Steinle, National Kneeball League, College Football Playoffs

JUST TOTAL AND ABSOLUTE BS - SO ANGRY I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS

A CA jury let Kate Steinle’s illegal alien murderer walk last night. I’m so angry all I can think of is a long string of expletives directed at CA and Lefty Libs in general. 

I want to avoid tarring the entire state by hoping the whole crap hole of a state slides into the ocean or shakes to the ground this morning, but I will say if LA, the state capitol building and all of Marin County disappeared this morning, it’d take a couple of days before the magnitude of an event like that caused me serious concern.

Build the f-ing wall 10 feet higher!!!  Do it now!!

National Kneeball League will pay the extortionists
The head of the National Kneeball League, Colin Kapernick, used his sock puppet, Roger Goodell, to extort 100 million dollars from the league to be used for “social causes.”  The payoff is expected to bring an end – temporarily - to the protests that nobody can explain what they are about and have driven NKL rating into the toilet.

Yahoo, the news outlet of choice for idiots, claims that 70% of us are against PDJT’s stand against the NKL.  I guess the 70% are sticking it to PDJT by not going to or even watching the NKL.  Yeah, sure, that’ll show the SOB!     

Fixing the College Football Playoffs
First off, the only reason that there is any controversy over this is because Alabama is on the outside looking in.  Were it any other team, the reaction would be, “so sad too bad.”  But, all the swells have told us all year that no college team can hang with the Tide, except that they can.  So here’s how this should play out.

Rule 1:  If you are not playing in the conference championship, you’re not playing in the CFP. Failure to make the conference championship means that you’re not only NOT the best team in the conference, you’re not even the best team in your division of the conference.  You cannot make the CFP by taking a bye, resting up and healing during the conference championship.

But Lex, how about your The OSU Buckeyes?  They made the CFP and didn’t win the conference.  Yeah, well, how’d that work out?  Sort of proves the point doesn’t it?

Okay what about your 2^nd team, Notre Dame?  They will never play in a conference championship.  How could they ever make the CFP?  Simple, join the Big 10 West.

But Lex that means a 10-2 team could be in the finals.  Yup.  If you care so much about records USF (11-0) should be in.  They aren’t.  Records obviously do not matter. 

But USF didn’t play anyone.  Yeah, USF ducked a late season game with perennial college football powerhouse Mercer. If Alabama misses the CFP this year, the Alabama AD and Saban need look no further than the BS decision to put a cupcake like Mercer on the schedule as tune up before their rivalry game with Auburn - which did them absolutely no good when they had to square up against a real team.

And if records mean that much to AL fans, send your 2013 National Championship trophy to The Ohio State Buckeyes.  The OSU was the ONLY undefeated team at the end of that campaign. 

Rule 2.  No rematches. That’s right Buckeye fans. If OK gets in, you’re out no matter what happens in the Big 10 Championship.  We had to sit through a rematch National Championship game when Alabama got a do-over with LSU.  All I can say is, if it’s one game each, play the rubber match.  If the committee isn’t prepared to settle the issue with an additional best 2 out of 3 game – NO REMATCHES. 

Well Lex this whole thing could be avoided if there was an 8-16-32 team playoff.  Well we used to have system that included a whole bunch of teams before the wizards of smart f-ed with it.  It was called the College Football Bowl System.  

So if determining college football's best team “needs to be fixed”…again, go back to that system the idiots f-ed up, and then add one game on the first Monday at least 7 day from New Year’s bowl games.   That would give the committee an additional game consisting of inter conference play to make what is a totally subjective decision anyway, but an additional inter-conference game would go a long way to clearing things up.  Rule two would still apply.

There you have it Mr. & Mrs. America, it’s fixed.  No charge.