Making popcorn at the White House

Another day and it’s another round of scandals popping like a pan of Jiffy Pop Popcorn in mid-cycle.  Most administrations have a cycle like at the very beginning of the popcorn cycle where each pop is distinct and can be easily counted.  The LB administration these days is like the popcorn at mid-cycle.  So many kernels are popping simultaneously, it’s impossible to count them or distinguish one from the other.

 In the beginning, among others, we had the “cops acted stupidly,” the New same as the old Black panther Scandal, Fast and Furious, DHS declaring returning war vets a bigger threat than Islamo-Terror-Fascists, and the long series  of LB bow and apologize tours.  Then things began to seriously pop with Benghazi, the GAO scandal and the famous picture of bath tub boy,  where the agency spent tens of millions on a Las Vegas “conference.” 

After the election we hit mid-cycle and scandals are popping so fast there is no way to track or distinguish one from another.   It became clear LB and his entire entourage of lying scumbags had covered up actual events in Benghazi, - to the extent that they were willing to blame the whole thing on a man who had nothing to do with it and jail him.   Yeah, they jailed a guy on trumped up charges to save LB from having to explain why an American Ambassador and three other were killed on his watch.

But not to worry.  LB told us the perps would be brought to justice.  Yet as of today, the ONLY one doing hard time is the filmmaker. 

CONSPIRACY THEORY #4-13:  Right before the 2014 elections several people in Libya will be killed or captured.  LB will address the nation and tell us that the Benghazi perps had been brought to justice, just like he promised.  

But then the popcorn began to really roll.  The IRS story broke.  The AP story broke.  The James Rosen story broke.  The NSA story broke.

But it never ends.  Quick hits on just today’s stories about government BS:

LB says Catholic Schools “encourage division” so he wants them done away with.  Now this was in N. Ireland and it’s not clear if thinks American parochial schools are as divisive here as they are in N. Ireland, but I’ll bet he does.  OK, let’s accept the d-bag’s theory.  What’s the biggest divisive thing in America today?  Why it’s LB himself.  So if the solution for ending divisiveness in N. Ireland is getting rid of the Catholic schools, then what is the solution for ending divisiveness here in America?  Well LB since you’re the one causing it, see ya.

Then as if they haven’t already proven themselves to be a gang of worthless government @$$weasels, after targeting Tea Party and religious groups ahead of the 2012 election, and after being caught spending 50 million on an employee “conference,” the IRS wants to award it’s gang of overpaid Nazi BS workers 70 million in bonuses.  You cannot make this $h!t up.

Then the Capitol Hill branch of LB’s army of SS blocked Tea Party ralliers on Capitol Hill yesterday. 

Tomorrow there will be ten more scandals.  The total affect is to numb people to this administration's total corrupt nature and incompetence.  It’s a play on Stalin’s observation, one death is a tragedy.  A million deaths is a statistic.  One scandal can be tracked and bring down an administration ten scandals a day become too confusing for anyone to follow.

Oh, if the popcorn analogy sounds familiar to the Griffin, so sad too bad.  I didn’t see any copy right on it.  Besides, the only real question that remains is where you stole the idea so that proper credit can be given. 

Marco who?

Anyone who still thinks Marco Rubio can be the savior of the Republican Party, read this quote from his promise made on Univision Spanish speaking network – no doubt in Spanish because after all one of the goals of “comprehensive immigration reform” is to get illegal aliens speaking English.  Hey, sadly it makes sense to politicians.

“First comes the legalization. Then comes the measures to secure the border." Rubio added, “It is not conditional. The legalization is not conditional.”

Wonderful.  Marco, we hardly knew thee.  Rubio claims that the legalization must come first so we can ID all of the illegals immediately.  So that we don’t continue to have a stream of new illegal coming in as the fence is built. 

OK if that is truly the reason, have a one day amnesty.  Just like we have an Election Day, we have an Amnesty Day.  Notify the country that Amnesty Day is the first Tuesday of the first full week in November.  If you are unable to attend because you’ll be out of the country on a drug run, child trafficking run, prostitution run, bomb run, or other illegal alien business then you must notify your local Board of Illegal Alien Registration to get an absentee illegal alien registration card.

Rubio would scream louder than Chuckles the schuck Fumer.  They will need a 25 year amnesty period to make sure everyone has a chance to come out of the shadows.  Shadows?  Ha!  The shadows of our hospital emergency rooms, public schools, welfare lines, prisons, the shadows of  illegal worker pick-up lines in front of every convenience store in every major city etc. , those shadows?

Shadows?  Just because certain cities and courts say you cannot ask a person his citizenship status, even if arrested, doesn’t mean these people are living in the shadows.  For the most part these people are openly going about their business until they kill a 17 year old in an unregistered jalopy while slugging down their third quart of Modelo. 

