Scooter Libby would be a free man, nay hero, in today's King SFB rule

How’d you like to be Scooter Libby?  Yeah, I know.  I’d have lost the “Scooter” handle after Jr. High as well.  Anyhoo, here’s a guy who went to jail in 2007 for a misstep during the investigation into who outted CIA analyst (secretary?) Valerie Plame.

Here’s the thing.  Scooter didn’t do it.  Colon Powell’s lying cowardly deputy Richard the dick Armitage did.  What’s worse the guy sworn to get to the bottom of the Plame outing, Special Douche (prosecutor) Patty Fitzgerald, knew dick Armitage outted Plame after about 10 minutes on the job.

Case closed then, right?  No.  After all this is the U.S. federal government.  Why wrap up a federal investigation into X after getting the answer you were charged to find?  There are still millions of dollars to waste.   This thing can drag on for months or years to the delight of the lapdog media.  Besides, if we ask the same question 100 times in different ways, someone is bound to slip up and perjure themselves making the entire exercise worthwhile – particularly if the “someone” is Karl Rove.  Who cares if a heretofore innocent man is sent to jail in the process of investigating a crime already solved?  Certainly not the dick, Armitage.

That’s our federal government.  That’s why we need “assault weapons” in our homes.  That’s why we cheer when armed citizens in cowboy hats confront a bunch of over-armed, over-paid and apparently unsupervised roid raged hulking BLM p*ssies playing wannabe Marine Corp (or is it corpse?) Recon Rangers and send them packing.  That’s why mass murders are more popular than most people making a living in Caligula D.C.

Now fast forward to 2014.  Someone in King SFB’s administration outted the CIA Station Chief in Afghanistan.  So far no Special Douche has been assigned the case to put as many innocent men behind bars as possible after solving  the case.

To be honest, the 2014 case is a much more difficult case.  In the Plame case they were looking for the proverbial needle in a haystack – one nitwit guy in the company of otherwise ordinary people.  In King SFB’s administration the task is much more difficult.  The Special Douche would be looking for a particular piece of hay in a hay stack or literally one particular nitwit in an entire stack of nitwits.  Still how hard could it be?

So Scooter is jailed for answers provided to the Special Douche after the Special Douche had solved the crime he assigned to solve.  Meanwhile back to 2014 Caligula D.C. Eric the wad Holder gets a border agent and hundreds maybe thousands of Mexicans killed in some hare-brained gun running scheme, Shrilldabeast gets four killed in Benghazi, Shinseki gets at least 40 (maybe a 100 or more) killed in a waitlist crime at the VA, Janet Incampetano turns thousands of illegal alien felon criminals lose on us, Lois Learner uses the IRS to target King SFB’s political enemies, James Crapper straight up lies to congress about NSA spying and no one has been fired or thrown into jail for any of it. 

That proves one of two things.  1)  Patty Fitzgerald is the greatest Special Douche ever - able to get innocent men to confess crimes outside the scope of already solved cases.  2)  The entire system is rigged and the lapdogs and entire Caligula D.C. establishment are in on the rigging.

 

As a purveyor of conspiracy theories, I’m firmly in the camp of the 2^nd option.  That’s why I’m seriously considering matching sporting rifles and a 1,000 rounds of ammunition for the family for the next gift giving occasion.