Dealing with the Dopes

The Empty Suit is meeting with congressional leaders today.  No doubt TES will remain the petulant crybaby on display at his presser after his historic azz whippin’.  Republicans should sit quietly like Michael Corelone when Moe Green is trashing Michael’s family.  Then when the time is right, they need to make TES, Hairy Roid and Pelooser an offer they can’t refuse.

Republicans should remind all that there is another election in two years.  McConnell should make it clear that Hairy the roach Roid will no longer be able to protect Dopes and TES from critical votes.  McConnell will scrap the roach’s rules and force Dopes to vote early and often on critical legislation.  The congress will pass a series of clean bills, one a week for the first 10 weeks of the session.  The bills will be clear – no more than 10 pages.  The bills will all be on issues that a clear majority of the American people support.  Dopes will be forced to vote up or down on the Keystone Pipeline, securing the southern border, simplifying the tax code, repealing the most onerous aspects of Robertscare, enforcing the most onerous aspects of Robertscare across the board – no more special deals for unions and congress, then only after everyone is feeling the pain equally the repeal of Robertscare will be passed. 

The bills will be clean.  There will not be 26,000 page bills that no one reads passed through this congress.  There will be no room for slimy pols to add pork into a bill.  The bill for constructing the Keystone Pipeline will be titled “Constructing the Keystone Pipeline” and deal solely with that issue.  Dopes will be made vote yea or nay.  The bill will proceed to TES’s desk.  He will be forced to sign it or veto it.  If vetoed, the bill will be reintroduced at regular intervals to give Dopes a chance to get on board.  If they choose not to then the 2016 campaign will be of the Dopes as the party of “no” standing athwart of pro growth legislation that Americans support.  Good luck running on that.

Only after all of the low hanging fruit that a majority of Americans support has been passed into law will the Republicans even think of compromising with Dopes on stickier issues.  Why would anyone’s starting position be to “compromise” with a lawless untrustworthy azz clown like TES? 

With regard to executive amnesty, Republicans ought to call TES’s bluff.  Once again this will force congressional Dopes into a tight spot.  Do they support a lawless Dope who thinks he’s a king acting against the will of the American people or the constitution?  Go ahead TES.  Make my day.  If you think 2014 was bad, try this lawless executive action on immigration and the Dopes won’t win an election for another 50 years.  Also, that which is established by a stroke of the pen can be revoked by a stroke of the pen.  It’ll be a great issue for 2016.

My advice to Republicans is to first – be not afraid.  Next, walk softly, tell the Dopes how it’s going to be, then just do it.