I hope Soeimani enjoys accordion music

Qasam Soleimani has just been issued his accordion by the devil.  Far Side aficionados might recall the Gary Larson frame depicting that scene where everyone entering hell is issued an accordion by the devil.  Yes that would be hell. 

When PDJT called MS-13 members animals, Grand Nan from San Fran Peloser called them children of God.  True enough I suppose, in the same way Hitler, Stalin, Mao etc. were all “children of God.” 

The thing is, normal people don’t defend murderous azzbags by acknowledging that they are “children of God.”  When a follower of the religion of peace uses a truck to mow down women and children at an open air Christmas mall, people don’t urge law enforcement to restrain themselves because, after all, the murderous bastards are “all children of God.”

So just when you thought that the Demo-Dopes couldn’t sink any lower, get any dumber than defending MS-13 murderers, PDJT says, “Hold my diet Coke.  Watch, I’ll get them to defend Iranian mass murderer Qasam Soleimani.”

Shortly after his inauguration Demo-Dopes invoked WWII lingo by launching what they refer to as “the resistance.”  After killing Soleimani, PDJT has successfully exposed the “resistance” as the nefarious WWII group they've always been - the “collaborators.”

The majority of the Dopes agree that Soleimani was a murderous creep that deserved to die, BUUUUUUUUUT PDJT shouldn’t have killed him because now the Iranians might target Americans.  Huh?  YGBSM!  Hey!  Dopes!  Wake the F- up!  They’ve been targeting Americans for the last F-ing 40 years.

Dopes worry of a tit for tat war that drags on in perpetuity.  That is a real danger.  That’s why my advice to PDJT is no tit for tat.  If the Iranians hit us, we hit them back 10 times 10 times as hard and see who gets tired first. 

No more of this proportional BS.  They will want to go “asymmetric” to avoid a direct military confrontation they know they cannot win.  If they conduct a cyber-attack on a major US city – we sink their navy, bomb their oil fields, destroy Quds Force barracks, shut down their nuclear labs and turn out the lights in Tehran and then tell them – next time we’re going to get serious.

We take the Big Jake McCandles approach.  When bad guy John Fain, Richard Boone, opens a chest supposedly containing the ransom for Jake’s kidnapped young grandson and finds nothing but blank papers, Jake, John Wayne, holds a shotgun on him and says to him, “Now, if anything goes wrong, your fault, my fault, no body’s fault, I’m going to kill you.”

There’s a similar line from the Godfather when Vito tells the other mobsters that if any misfortune should befall his son Michele – if this or that “accident” should happen, if he should be struck by lightning, then my friends I will unleash hell on all of you.

Iran needs to know that we know they use proxies to do their dirty work.  If anything goes wrong, we’ll F- them up first then try figure out who is responsible. 

SecState Pompeo needs to send a very unambiguous message to Iran.  “Shrillda the Hutt, John Francois Kerry, Slow Joe Biden et al are not president.  You better wait for the next Demo-Dope or Appeasocrat president before you try any more of your BS.  PDJT will F you up.”

Along those lines, PDJT has let it be known that we have 52 targets some of them with cultural significance to Iran.  The MSM and Demo-Dope collaborators are all up in arms about “the culturally significant targets” – YOU CANNOT DO THAT!!!  Surely PDJT can, and he can do so legally.  The UN can issue whatever edicts it wants with regard to Iranian culture.  The law of land warfare allows for the targeting of such sites if the enemy is using them for military purposes or if they pose a significant risk to military operations.