Friday, January 23, 2015

Press declares Shrilldabeast unbeatable RepubliRATS agree

Reports are the Shrildabeast is way up in the polls.  As is always the case the gutless wing of the RepubliRAT Party, which is pretty much indistinguishable from the rest of the RepliRAT Party, are wetting themselves.  The RAT’s answer to the problem is NOT to become a bold contrast to the unaccomplished, rape enabling, old, old, old hag.  The weak among the RAT field are already starting their “climate change is real,” “we must have comprehensive immigration reform,” “we need to consider common sense gun control,” “what’s the big deal about common core,” “really folks I’m NOT that bad” campaign for the White House.

Here’s the deal.  The Beast is popular right now because she hasn’t said anything since telling Americans that corporations don’t create jobs.  Mr. and Mrs. America that is EXACTLY how smart this woman is.  The Beast is always most popular and at her best when she keeps her big fat mouth shut.  When she starts talking, the shrillness and stupidity cannot be covered up.  Her real personality is that of an off-putting, petulant, pandering, pampered pile of poo who is best known for covering the tacks of her misogynist old man.  Were it not for marrying Billbo – the sole accomplishment in her life – she’d be that depressing overweight cow in a moo-moo eating double stuffed Oreo’s at her desk where she spends her day filling out sexual harassment paperwork – as if anyone would even want to sit next her let alone bed her.

That’s why right now I’m a Scott Walker, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz guy.  I get the sense that they will NOT back down from the Beast and will take the fight right to her and the Dopes.  When the Beast raises the phony “war on women” they will respond with the fact that she is married to THE war on women and enabled him to ply his trade.  If climate change comes up, they will point out the hypocrisy of Dopes wanting everyone BUT dope swells to toe the line while they live high off the hog. 

If the RATs go down the Jeb, Mitt road none of that will happen.  It’ll be, “Oh Mrs. Clinton you are so swell and so smart and overly qualified for the Oval Office, but really RepubliRATs aren’t that bad.”

SOTU after word
Of course I didn’t watch it.  I’m not interested in watching a narcissistic, pathological liar hold forth on the issues of the day.  I’d get a more accurate take from Mrs. Grady’s 4th grade class at St. V’s.  Unfortunately one cannot avoid the afterword from this pant load.  He travels only to the hotbeds of radical leftist thinking or not thinking – college campuses - to sell his wares.   There he promises that someone else will pay for everything the college kids want for the rest of their lives. Now that's tough sell.  Hey if you want it, I'll give it to you for free.  Not exactly a profile in courage.  Anyone who disagrees is a cheap, racist, homophobic, war mongering Neanderthal.  Then in order to reach the Dope base – stupid people – he does interviews with interweb idiots wearing green lipstick eating a bathtub full of Frootloops.  Great!  Now remember The Empty Suit will not meet with the Israeli Prime Minister, but he will sit down with an Interweb clown.  This is the President of the United States.  Wonderful.  Nothing to worry abut here.

LAST word on deflate gate until the next word
I thought of this yesterday while thinking deep thoughts, in the Marine Corp (corpse for TES) there was a saying, “Expect what you inspect.”  If you are not looking at it, it is deemed not as important as the things you are looking at.

Last, last word
For all those calling the Pats cheaters, you had better be able to pick up a football and determine if it’s inflated to the proper levels.  The NFL officials handled the ball after every play.  They didn’t notice anything amiss.  Read that again.  The officials handled the as much as the QB and NEVER knew it was not to specifications.  So how much differences can it possibly make? 

Last, last, last word
If the Ravens knew that the Pats were using under inflated footballs why didn’t they call the league rather calling the Colts?  Maybe they did but I’ve only read where they called the Colts.  If the league was informed, obviously they, like most non-Pat haters, don’t give crap I.e. expect what you inspect.  If the league knew about the deflated footballs but didn’t check them, well if the league didn’t care why should I?


Last, last, last, last word
Shrinkage.  It was cold at Gillett stadium last Sunday.  So as anyone who is familiar with Seinfeld knows, the cold causes shrinkage.  Maybe it was just  the cold weather that caused the football to shrink a bit. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

From the Griffin....
In 2008 Shillda-Beast made a political commercial of a phone ringing at 3am. The voice said who do you want answering this phone at 3am. When it really happened to SB she let the phone ring on and on as terrorists killed diplomats, burned our Libyan compound, and made no attempt to extract them. Then she ran to the bathtub and drove her head into the porcelain. She wrapped her head up like Bella Lugosi as The Mummy, faked a serious concussion and again went for the sympathy angle. I am concerned that if she were to become president she may sustain more head injuries than my unworkable 2 iron. Reference Ditz Sisters. We may have to move a US Army head trauma team into the White House. Don't run Hill!!