Friday, June 08, 2018

Here's PDJT's preparation for Singapore, just keep saying - They gotta go


The nervous nellies who have been taking an azz beating from PDJT since 9 pm on Nov 8, 2016, now have their collective shorts in knot over how PDJT is preparing for his summit with N Korean dictator Kim Jung Un.  Apparently PDJT said, "I think I'm very well prepared. I don't think I have to prepare very much. It's about attitude. ... But I think I've been prepared for this summit for a long time."

That is total PDJT.  Says he doesn’t need to prepare too much, but he’s totally prepared.  The #NEVERTRUMP azzbags zero in on part one and ignore part two.  I’ve never had this experience, but I’ve been told that when preparing for a test, it is possible to study too much.  That is – I think – that it is possible to crowd your mind with so much superfluous information that the really important stuff gets lost in the shuffle.  I can guarantee that I never got a bad grade because, “Doggoneit I just studied too much.” 

But, really how hard can it be?  They denuclearize or else.  What’s so hard?  Ronald Reagan summed up his cold war strategy against the Soviet Union like this, Here's my strategy on the Cold War: we win, they lose.”  As it turns out, it was a pretty good strategy. 

There's a popular ad for a hotel chain that has the  slogan, "Just say, badda book, badda boom." PDJT just needs to say, "Get rid of your nuke capability, or else."   

PDJT does not need to be in the weeds demanding that the second shift at the Ny Kam Binig road paint factory be suspended until Kim installs vending machines with fresh Coca Cola.  He just needs to tell Kim, “Look, Kim, you’re a nice guy.  I’m a nice guy, but your life is going to be a living hell until you come around to my way of thinking on this.”

In a sign of their total lack of self-awareness, the Dopes have issued a list of demands to PDJT of what any deal with N Korea must look like.  YGBSM.  Hey Chuckles the weeping clown Schumer, let’s see the demands that you issued The Empty Suit before he gave away the farm during the Iran deal.  Let’s see the demands of what the deal for Bergdahl should look like.

“Hey Chuckels!! FU” would be too mild a tweet this morning for PDJT in response to the Dopes’ BS “demands.”

G-7
PDJT should get a good deal or tell the G-7 to get bent.  The girly men in the G-7 said they would have a G-6 agreement if PDJT didn’t bend to their will.  PDJT should say, “Fine.  We’re moving our Euro military bases to Poland and other East European countries who appreciate our effort and contribute far more per capita and GDP than the old dying Euro trash.  Also, we’re going to look toward the Pacific, Africa and South America, all regions with far more vitality than the Euros who have become so lazy they won’t even screw at a rate sufficient to replace their dying population.” 

1 comment:

The Griffin said...

If Kim gave North Korea to Trump next week the MSM would cry the meeting a terrible failure. The G7 meeting? MAGA.