention to themselves? In a league where kids regularly get up thumping their chests like a baboon that just found the cure for cancer after tackling a guy 15 yards past the line scrimmage in a game where their team trails by 3 touchdowns? If that rule were to be uniformly enforced there would be a penalty on every play.

If there is justice in the world the not so Big 10 will fire the @$$bag ref and get him a gig officiating in a prison league somewhere.