Cool kid gets de-pantsed by geek

While 8,000 Marine weapon systems are being cut due to sequestration, King Dumb@$$, Queen Fat@$$ and their lovely daughters are spending 100 million tax dollars to tour Africa.

But it is not all fun and games for LB.  While he was loafing in Africa, the subject of Ed Snowden came up.  LB’s response was, Ed who?  While everyone in his dysfunctional administration from Sec State - Cambodian war hero John Kerry - to the administration’s paid liar - Jay the carney barker Carney - have been telling us that people might die and attacks on the homeland are more likely due to Snowden’s actions, there’s LB kicking back in Africa, “what, me worry?”

The one word identifier for LB on this page is P-U-N-K.  His most dominant characteristic was well on display in Africa when he took questions from the press.   When the issue of Snowden came up, LB quipped he wouldn’t be scrambling jets for a 29 year old hacker.  Hacker?  HMM, here I thought he didn’t need to hack the NSA because the 29 year old high school drop out who has made fools of the LB administration worked at the NSA.  Besides, LB’s been too busy to worry about a hacker, what with vacation and all. 

LB’s minions are working the issue and there’s no need for LB to get involved.  As he put it:

"I'm not going to have one case of a suspect who we're trying to extradite suddenly being elevated to the point where I've got to start doing wheeling and dealing and trading on a whole host of other issues simply to get a guy extradited."

It's one guy, a 29 year old hacker, what’s the big deal?  The big deal is supposedly the information Snowden has handed over to the Chinese and now the Russians.  That’s the big deal.  It’s not the least bit surprising that LB misses the point.  Wouldn’t it be nice to get Snowden back – not so much to punish him - but rather to see just what he has handed over?  Oh, here’s another question for Ed that might be of interest, “Did anyone help you?” 

But No, it wouldn’t be nice.  It’s so much better to have the President of the United States acting like a too cool for school boy who just got de-pantsed and his scrawny @$$ whipped good by a girl.  He’s standing there in his tighty whities telling everyone that he could have beaten her if wanted to. Besides he claims, “The two black eyes, the bloody nose and the split lip don’t really hurt that much.  Now, has anyone seen my pants?”

Nobody believes a word of it, and one Ed Snowden has your pants.  He just sold them for a quarter to the girl who kicked your @$$.  "Not to worry, I'm not going to start wheeling and dealing to get my pants back.  Besides, aside from the urine stains in the front and the skid marks in the back, I like these new style shorts all the cool kids are wearing.

Of course the school newspaper encourages everyone to adopt the new fashion statement and come to school in their underwear and get their collective @$$es beaten, because it's really cool.