ALERT THE MEDIA!! LEX WAS WRONG!!

Contrary to Lex's prediction yestrday, there were a couple of bombshells in the OIG report yesterday.  

First, the IG and FBI couldn’t pour pee out of a boot if the direction were written on the heel.

The OIG report is exactly like Jimmy the shapeshifter Comey’s exoneration of Shrillda the Hutt in this respect, after listing – at last count - 10,000 reasons why she should be indicted, tried and jailed, the shapeshifter let the Hutt off the hook. 

So the OIG expose the FBI that looked into the Hutt’s myriad crimes as hard core Dope/Shrillda the Hutt donors disciples and #NEVERTRUMP charter members but concludes that there is no evidence of political bias in the Hutt investigation.  YGBSM.  No.  I’m not.

How dumb do they think we are?  Apparently pretty dumb.  They lay out clear bias in the FBI’s team based on e-mail and twitter messages, and then in Clancy Wiggum like obtuseness, say there was no bias.  What?

Lou:  Hey Chief, that guy was clearly speeding.  Aren’t you going to run him down and give him a ticket?

Chief Wiggum:  No, Lou. I’m not.  Anyone driving that fast clearly doesn’t have time for a ticket.

So OIG conversation goes like this:

OIG Agent:  Hey chief, we have a mountain of e-mails and tweets trashing Trump by the FBI team investigating the Hutt’s e-mail scandal and not a SINGLE ONE against the Hutt, doesn’t that demonstrate a political bias?

OIG:  No. It doesn’t.  Not at all.  There are so many and they so clearly demonstrate a political bias that it MUST mean something else.  Nobody so openly demonstrates that kind of political bias because they are politically biased.  It has to mean something else.  As the matter of fact, I want this exact same team investigating Trump for Russian collusion.

Well here’s the thing, we’re not as dumb as Wiggum and the OIG.  Most of us can add 2+2 and 9 times out of 10 come up with 4. The OIG is full of sh*t.  If he cannot see the clear political bias in this case, what the F kind of investigator is he?

Then the FBI Director Wray used the report to echo the bogus finding.  So the FBI reads a report identifying a boat load of political bias inside an FBI investigation and the director of that once great institution takes the podium to say there was no political bias. “Whoos yoos gonna believe, me or yoos lyin’ eyes?”

Corruption.  Corruption.  Corruption.

Two, predictably, the Dopes and Shrillda the Hutt are using the report to again blame the Shapeshifter and the FBI for her getting her extra wide backside kicked from Fl, through OH and MI all the way up to WI by PDJT.  That is a bigger lie than the OIG saying there was no was no political bias on the FBI investigating the Hutt.

Lex knew, ok suspected, ok hoped PDJT would win.  People are sick of the Clintons.  Even the Clintons are sick of the Clintons - as in Billbo can’t stand his incompetent azzbag wife, and Shrillda the Hutt can’t stand her lying rapist husband.  The ONLY thing that held that unholy alliance together was their lust for power and money. 

Every bit of the trouble anyone is in, has been in or will be in behind the Hutt e-mail investigation and the Russia investigation is a direct result of the Hutt thinking she was queen bitch and didn’t have to play by the rules.  She was half right.

But Lex what does the Hutt have to do with Russia?

The Russia investigation is utter and total BS.  If the Hutt had not gotten her worthless azz kicked, nobody would give a sh*t about Russia.  How do I know?  Well, The Empty Suit, the Hutt, the FBI and the entire US intel community all knew that Russia was meddling before the election and didn’t do one damn thing about it.  So if they were not willing to do anything about Russian meddling when it would do some good, why the hell would they do anything about it when it would do not make one bit of difference?

The ONLY reason there is a Russia investigation is because the Hutt got her fat, lazy, stupid, incompetent, lying, thieving, corrupt azz whipped.

Another bombshell in the report is that our own FBI did more to throw the election than the Russians or any foreign power.  But they were trying to throw it to the Hutt so that’s perfectly okay with the deep state, Caligula, D.C. ruling class creeps.

Prediction:  Unless FBI Director Wray fires everyone  working in the Hoover Building and Jeff Sessions gets a clue and cleans house at DOJ, not one damn thing will change.  How do I know?  Listen to Wray’s statement.  He’s going to take a page from Starbucks and hold training sessions for all FBI agents. 

The training – in a nutshell – will instruct FBI agents not to be biased azzes, not to take gifts from the MSN and not to leak.  That’s like Dope Homer (aka Pope Frankie the red) holding a training session for all priests telling them that they shouldn’t be diddling little boys.  If they don’t know that, why were they ordained in the first place? Wray is going to hold a training session telling cops that shouldn’t be on the take.  YGBSM.  They don't already know that?

I never liked collective punishment.  A few Caligula, D.C. scumbag agents run amok so the FBI Director indicts all FBI agents forcing them to sit through a training session that should be directed at the FBI big wigs.

Just an out of body thought
If I had a party and could invite anyone - not a political or sports figure - and have them show up, I think I’d invite Diamond and Silk.  They are on Fox and Friends lighting up Mark Zuckerberg and are spot on and just hilarious. The entire party would be these two ladies holding forth in the kitchen while my other two friends and I shot beer through our noses laughing our azzes off at their accurate and funny observations.  MMhumm.  That's right.  

Congressional baseball game
There were a couple of good lines ahead of the game. GOP second baseman Steve Scalise recovered from his gun shot wounds sufficiently to start at second base one year later for the GOP.  Scalise quipped, “The fact that I can barely run after being shot and I’m still starting at second is an indication of our depleted talent pool.”  A fellow lawmaker opined, “Oh don’t let him fool you.  He couldn’t run that well before he was shot.”  Scalise was right.  The GOP lost 21-5.