21st century whiz kids have no answer to a 19th century bully

King SFB                       Vlad Putin

 

During the 2012 campaign, Mitt Romney suggested that Russia wasn’t a good strategic partner for America.  King SFB mocked Romney with a well placed, “The 1980s called.   They want their foreign policy back.”  Now after Russian Special Forces stormed into Ukraine, our SFB punk king issued some kind of warning about “costs” for Russia entering Ukraine.  Then King SFB headed across town and in as unserious a moment as there can be for a king facing an international crisis with one of the  world’s bullies, SFB shed his coat and tie, declared it 5 o’clock happy hour and kicked back with a cold one.

 

On the other side of the globe, fresh from his victory lap in Sochi and having depantsed King SFB in front of the world and then rubbed SFB’s nose in the messes he made of Syria and Iran, a very serious Vlad Putin has assessed little Barry’s bark and determined that his bark as well as his bite are a perfect match to SFB scrawny punk stature.

 

Our problems with Russia did not start with Vlad Putin defecating in our dear leader’s mouth over the Ukraine.  Our problems started when, in an effort to embarrass GWB, the “world’s smartest woman” Shrilldabeast Clinton issued a “rest button” to her Russian counterpart.  In true testament to her brilliance the Shrilldabeast’s “rest button” more accurately translated into, “Woman’s hosiery on sale, 2 for 1, on Thrusday” or some other total non-sequitur – actually in a bit of total and complete irony the Beast’s translation of "reset" meant “overcharged” in Russian.  As in - whoever they hire to do the translation, overcharged them.

 

All this came from the supposed “world’s smartest woman” who once parlayed $10,000 into $100,000 in few weeks of cattle futures trading.  This is the woman who ducked responsibility for the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi with a flip and callous, “what difference does it make?’   This is the brilliant woman who enabled a rapist.

 

Meanwhile, the woman who the lapdogs portrayed as a dumbass, Sarah Palin, had the prediction right on the money - albeit it 6 years late.  Palin predicted with 100% accuracy that electing King SFB will be a green light for the Russians to go into Ukraine.  Still waiting for the “oops” from the lapdogs on that one.

 

So King SFB trades one dumbazz for another.  He sheeshcans the Shrilldabeast in favor of Cambodian war hero John François Kerry, affectionately know here as Lord Horseface.  So Lord Horseface shows up on a Sunday talker and actually complains that the Russians are playing by 19^th century rules in the 21^st century.  YGBSM!  That’ll teach Putin as he expands the Russian empire.  Call him names - a 19th centuryer.  Oooh, damn that hurts.  Call him flat Earth denier next and watch him squirm.  The name calling isn’t all that bad.  Who, while pining for simpler times, has never complained, “I was born 100 years too late”?  According to Lord Horseface, Putin is living the dream man.  Here’s the quote:

 

You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped up pre-text, It is serious in terms of sort of the modern manner with which nations are going to resolve problems. There are all kinds of other options still available to Russia. There still are. President Obama wants to emphasize to the Russians that there are a right set of choices that can still be made to address any concerns they have about Crimea, about their citizens, but you don’t choose to invade a country in order to do that.

 

Uh, OK.  So what?  What are you and King SFB going to do about it?  A good old fashion azz whipping is probably off the table.  So, sanctions?  No.  Recall our ambassador then.  No.  Put missiles in Poland then.  Oh, hell no.  Mobilize Europeans in a pledge to stand with Ukraine?  No.  Provide “humanitarian aide” to rebels in Crimea?  No.  It would seem King SFB and Lord Horseface do not have a 21^st century answer to 19^th century problem, save whining like a cut dog about it on a Sunday talk show.  And if your answer to an international military problem is whining to David Gregory on Meet The Press, why not gut your own military?  This must be the "flexibility" King SFB told Russian President Dmitri Medvedev he'd have after the election.  The flexibility to do nothing.

 

Something tells me John Bolton, instead of whining, would be talking less, not whining at all and putting some kind of pressure on Russia right now.