More stupid advice from His Slowness

Slow Joe Biden continues his near daily demonstrations of what a colossal dumb@$$ he is. After telling us women were every bit as capable as men to serve on the front lines of combat, slow Joe now tells us women can’t handle an AR 15. Brilliant!

His slowness said he told his wife Jill:

"If there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here--walk out, put that double barrel shot gun and fire two blasts outside the house -- I promise you whoever is coming in ... You don't need an AR-15, it's harder to aim, it's harder to use...Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!"

This is so stupid on so many levels it’s hard to believe even coming from a total (g)assbag like Biden. And this is the guy LB put in charge of coming up with “common sense” gun controls. First, here’s guy whose family has 24-7 secret service coverage advising his wife to expose herself on a balcony to “Fire two blasts outside the house…” How dumb is that? Fire indiscriminately? Where? At who? At what?

This is the type of advice people who do not know what the ph*&k they are talking about offer up. A key rule in firing any weapon is knowing what you are shooting at and WHAT IS DOWN RANGE OF THE INTENDED TARGET!

If the idea is firing “two blasts” into the air, a year or two ago, Newton proved that what goes up must come down. When those shotgun pellets come down in a residential neighborhood they carry enough energy to damage property, kill and maim. What is the most memorable line from A Christmas Story? “You’ll put your eye out with that thing.” Well if you follow slow Joe’s BS advice, you’ll put your neighbor’s eye out, kill his cat, and shatter his car’s windshield.

Next, his slowness is telling his wife to take her home defense double barrel shotgun outside, exposing herself to whomever is out there, and fire two blasts. Quick question Joe how many shells does a double barrel shotgun hold? 4, 6, 7, 8? Try 2 dumb@$$. Now your wife has emptied her weapon in the hope that the noise will scare off whoever is out there. What she's left with is $800 7-8 pound stick.  If the idea is to just make a lot noise and then beat your assailant to death with an empty weapon, why not save the $800 and just get Jill two M-80 fire crackers and a Louisville Slugger?

Now, because she listened to a dumb@$$, Mr. Dumb@$$’s wife has an unloaded shotgun that needs to be broken down and reloaded. Real smart Joe. There she is fumbling with shotgun shells, probably in the dark, trying to reload. Hopefully the spent shells ejected smoothly – if the weapon even functions to eject spent shells many require the spent shells to be removed manually - or she’ll need to clear them before reloading.

Now I don’t begrudge a shotgun for home defense. In the dark the indiscriminate nature of a shotgun pattern may be useful in a narrow hallway or staircase. I would recommend a 6-8 shell pump shotgun (just the sound of a shell being racked into a pump shotgun has a deterrent nature all its own) over a double barrel, but if a double barrel is what you have, I wouldn’t advise blasting both barrels at once. Creeps travel in packs. You may want to see what comes out of the woodwork after the first blast.

Biden gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, dumber than a hoe handle.