Jovan and Booby

Phew, thank goodness all that talk of revolution is over so we can get back to really important stuff like Jovan Belcher and Booby Costas.


Jovan Belcher
I do not know Jovan Belcher. In fact, in spite of being a pretty regular watcher of the NFL, I’d never even heard of him. But instead of blaming guns for his despicable actions, I’d like to know what was on his i-Pod. I’ll bet the Griffin’s next paycheck that it was not uplifting stuff. So instead of taking the Booby Costas line of getting guns out of the hands of NFL players, I think we need to snatch up their i-Pods. Snatching up those inanimate objects makes every bit as much sense as grabbing guns.

While we’re at it, let’s take a look at what video games Jovan was playing. How many murders did he commit on the X-Box or whatever the newest gaming gizmo is? What were the last 5 movies Jovan watched? We probably need to snatch those up. What TV shows was he viewing regularly? We ought to seriously consider banning those as well. What reading material was he into to inform his opinion about things not football?

Here’s the main point, without ever having met him, I’ll bet AF Bros wine collection that the guy was a creep long before he ever purchased his first gun. I’ll bet if anyone wanted to do a study on the Jovan Belcher’s of the world, they’d find that 99.99% are creeps, because they do not have one good influence in their lives. They probably are, literally, bastards who have spent their entire lives sinking to the lowest common denominator.

I could be wrong. Belcher’s i-Pod may have been loaded with the Sound of Music sound track and the inspirational writings of Dr. Norman Vincent Peal. His favorite video game may have been Mrs. Packman. His favorite movie might have been Paul Blart Mall Cop. He may have loved the Master Piece Theater more than any other show on TV, and he may have been down to last few pages of Plato’s Republic before killing himself.

I doubt it, or as Ben Franklin used to say, “no f*&king way.”

Even in the end Belcher was a coward that took his own life instead of accepting responsibility for the murder of a helpless woman and to the extent possible making amends to her family, his daughter and his own family. The lowest common denominator for Jovan in this case was to excuse himself, something he had no right to do, and then blow his own brains out. Men accept responsibility for their foul deeds, make restitution and seek redemption.

I don’t know for sure, but I’ll bet Infidel’s hot little airplane, that Jovan Belcher was a scab on every relationship he ever entered into. Everyone around him tolerated him because nobody wanted to pick at the scab causing it to open again and start bleeding all over their $80 shirt. The only thing I know about Jovan Belcher for sure is that he died like a coward, and that tells me pretty much all I need to know about how he lived.

Booby Costas
Booby is proof positive that there is not one sanctuary left in America for a red-blooded patriot. No matter where we go, some Liberal D-bag has the floor and a microphone to assault our sensibilities with their uninformed boilerplate loony lib talking points.

I made the mistake of tuning into O’Really last night to hear Billbo and Booby. It was a love fest.

Costas claimed the Aurora, CO movie shootings were caused by America’s gun culture. He said, mistakenly, that CO is a right to carry state and that had no affect on the movie shooting. What Booby did not point out and Billbo was too much in love to point out is that the theater itself was a “gun free” zone. Just like VA Tech was a “gun free” zone. Seem the loonies are targeting (oops can you still use forms of the word “target?”) “gun free” zones so as to have a free reign for the chaos they've planned. To this date, nobody has planned a successful gun assault on the Pike County Gun Club. Lex knows that when good people with guns show up, the shooting stops.

When Billbo asked Costas if he would rather have a hand gun to defend himself or would he prefer to lie on the movie theater floor cowering in fear, Costas said he preferred to lie on the floor in fear. According to Costas, if more people had guns in the theater, the carnage would have been much worse. So presumably Costas would be lying on the theater floor, soiling himself, as he prays to his sports god thanking him that the only one in the theater with a gun is the crazy bastard trying to murder him. Sadly, given the other lunacy coming from Costas on this, that makes perfect sense.

In a very telling moment, in one breath Costas claimed his rant was not about gun control. Then in the next breath said there needed to be stricter controls on the purchases of hand guns. Not to pick nits here Booby, but “controls” on purchases of hand guns are, uh, gun controls.

Costas also claimed he was not anti-2nd Amendment. Then he said that gun buyers ought to have to undergo "some training." Hmm, the 2nd Amendment states in part that “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” So let’s say Chucky Schumer sets up the “Federal Responsible Armed Un-Americans Department” or FRAUD. How do you suppose that will work? The “training” will be offered once a year, in Dec. It will last 30 consecutive days consisting of 12 hours of instruction per day. It will only be available on Elephant Island and cost $150,000.

Booby, some might consider a government training program an infringement.