Prince Bologna and Prince Sinkhole
Lex’s one word descriptor for King Sphincter of Rectum, is punk. Given that, how can anyone be surprised by
what the punk does? Selfies at a
funeral? What else would a punk do? That is as predictable as sundown. After all it has been, is and always will be
about our narcissist punk king.
It’s like our when phony bologna next in line to the throne shows up in
aviator sunglasses to prove he’s a tough guy; or to prove his “common man” bona
fides starts talking about “always” having lunch a Kate’s Diner which just closed...a
scant 10 years ago; or talks excrement about home defense as if he doesn’t have
a platoon of secret service protecting his and his family’s worthless a$$es; or
when he tries to convince you that he’s smarter than you, yeah, that really happened. Oddly, that’s a conversation
Lex has NEVER entered into with anyone.
Truly smart people do in fact know how dumb they are. Given that, I swear I get
"smarter" every day.
Aside: In keeping with Lex’s royalty
theme when referring to the Caligula D.C. crowd, slow Joe will now be known as
Prince Phony of Bologna
Second in line to the throne is our own Suntan John Boehner. The pic at the top comes out whenever Suntan
John acts according to his true political shading which is to grab as much for
himself as possible while watching the ship of state gather speed as it heads
toward the rocks. Anyone who gets in the
way of one of these establishment pols lining their own pockets, i.e. primary
challengers, Tea Party, etc. becomes the enemy.
Screw the Dopes. These Rats have
way more in common with the Dopes than they do with the Tea Party. That’s why Suntan John, after caving like a FL
sinkhole on the latest budget deal, blew up at the Tea Party for criticizing the
crappy deal instead of blaming recalcitrant senate Dopes who haven’t produced a
budget in over 4 years and who have NO interest what-so-ever in reducing
deficits that will be the ruin of this once great nation. Way to go Johnny. You’re doing a heck of a job.
We all knew sinkhole Rats had no stomach for a fight with the Dopes. We knew they would be deploying TOSU
defensive strategy of bend, bend, bend again then break or bend over which ever
floats your boat. We knew that was going
to happen. What I didn’t expect is the
sinkhole Rats to come out lambasting their own base for not being thrilled with the
outcome. I’d expect a tone along the
line of, “Hey we did the best we could.
Dopes would rather wreck the country than get serious about entitlement
reform before a midterm election. They
elected to the kick the can down the road to tune of another 7 TRILLION DOLLARS
OF DEBT we cannot afford.” Instead,
sinkhole John goes all redneck on the base.
You see we just do not understand how tough sinkhole John has it, what
with his 6 figure income, premium healthcare, three day work week, 51 and half
weeks of vacation, special perks for being Speaker of the House etc. etc.
etc. This is the best he could do, and
we as mere commoners are expected to rejoice at his efforts rather the fruits of those efforts – the country be
damned.
Aside: Suntan John Boehner will now
be known as Prince Sinkhole, because he is second in line to the throne, and we
know he will always cave in spectacular fashion taking with him everything in
his path.
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