King SFB's pen and phone

Duvall channels Lex
In an interview with the Daily Beast, Oscar-winner actor Robert Duvall blasted the Civil Rights film "The Butler" as "very inaccurate." Channeling Lex’s post from yesterday, the 83 year-old star added, "JFK had one of the worst Civil Rights voting records," and "All the atrocities in the South were committed by the Democratic Party."  Hmm, like all the great minds, Duvall obviously reads Lex.  Is anyone surprised?

King SFB’s pen and phone
According to King SFB, he must rule by pen and phone because congress will not fully comply with his efforts to run the country into the ground before things can be saved in 2016.  In short congress is the culprit here.

But congress is not the culprit.  Ronald Reagan worked with Dopes in congress and obtained much of his agenda.  How?  Well Reagan was trusted and loved by the American people.  Dopes crossed him at their peril.

Then came raping misogynist Billbo Billy Boy Clinton.  He managed to balance the budget and reform welfare with a Republican congress.  How?  Well Billy Boy was a vain duplicitous triangulating POS.  He divided the difference on big issues and moved taking all the credit for himself.

Then came GWB who managed to get Dopes to vote for two wars they now insist were big mistakes and all GWB’s fault.  How?  Leadership.  GWB was the rarest of all pols, he did what he thought was right for country to hell with his own and his party’s electoral prospects.

So why can’t King SFB work with House Republicans?  First, he’s no Reagan.  Most Americans now know he’s a lying turd biscuit.  He commands none of Reagan’s respect and/or trustworthiness.  And it’s not just the “You can keep it if you like it” BS.  He’s been lying since day one.  To cover his tracks, he insists that he’s an incompetent buffoon because everything that happens in his administration is a surprise to him.  Fast and Furious?  Well he didn’t know $h!t about it.  IRS scandal?  Never heard of it until it broke on the news.  It was at first an “outrage” then a “phony scandal.”   Beghazi?  Never knew the ambassador was under attack.  Then blamed the whole thing on a video.  NSA spying?  What NSA spying.  Never heard of it.  And on. And on.

So why not the Billy Boy Clinton model of splitting the difference?  Clinton was gifted and respected politician.  King SFB, for all the lapdog media hype, is neither.  Clinton was a hands on guy – pun intended.  King SFB can find nothing in the hard work of governing this country that appeals to him other than the endless campaign, paid vacations, 3,000 rounds of golf and dinner with Jay Z.  Lex’s one word descriptor for King SFB is “punk.” To explain King SFB actions, or more accurately, inaction in this case, I’d add a one word modifier to it – lazy punk.

So he ought to be able to at least do as well as that fool GWB.  No he can’t.  First, GWB was a honest president and man.  King SFB is a liar. Most importantly though is that GWB did what he thought was best for the country and let the chips fall.  King SFB wants to destroy the country.  House Republicans have gotten a whiff of his intentions.  And while there are many Rats who would go along with SFB there are just enough to gum up the works.  SFB’s ally in the House, blubbering wimp, John Boehner cannot herd enough of the cats in his own party to allow SFB to destroy the country on schedule.

So King SFB must go it alone with a pen and a phone.  Not because it’s a do-nothing congress, Regan, Clinton and GWB all overcame that obstacle.  He has to go it alone because he’s a lying untrustworthy douche bag.

Oops, just remembered the New Year’s resolution to raise the tone of the discourse on this page.  Make that:  He has to go it alone because he’s a disingenuous, unreliable flexible container of feminine rinse.

Taking the high road now.