Prediction for IG report: pretty much a nothngburger

The DOJ IG report is due out today. 

Predictions:
No matter what damaging info is in it the MSM and Demo-Dopes will ignore it.

We will be told damning info is “old news.”  If the report indicates that Jimmy Hoffa’s body was found in Shrillda the Hutt’s basement, the pitch will be, “That’s old news.  Jimmy Hoffa has been dead for years.”

Anyone in the FBI or DOJ involved in scandal and/or criminal activity will be referred to as inconsequential outliers.  If The Empty Suit and Lo Lynch are involved in a cover up, the story will be, “These low level officials acted on the periphery of this mater and have since left government, so there’s really nothing to see there.”

Both sides will claim victory with the report.  If the report condemns Shape Shifter Comey, Dopes will claim he threw the election for PDJT and Rep will claim he was azzbag and needed to fired so there was no collusion and Boob Nifong Meuller's running a witch hunt. 

Monster Prediction:  Anyone expecting bombshells in the report is going to be disappointed.  The report has been delayed for months. Every day of delay is day for the deep state has had an opportunity to water the report down. It is likely to be rather thin gruel at this point. 

Remember, the report is a product of deep state excrementheads.  The one thing we know about deep state excrement heads is that they'd sell the country out to protect their own worthless azzes. 

Rat establishment Republicans loading gun to shoot themselves in the foot
ReRs are making one last run at amnesty under Pauly Walnuts.  It is as if he’s going to drop his trousers at the door as he leaves and take one last dump on the American people.

They cannot be that stupid.  Actually, they can.  ReR only need a few azzbag ReRs to side with them to move the BS legislation through. 

Thankfully McConnell has said he will take immigration up again. 

It may just be top cover for some vulnerable ReRs to virtue signal their support for amnesty ahead of the mid-term.  As always with these creeps, it’s better in their minds that they look virtuous than actually possessing any virtue.  As Bob De Niro might say, F-em.

Advice for PDJT
Cool the non-stop praise for Lil’ Rocket Man.  I know you still have to play the little sh*t, but jeez, you’re laying it on a bit thick.  He is, in the end, a murderous commie bastard.  Nothing more.