Conspiracy theory XX-14: Monica

There is conspiracy theory that goes; Monica Lewinsky published her piece in Vanity Fair to “clear the decks” for the Shrilldabeast 2016.  The theory goes - should the subject come up in the 2016 cycle, the Beast will be able to say, “That’s old news.  We heard ‘the last word on that’ from Monica back in 2014.”  To transpose a famous leftist line onto the Monica scandal – the debate is over.

I guess that’s OK as far as common conspiracy theories go, but it’s not nearly convoluted enough for my taste in conspiracy theories.  I find it difficult to believe that the Clinton’s approached Monica.  After what they did to that poor woman, I find it difficult to believe that Monica would lift so much as a finger to help them even if their brains were on fire and running garden hose was right there.

To make this conspiracy theory “believable” there needs to be at least one more player, one Monica trusts and one who can be bought off by the Clintons.  Say someone at Vanity Fair on behalf of the Clintons floats the idea of the article to Monica months back.  Monica says “hell no.  I’ll wait until after the Shilldabeast enters the race or just before the election.”  Enter the Clinton rube.  Maybe it’s a trusted family member.  Maybe it’s a close friend.  Maybe it’s Linda Tripp.  Anyhoo, whoever it is convinces Monica, “You know now isn’t a bad to time to tell your story.  Get it out there go on a speaking tour right through the primaries and the election.”  Of course the Lapdogs conspire to again destroy Monica and the story dies a week after it’s published, and Monica returns to the relative obscurity of a perpetual late night show punch line.   Ahhhh, now there’s a conspiracy theory.

When asked last night on The Five if Monica would play a part in the 2016 election cycle former Dope strategist Bob Beckel said, “Jeb Bush won’t go there. Mike Huckabee won’t go there.”  That’s all I needed to hear to push those two names to the bottom of my list of possible candidates.  We need a guy or gal who will sink the Monica shiv deep into the Clintons every time the phony “war on women” meme comes up by anyone in the Dope party.  The go to line would be, “Monica Lewinsky’s boy friend’s wife’s husband IS THE WAR ON WOMEN.”

No doubt the lapdogs will be telling the Republican candidate that he cannot go after his opponent’s spouse.  Ha!  BS.  When the Billbo was running for president, he told us if we voted for him we’d get a buy one get one free.  We’d get Hillary in the deal.  Why in the world would we think it’s going to be any different now that Billbo’s door mat wife is running?  Billbo would be in the White House chasing interns and making policy for purely political purposes.  Shrilldabeast would be to Billbo what Russian "President" Medvedev was to Putin. Shrilldabeast would end up being Billbo’s sock puppet.  The last thing Republicans need in the coming cycle is someone who is going to play nice.

I am still at a loss to explain how it isn’t Billbo being cast out, lampooned, ostracized, and shamed over the Monica affair.  Monica wasn’t married.  Monica wasn’t older.  Monica wasn’t in a more powerful position.  Yet it’s Monica who takes all of the heat while Billbo enjoys celebrity status dashing to and fro raising money for himself and the Dope party.  That explains it.  As long as Dopes strain at the rope line to get a glimpse of the pervert and are willing to write checks to the accused rapist and convicted perjurer it makes not the tiniest bit of difference to them what despicable scum bag he really is.