Cambodian war hero Lord Horseface's story much like Robertscare

Cambodian war hero Lord Horseface, King Airhead’s Minister of Foreign Capitulation (aka John Kerry), once said on the floor of the senate that it was “seared, seared” into his mind, such as it, being ordered into Cambodia by President Nixon.  He carried a black barrette of a fallen comrade to remind him of the fateful Cambodian missions.

The only problem with Lord Horseface’s heroic stories is THEY ARE NOT TRUE.  That’s it.  One problem.  Only one.  The stories are pure fabrication.  Yet they are seared in Lord Horseface’s memory.  What does that tell about Lord Horseface?  Well let’s give him the benefit of the doubt.  All of memories fade a bit, and we tend to place ourselves in the best possible light.  No one brags about the fight they lost.  But the loss over time becomes a draw, and after a few beers before you know it you were kicking that poor SOB’s a$$.

Then you sober up and remember what you said. Ooops.  I can only assume that Lord Horseface was not drunk on the floor of the senate when he told his story.  But who knows?  Well, we can be sure if he was drunk, it wasn’t on beer.  Lord Horseface would have raided the wine cellar of his wife’s dead husband and taken the best three bottles available.

But even the drunk at the bar doesn’t make up stuff that can so easily be proven false.  Lord Horseface is not as clever as the drunk at your local bar.  Lord Horseface said it was seared into his memory being sent into Cambodia by Richard Nixon during Christmas of 1968.  That’s a BIG problem Horseface.  Nixon won election in 1968, but he wasn't inaugurated until Jan 1969. So.

At that point the rest of story falls a part pretty quickly.  Research of Horseface’s navy unit’s records indicate no such missions occurred and oddly no missions whatsoever on Christams of 1968.  So.  It pretty clear Horseface a lying POS.

Lex, we knew all of this.  Besides, Horseface is a Demo-Dope so the assumption is he’s always lying.  Why are we dragging up this ancient history?

Well one wonders why a liar, and such a poor liar at that, is running the Ministry of Capitulation.  When Lord Horseface shows up somewhere to give away some key component of US foreign policy, are people laughing at him?  Korean Dictator:  “Hey Horseface, I have things ‘seared’ into memory too, like when I de-pantsed you in front of world on nuke deal.  Only difference, my memory true! Ha,ha, ha, ha, ha.!  Come over here you big knucklehead.  You know I love you.  Now, give me next shipment of free food for making fool of you or I restart nuke processing plant, which we both know has been running since your last payment, but I tell world if you don’t pay up.  When we done here, I promise to listen to your ‘Cambodian war’ exploits.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”

But Lord Horseface’s “Cambodian war” exploits seem to me parallel the Dope strategy on Robertscare.  There are about a dozen as easily proven falsehoods in Robertscare as Horseface’s claim that Nixon sent him into Cambodia a month BEFORE Nixon was inaugurated.  But as lies mount up, the story doesn’t change, because it’s seared into Dope’s heads.  The lapdogs play along with the Dopes on Robertscare just like they played along with Horseface.  They never questioned him – even about the easily proven falsehood of Nixon being the culprit for ordering the fake excursions into Cambodia.

The “You can keep your plan if you like your plan. Period” is the Nixon sent me to Cambodia in 1968, part of the Robertscare lie.  It is so easily proven to be false that no sane person can believe it anymore.  So the adjusted lie is, King SFB didn't know it was a lie and only “substandard plans were cancelled.”

Like Horseface’s story though, once the premise upon which it was built is proven to be false, everything else begins to fall apart.  Like Hoseface’s story, the lapdog media who once fawned over Horseface’s “heroics” before they were proven to be fabrications, now simply say, “Never mind” and ignore the fact that the guy telling the story over and over is a bold faced liar.  Even worse the liar goes from being one of 100 liars in the House of Lords to being a one of one liar as the Minister of Capitulation where he can lie not just to us but to the entire world.

Like Horseface, everyone associated with the Robertscare debacle is immune from criticism from the lapdogs.  Like Horseface people who should be shunned for their lies and incompetence are hailed as great the heroes of the kingdom.  Idiot Dutchess Sebelius actually is calling for a GAO investigation into what went wrong with the Robertscare website roll out.  Lemmee guess, some video by a guy we never heard of cause the site to crash.  Look in the mirror IDIOT.

Just one question, why would anyone believe anything that Lord Horseface or this administration ever says again?