Monday, February 10, 2014

Monday stuff

Most hilarious, funnier than a Joe Biden spelling bee
Slow Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden recently told a reporter that he couldn’t think of one reason not to run for president.  I can’t think of just one either.  100 sure, 10,000 yeah but it is difficult, nay impossible, to narrow the phony mindless gaff machine’s blunders down to just one.  But if I had to do it under the threat of being enrolled in the Joe Biden Hot Shot School of Gun Safety for a year, I’d have to pick this one.  Now, if you can get through the whole thing without laughing, I’ll credit you with a year’s free subscription to this page.  Here’s a hat tip to Infidel for smuggling the microchip containing this astonishing piece into the compound.

While we’re on the subject
In America we have a ridiculous “zero tolerance” for guns in schools.  Kids get suspended for chewing a pop tart into the shape of a gun, or drawing one on a piece of paper, or having one on their t-shirt.  We are willing to suspend the First Amendment in public schools to restrict any support for the second.

Meanwhile our enemies, when they stop laughing at us long enough, are inculcating their youth with a martial spirit.  Maybe we should start to re-teach marksmanship and gun safety in our schools again.
 
Sam I am…gay
Missouri defensive lineman Michael Sam has come out as a homosexual.  If drafted, he’d become the first openly homosexual player in the NFL.  If he’s not drafted, it will indicate what a bunch of homophobic idiots populate the NFL’s front offices.  NEWS FLASH to Sam and the hysterical sports media touting Sam as a modern day Jackie Robinson, no one cares.
 
OK people care.  Homosexuals care the most.  Homophobes care and might just picket NFL stadiums on Sundays with those incredibly Godly signs, “God hates fags.”  The other 95% of us couldn’t care less.  I guess we could all do our best Captain Louis Renault impersonation and claim to be “shocked, shocked I tell you” to discover that there are homosexuals playing professional football.  Who’s going to come out next?  A homosexual hair dressers?  A homosexual guy in the drama club?  A lesbian golfer or tennis player?  Is nothing safe?
 
Unless you’re Joe Biden or some other brain dead idiot, you might have come to realize that homosexuals probably populate every industry in about the same percentages that they populate the general population.  Even in the 20 years in the Marine Corps before don’t ask don’t tell, the rumor mill turned.  Whisper, “Hey did you know so and so’s a fag?”  They were easy to spot.  After a three week field op, their hair and fingernails were still immaculate.  In fact they were not easy to spot, at least for me.  Maybe because even then, as long as they did their job, and weren’t shacking up in the barracks, I didn’t care, or at least I didn’t care to know.  $h!t!  I may have drunk a beer or two with one or had one into my home and never knew.
 
I think my kind of indifference is what passes for homophobia these days.  If you do not think the “gay pride” parade is the most expressive most outward display of human dignity ever, you’re a homophobe.  No.  I’m not.  I just don’t want to look at a man painted purple with his genitals lashed in a leather shoe string and a pine cone up his butt.  It’s disgusting.  It would be just as disgusting if it were a pretty girl.
 
But I can guarantee you one thing, Michael Sam will be all the talk before, during and after the draft and through his rookie season.  The meme will be how courageous he is.  It’s all BS.  Everyone in the media will be pulling for Sam.  Contrast Sam’s homosexuality with Tim Tebow’s pro-life Christian message.  Tebow was constantly lampooned for his Christian beliefs, even while taking the Broncos into the playoffs and winning a first round game.  These days, Tebow’s experience tells anyone willing to take an honest look that it takes a whole lot more courage to be openly Christian than it does to be openly homosexual.
 
Here’s another test.  At your next meeting tell a Christian or better yet a Catholic  joke and watch everyone, Christian/Catholic included laugh – provided it’s funny.  Then tell a homosexual joke and watch everyone head for the hills to be the first to report you to HR as a homophobe.  It’s all BS.

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