The king's B-Day present to Queen Mooch that the surfs will be paying for

Lay on a C-5 cargo plane to retrieve some expensive heavy cargo from Hawaii
Queen Mooch is laying over in Hawaii for a couple of more days, a birthday gift from our king.  How do you suppose she’ll be getting back to Caligula D.C.?  Military cargo class?  So the brokest nation in the history of the world will send a special flight to pick her oversized azz up at great cost to who?  Well the king will reimburse the government for  the cost of the queen’s flight.  That means the king will chip in $700-$800 bucks - or the cost of a commercial ticket - toward the hundreds of thousands of dollars the mission to retrieve the Mooch from her vacation will actually cost.  The surfs will make up the rest of the cost.  So just who is it giving the Mooch the king’s birthday present?  The king, or us surfs?  This is one reason, among many, that I cannot stand these people.  Their colossal arrogance and unbridled sense of entitlement is stunning.  The lapdogs ignore it, can’t be bothered.

I'm sending Mrs. Lex to Aruba for two weeks.  I just need the same deal that the king and queen just got.

End of the BCS
Great game last night to ring out the BCS era.  We’ll be swapping out a two team controversy for a four team controversy next year.  TOSU, AL and Baylor, all one loss teams that would supposedly have been in the running for a playoff birth, all got beat by teams with 2 or more losses.  Oh, by the way, in all of the euphoria of four team playoff next year, did anyone notice that the BCS got it right…again.  I say again, to no avail, leave it alone.

Global warming continues to intensify
Ft. Wayne is still well below zero this morning, -14 to be exact.  I had to bring the family watch dog in from his outside home last night.  Not because I didn’t think he could survive.  I knew he could.  But it’s just easier to bring him in than worry if he got trapped in his little dog run when he went out to pee.  The flap in the dog door is not very pliable, and there’s about – no kidding – 5 feet of snow piled on top of the roof of his deluxe abode.  So if that happened to break loose while he happened to be out, well..

Yet, yet the global warm-mongers are, no $h!t, claiming the cold is due to warming.  You simply cannot make this stuff up.  Ships exploring the loss of Antarctic ice floe gets stuck in record amounts of ice, rescue ships get stuck in ice, coldest temps in 20 years and the warm-mongers claim it’s all due to warming.  So, if it gets warm it is due to global warming, if gets cold it is due to global warming, if there is no noticeable change in temps that is also due to global warming.  Yeah, given logic like that, I guess the debate is over.