Tough guys in NY City were knocking down little old ladies to grab the last loaf of bread off the shelf at the 7-11 ahead of winter storm Juno which was slated to dump over two feet of snow on the city. This morning, Long Island had the most snow with 15 inches. Not fun, but it’s certainly manageable. Bill Ney the Science guy is – predictably – blaming the snow storm on global warming. The lesson to learn here is that science, particularly with regard to snow fall and extended temperature forecast, are pretty much infallible. No. Wait. They’re totally fallible.
Bergdahl
Army scum bag and Islamo-Terror-Fascist hero Bo Bergdahl is reportedly going to be charged with desertion. That sounds like good and accurate news. As I recall from my military justice class, desertion is one of the most difficult charges to prove. Simple absent without leave is much easier haul. So for my conspiracy theory #3-15, I will propose that the Army is charging desertion for show knowing it’s difficult to prove and will settle for AWOL busting Bo to PVT, fining his ass off and discharging him. After his discharge Bo will become a cause celeb for left leaning Libs. A movie will be made. It’ll gross $17.50 and be declared by Mike Moore, Howard Dean et al as a cinematic triumph. It'll win all of the Academy awards. As the matter of fact the awards will be canceled in honor Bo Bergdahl movie The Honor of Living Without Honor. The five ITF released to get SFB Bo back will pirate the movie and make big bucks among the other ITF.
Army scum bag and Islamo-Terror-Fascist hero Bo Bergdahl is reportedly going to be charged with desertion. That sounds like good and accurate news. As I recall from my military justice class, desertion is one of the most difficult charges to prove. Simple absent without leave is much easier haul. So for my conspiracy theory #3-15, I will propose that the Army is charging desertion for show knowing it’s difficult to prove and will settle for AWOL busting Bo to PVT, fining his ass off and discharging him. After his discharge Bo will become a cause celeb for left leaning Libs. A movie will be made. It’ll gross $17.50 and be declared by Mike Moore, Howard Dean et al as a cinematic triumph. It'll win all of the Academy awards. As the matter of fact the awards will be canceled in honor Bo Bergdahl movie The Honor of Living Without Honor. The five ITF released to get SFB Bo back will pirate the movie and make big bucks among the other ITF.
Super Bowl
The big game is Sunday at 6:30 pm. The pre-game starts at 10:30am…on Thursday. I wonder if the NFL will keep an eye on the footballs. I doubt it. I don’t think it makes a difference. But it’s good to know a locker room attendant is the focus of the investigation into something about as important to the game as the brand of paint used to line the field. Here’s how this whole thing went down. Brady picked up 15 footballs. He tells “someone” I like the feel of this one. He doesn’t know anything else about the ball. The “locker room attendant” take the ball back and checks it. It’s a bit low on pressure. So the guy takes the initiative and makes the other balls the same. No. This isn’t another word on deflategate after the “last word” on that scandal has already been presented. This is about the Super Bowl. Check the heading. I hope Brady throws for 600 yards. I doubt it but...
The big game is Sunday at 6:30 pm. The pre-game starts at 10:30am…on Thursday. I wonder if the NFL will keep an eye on the footballs. I doubt it. I don’t think it makes a difference. But it’s good to know a locker room attendant is the focus of the investigation into something about as important to the game as the brand of paint used to line the field. Here’s how this whole thing went down. Brady picked up 15 footballs. He tells “someone” I like the feel of this one. He doesn’t know anything else about the ball. The “locker room attendant” take the ball back and checks it. It’s a bit low on pressure. So the guy takes the initiative and makes the other balls the same. No. This isn’t another word on deflategate after the “last word” on that scandal has already been presented. This is about the Super Bowl. Check the heading. I hope Brady throws for 600 yards. I doubt it but...
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From the Griffin...
Yesterday the experts closed down NYC for a Snowmagedon. They missed it two years ago when people died in a surprise northeast blizzard. NYC got 6 inches of snow. If they cannot get it right with a twelve hour notice, what are the chances when predict 36 years from now?
From Presidential advisor Daniel Moynihan in 1969.
It is now pretty clearly agreed that the CO2 content [in the atmosphere] will rise 25% by 2000. This could increase the average temperature near the earth’s surface by 7 degrees Fahrenheit. This in turn could raise the level of the sea by 10 feet. Goodbye New York. Goodbye Washington, for that matter.- - Presidential advisor Daniel Moynihan 1969.
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