And that's why Lex calls them Demo-DOPES

Discovery Announcement ~ Pm311 The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named Pelosium.  Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

 

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.  Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

 

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in voting concentration.

 

AFBro sent me the above, which got me thinking. Charles Krauthammer once opined that biggest difference between liberals and conservatives is not political but rather that conservatives think all liberals are stupid while liberals think all conservatives are evil.  The thing is, we can prove our point - in most cases by simply mentioning a name.  As in:  Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Joe Biden, Elijah Cummings, King SFB, Rosie O’Donnell, Babs Streisand, Piers Morgan, an endless list indeed but perhaps most famously Dope congressman Hank Johnson.

 

Johnson, you might recall, publicly opposed deploying additional Naval assets to Guam because he was afraid – this is a no $h!tt3r - the island might capsize.  That Mr. & Mrs. America is something that you just cannot make up.  Seth MacFarlane, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon and all the living writers and performers of SNL couldn’t have come up with that given 20 years to try.  You could just see the brain storming session, MacFarlane:  “How about we have a congressman oppose a deployment to Guam because he’s afraid the island might tip over?”  Jay Leno:  “Come on Seth.  Good comedy is based in reality.  Nobody is THAT stupid.”

 

Surprisingly, the funniest thing about the linked video is not Johnson’s rambling idiocy.  The priceless part is the Admiral’s rather nonchalant and understated answer, “We don’t anticipate that.”  Holy crap, that’s hilarious.  Here are the Admiral’s answers to other questions from Congressman Johnson.  We don’t’ anticipate that pigs will acquire the ability to fly anytime soon.  No congressman, we don’t anticipate that the North Korans have invented a cloaking device such as the Klingons used on Star Trek.  No, we don’t anticipate that Area 54 is the location of a “Stargate” to transport military assents along the time space continuum.  Congressman, we don’t anticipate that, no matter how much talent they are able to buy, the Bengals will ever contend for the Super Bowl again.

 

On Twitchy to protect king SFB, some Lib douche let this tweet fly:

@JohnFugelsang

There are no racists at #CPAC2014 they just didn't mind when Reagan raised the debt ceiling 18 times & W raised it 8 times.

 

Hmm, where to start.  Let’s put this in terms that even whoever John Fugelsang is can understand.  If I’m working a high six figure job, say I’m a Hollywood swell of some sort, I’m out for an evening and I ask my manager to loan me a 100 bucks to cover dinner, is that the same as the cashier working minimum wage at the Jack in the Box, in debt up to his ass, borrowing 25 large from the mob to cover gambling debts?

 

While it’s true the Reagan nearly doubled the debt to GDP ratio in his two terms, the ratio none the less remained below 40%.  Also consider what was gained.  After the disaster that was/is Jimmy Carter, Reagan destroyed the Soviet Union by competing in an arms race the Soviets knew they could never win.  In short, Reagan went “all in” in calling the Soviet bluff.  As a result, the Soviet Union collapsed, the wall fell and Soviet Union at least for now is no more.  Also consider that by lowering the marginal tax rates across the board Reagan was actually able to increase revenue to the treasury.

 

The case for GWB is a bit tougher to make.  The debt to GDP ratio remained in check until the Demo-Dope inspired 2008 banking crisis.  GWB, following the advice from economist across the board, propped up the banking industry (at least the ones “too big to fail”).  As a result, the government bought up nearly a TRILLION dollars worth of worthless loans Demo-Dopes insisted be issued to people who had no hope of ever repaying.  The Troubled Asset Relief Program or TARP combined with spending required from 9-11 and the follow on widely supported wars (at least at the time) pushed the debt to GDP ratio to nearly 60% by the time GWB left office.  Still many argued that financial collapse, nay ruin was avoided.  Whatever the cost, it was worth it in the long run.  Candidate Little Barry Obama called it un-American and unpatriotic.

 

Enter newly crowned King SFB.  Under SFB the debt to GDP ratio rose to nearly 80%.  So if 60% is un-American and unpatriotic what does that make 80% SFB?  And consider the gains achieved under Reagan and GWB as opposed to SFB.  Reagan destroyed the Soviet Union.  Bush rebuilt the country, engaged in two wars and staved off financial ruin.  King SFB ran up the debt.  Period.  There’s nothing to show for it.  No shovel ready jobs.  No revitalized Detroit.  It was like taking a pail of 10 trillion dollar sand and dumping it onto a San Diego beach near the waterline.  No one can tell where you dropped it.  Nothing was accomplished by dropping the pail’s contents.

 

Also consider this.  At the time, many on the conservative side opposed GWB’s bailout strategy.  Let the market run its course.  As it turns out we bailed out the wealthy.  So we’re not like the sycophantic yes men on the left making excuses to cover King SFB’s scrawny azz.

 

It seems to me that Regan borrowed a modest amount and achieved great gains.  GWB borrowed to rebuild, make the world safer and avoid a calamity.  Admittedly, the merits of the case for those activities can be argued.  King SFB borrowed to redistribute and save for his re-election, has not one thing to show for it.

 

As in the example above, Reagan and to a lesser extent Bush were borrowing a reasonable sum (that$100) that they could reasonably expect to repay (income high 6 figures to loan $100 ratio) for reasonable activities (pay for dinner).  By contrast King SFB has borrowed huge amounts of money that it is going to become increasingly difficult to repay for activities that no one can even identify today.  The perfect example is the cash for clunkers program that except for making low priced autos unavailable to the poor has had no discernible effect.

 

Last example to Lib stupidity:  Nobel Laurite, Oscar Award winner and complete (g)assbag AlGore once claimed that the Earth’s temperature at its core was “several million degrees.”  That, interestingly enough, would make the center of the Earth, a bit hotter than the surface of the sun.  I don’t claim to have never made a mistake.  I make them by the bushel load.  But I’m not a Nobel Laurite and supposed “expert” on anything nor am I profiting from the Lex E. Libertas Carbon Credits Company by spreading a thick layer of BS over everything.  Another oddity that sets Lex apart from the run of the mill lib is that I’m not so annoyingly arrogant and pompous that I can’t say, “Oops.  I fouled that one up.”

 

Wow, I just looked back.  This is like three posts.  It's all AFBro's fault for sending me that Pelosium e-mail.  This is what happens when you post on Lib stupidity.  There’s so much material you just cannot cut it down.  No worries.  Subscription rates remain the same while content triples.