John Kerry: ever the douche

Well known gold-digging, wind surfing tough guy and Cambodian war hero John Francois Kerry took a hard stand against Israel - our closest ally in the Middle East – when, after taking criticism for alluding to a boycott of Israel if the Israelis didn’t tow his line, he told the Israeli press, “I have to tell you, my friend, I’ve been, quote, attacked before by people using real bullets, not words, and I am not going to be intimidated.”

Now you’d think that once a lying fraud has been exposed on the grandest stage in America, a Presidential Campaign, as lying fraud he’d STFU.  Not Kerry.  So we have to recap.

In memories that are seared into his memory, Kerry claims to have been sent into Cambodia by Richard Nixon during Christmas of 1968.  That is a lie on multiple levels.  Most obviously, Nixon was not inaugurated until January of 1969.  So, Nixon couldn’t have sent Lord Douche into Cambodia, and so much for the lying azzbag’s memory.  Next there is no Naval record of Kerry’s unit EVER being sent into Cambodia.  Kerry’s story relies on his own journals and the word of crewmen who think they may have been in Cambodia.  Some say that their unit may have strayed into Cambodian waters.

According to Kerry, the story is that Kerry’s boat was used to clandestinely drop off Navy SEALs in Cambodia on three or four occasions.  A swift boat is 50 feet long with an engine big and loud enough to push it along at a high speed.  So really, how clandestine could the mission have been?  It’s BS.

As to being attacked by people using real bullets, well, Kerry’s first Purple Heart Medal came as result of shrapnel from a hand grenade the imbecile himself mishandled.  So, instead of laying low and hoping nobody noticed what an incompetent douche he was, Kerry marched into sickbay got a swab of Bactine and a BandAid.  He then took the medical report to the Navy Admin Office and PUT HIMSELF in for a Purple Heart.

ASIDE:  Where the hell was the Chief Petty Officer?  I know that no Gunny would have let a new Lieutenant have a grenade at night.  Hand grenades are dangerous things even in tightly controlled training environments.  They are crazy dangerous in combat, at night being used by newbies.  Kerry’s own experience proves my point.

The rest of Kerry’s heroics boil down to fog of war crap.  Kerry put HIMSELF in additional Purple Hearts and Bronze Star and Silver Star Medals.  The Silver Star came as a result of Kerry chasing down a badly wounded VC and shooting him the back.  The Bronze Star came from fishing a CIA officer out of the water after Kerry fled up river to avoid contact with the enemy.  Kerry’s accounts of the actions in support of those medals are all in question by people who were there serving with Kerry.

Military guys know BS when they hear about it or see it with their own eyes.  During 9 months of combat service Kerry was wounded three times and earned Bronze Star and Silver Star Medals all written up by John Kerry.  Perhaps it’s all true, but the BS meter is ranging well into the red for most people familiar with combat operations.

As it turns out, Kerry left Vietnam with more ribbons and medals on his chest than stitches in his body for his three supposed wounds.   How is that possible?  That BS meter is now pegged.  And there is no point recounting coward Kerry’s post Vietnam service actions where he lied his way through congressional hearings condemning real American heroes still fighting the war in Vietnam.

So Kerry may well have been attacked by people using real bullets, but it’s clear that they couldn’t shoot all that well.  Also, who the hell does Kerry think he’s talking to?  Every man and woman of age in Israel probably has more heroic combat action than Kerry's made up crap with no three Purple Heart Medal rule that can be exploited by cowards for their political careers.

Kerry is a pompous azz.