Friday round up

This is why these people cannot be trusted:
LB has directed Eric the wad Holder to ensure that “the wrong people do not come into possession of guns.” Gee that makes me feel better. The gun running wad is going to decide the groups of people who get to come into possession of guns. What could possibly go wrong?

Hey wad, what groups? Republicans? Anyone who thinks LB is nothing more than lawless waif, a buffoon, an affirmative action pass through incapable of any type of rigorous work? Those groups? Or the Mexican narco-terrorist that you have been running guns to?

Conspiracy theory #4-13
I’d look for a gun question on the next census form. You know the actual “enumeration” required by the constitution every 10 years that should be accomplished with a single question - how many people live here?

Instead the government wants to know how many bathrooms are in the house, what your income is, how many miles you travel to work and 8 pages of other intrusive extra constitutional BS. I’d bet AF Bros next paycheck that there’s question on gun ownership on the next census.

I wouldn’t recommend lying on the form. It’s a government document and if there’s trouble in Benghazi, President Shrilldabeast will use your deception on a government form as a pretext for that trouble and have you thrown in jail.

UPDATE: So far the only person punished for Benghazi is the CA filmmaker who had nothing to with it but is still in jail. But then, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!

So yeah, the government will use the next census as means to register gun owners. I’d recommend answering only the question that has to do with enumeration. The form is supposed to be untraceable. So if a census worker shows up at your door, as they did twice at mine during the last census, to have you answer the rest of the questions, you’ll know the government is lying about the anonymity of the from.

If they can find you to have you fill out the rest of the form, they can find you take the guns you reported having on the form.

Closing loopholes
Demo-Dopes are all about “closing loopholes” in the tax code. First, they aren’t loophole. They are tax law passed into law by the same group of morons who now call them loopholes.

All tax law is designed for one or more of three purposes, raise revenue, discourage an activity or encourage an activity. Green energy is a loophole designed to get people to act in certain ways by limiting their tax liability if they conform government desires to limit fossil fuel use. Mortgage deduction encourages home ownership. Cigarette taxes discourage smoking. Income tax discourages work.

So if the dopes are hell bent on closing “loopholes,” call their bluff. Close all of the loopholes by passing a flat tax. Hold a press conference telling the Americna people that you agree with the president about closing “loopholes” and have just passed a bill closing everyone of them.

Why can I think of this stuff but Johnny Boehner can’t. Maybe it’s a terrible idea.