Marco who?

Anyone who still thinks Marco Rubio can be the savior of the Republican Party, read this quote from his promise made on Univision Spanish speaking network – no doubt in Spanish because after all one of the goals of “comprehensive immigration reform” is to get illegal aliens speaking English.  Hey, sadly it makes sense to politicians.

“First comes the legalization. Then comes the measures to secure the border." Rubio added, “It is not conditional. The legalization is not conditional.”

Wonderful.  Marco, we hardly knew thee.  Rubio claims that the legalization must come first so we can ID all of the illegals immediately.  So that we don’t continue to have a stream of new illegal coming in as the fence is built. 

OK if that is truly the reason, have a one day amnesty.  Just like we have an Election Day, we have an Amnesty Day.  Notify the country that Amnesty Day is the first Tuesday of the first full week in November.  If you are unable to attend because you’ll be out of the country on a drug run, child trafficking run, prostitution run, bomb run, or other illegal alien business then you must notify your local Board of Illegal Alien Registration to get an absentee illegal alien registration card.

Rubio would scream louder than Chuckles the schuck Fumer.  They will need a 25 year amnesty period to make sure everyone has a chance to come out of the shadows.  Shadows?  Ha!  The shadows of our hospital emergency rooms, public schools, welfare lines, prisons, the shadows of  illegal worker pick-up lines in front of every convenience store in every major city etc. , those shadows?

Shadows?  Just because certain cities and courts say you cannot ask a person his citizenship status, even if arrested, doesn’t mean these people are living in the shadows.  For the most part these people are openly going about their business until they kill a 17 year old in an unregistered jalopy while slugging down their third quart of Modelo. 

Then the cry is to get them driver’s licenses so that we can ensure the safety of the roads.  That logic says that if the guy who killed the 17 year old had a license, he would ensure the safety of his automobile, register it and not drink and drive.  A license you see equals people acting responsibly. 

If that worked, we should also a license every player on the Cincinnati Bengals so they would stay out of jail and concentrate on football.  We should license every politicians as temporary custodians of our Constitution so that they would stop running rough shod over it every time it suited their political ambitions.

Call me crazy, Ms. Lex does all the time, but I don’t think rewarding criminals with a driver’s license or citizenship is suddenly going to have to have them thinking to themselves,  “Wow.  These people are really getting serious about their laws now.  I’d better shape up or they will insist I move into public housing, take a LB phone, get 199 weeks of unemployment that use to prepare my disability claim and draw food stamps.”  It’s insane.     

But hey so are we.  We elect the same class of @$$bag election after election, all the while we expect things to change in our favor.  Because a third party is electoral suicide in America, we’re screwed.  Conservatives are the blacks of the Republican Party.  Taken for granted with no place to go.