Friday, February 06, 2015

The Empty Suit is the Cliff Clavin of American presidents

I have always claimed that The Empty Suit, contrary to the lapdog MSM’s insistence, is not a smart man.  He is a smarmy jug eared pr*ck.  That most accurate description of TES was on full display yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast.

For reasons known only to America’s chief dumbazz himself, TES chose the National Prayer Breakfast to launch a full out assault on Christianity.  TES compared events of 9th century Christianity with the current events of 21st century (same as 9th century) Islam.  In the process the dope demonstrated his ignorance of history…again.  Akin to his BS comment about George Washington living in the White House, America’s chief dumbazz discombobulated the history of the crusades to make a moral equivalency argument against Christians.

So what do you do with a dumbazz?  In most cases you can ignore them.  Take world class dumbazz Cliff Clavin played by John Ratzenberger on the TV show Cheers.  Here’s a guy everyone knew was an idiot the second he walked into the bar.  He’d take an inane subject and almost get it right, but like most dumbazzes he’d keep talking.  Take Cliff’s insights on the buffalo.  He gets it about right but then he extends that logic to beer and demonstrates what an idiot he is:

Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers
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So when the chief dumbazz conflates 9th century Christianity with 21st century (same as 9th century) Islam, he’s just channeling Cliff Clavin.  He makes the same dumbazz leaps of logic as Cliff on daily a basis.  Yesterday was just another day at the bar for TES.  Just another dumbazz comment indistinguishable from so many other dumbazz comments. 

Now if TES were just some dumbazz on a barstool at the neighborhood bar pontificating about things he knows little about no one would give a crap.  Sadly, TES is the dumbazz pr*ck occupying the Oval Office.  Yesterday TES got up on his high barstool and started spouting non-sense.  Perhaps his stupid and inaccurate remarks will finally awaken others to what total POS this guy is.  Is this the kind stupidity TES learned from sitting for 20 years in the Rev? Jerry Wright’s church?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

From the Griffin...
Between TES and Sec Rice we are left to ponder their messages and what was said. Both were magnificent in avoiding the presentation of a coherent thought. Straw man arguments, telling us what the national security is not, and resurrecting a HS freshman class on ancient religions. It is unnerving. These two White House interns are surely breeding ineptness with the those around them. There must be rising competition within the White House on who can be the most educated sounding loon ever put on this earth. It could be that the ghosts of murderous and marauding Crusaders may be our only salvation against ISIS. I suspect there is also a major pot growing effort going on in the WH. How else can these half-azzed, half-thoughts continually come spewing out of these idiots.