Then the cry is to get them driver’s licenses so that we can ensure the safety of the roads.  That logic says that if the guy who killed the 17 year old had a license, he would ensure the safety of his automobile, register it and not drink and drive.  A license you see equals people acting responsibly. 

If that worked, we should also a license every player on the Cincinnati Bengals so they would stay out of jail and concentrate on football.  We should license every politicians as temporary custodians of our Constitution so that they would stop running rough shod over it every time it suited their political ambitions.

Call me crazy, Ms. Lex does all the time, but I don’t think rewarding criminals with a driver’s license or citizenship is suddenly going to have to have them thinking to themselves,  “Wow.  These people are really getting serious about their laws now.  I’d better shape up or they will insist I move into public housing, take a LB phone, get 199 weeks of unemployment that use to prepare my disability claim and draw food stamps.”  It’s insane.     

But hey so are we.  We elect the same class of @$$bag election after election, all the while we expect things to change in our favor.  Because a third party is electoral suicide in America, we’re screwed.  Conservatives are the blacks of the Republican Party.  Taken for granted with no place to go. 

Quik hits

Syria: Whatever we are going to do we should have done three years ago.  We didn’t because a) LB is weak b) LB is clueless.  As a result the crazy little eye doctor running the country had no fear what-so-ever about America crushing his balls if he strayed from our desired outcome.  Just the presence of Ronald Reagan, GWB or even GHWB would have been enough to keep the eye doctor looking over his shoulder, employing a platoon of food tasters and living most of his daylight hours a mile underground.  With LB, the eye doctor is keeping all of appointments, appearing on state tv and strolling in the park in broad daylight.

Whatever LB does it’ll some half-@$$ed measure designed to make it look as if he’s concerned about the outcome.  He’ll dump a bunch money (we do not have), rifles and ammo on the ground without any regard for who is going to pick the stuff up.  As always, he’ll talk endlessly about how he no idea about anything going on anywhere but he’ll get to the bottom it, even if takes three terms. 

Three years ago I might have been for getting in there and killing as many Islamo-Terror-Fascists as possible, now I’m of the mind we ought to supply guns to both sides and let them kill each other.  As Sara Palin advised, let Allah sort it out.

Snowden:  Three years ago I would have thought the guy needs to be strung up by his thumbs.  Now, I’m not so sure.  I have zero trust that LB and his merry band of @$$ weasels have not been given total access to the NSA database. 

We know from prior experience that LB hires people who use the levers of government power and information to settle personal and political vendettas.  Now we’re supposed to believe that they will not access the biggest and best data base for that purpose.  I suspect that they already have access to it and will use it in the midterm.

Immigration Reform:  Republi-Rats are pulling the handle to flush the nation down the toilet.  The ONLY thing Republicans should agree to is 100% use of e-verify and securing the border.  Those two acts alone would pretty much cause a mass self-deportation and keep new undesirables from entering the country.

It baffles me that the Demo-Dopes who are supposed to be all for equality and fair play are going to allow one group of immigrants head of the line privileges ahead of everyone else based on – not skill sets, not education, not talent, not for political asylum but rather because of their proximity to our border.   Just because they are able to walk across the border toting drugs, guns from Eric the wad Holder, bombs from who knows where, sex and child trafficers etc. the Dopes think they should be legalized.

Republicans ought to counter with: OK you want legalize the current crop illegals?  Fine.  But only after an 18 month period of total open borders where people from anywhere can come here and granted citizenship.  That’s crazy! The howl would come.  How is that any crazier than leaving the border unsecure and letting 11 million illegals in and then giving them amnesty just because they could walk across? 

Like everything these days, I have no confidence that anyone will do the right thing.

Scout policy falling apart

Lex noted this in Friday's brilliant post.  Here's the link.

Amish and Catholics

Living here in NW Indiana, I see a lot of Amish.  In fact, a four man Amish crew built the stable and riding arena here at the compound.  I buy saw dust from an Amish pallet making company and have done a lot business with the local Amish lumber company.  

Given their main means of transportation is horse and buggy, the Amish tend to cluster in tight knit communities.   When one needs help raising a barn or getting the crops in, it’s not uncommon to see dozens of buggies – or as the young Amish call them bugs – parked field side or in the front yard.

When I built my fence, I hired a young Amish fellow to help.  I was supposed to pick him up at 5:30 am Saturday morning.  I pulled into the drive right on time but not a single light was on in the house, as the Amish eschew electricity, running water and other so-called modern conveniences.  I tapped on the horn.  In the early morning stillness, I could hear rustling from an open window and then feet tapping down the stairs.  I heard the door open and a dark figure approached the truck.  The door opened and the dome light revealed Josiah all dressed Amish style with traditional Amish hat and ready to go.  The only thing missing was the ever present Amish beard.  Josiah was 17 years old, and the facial hair gene had somehow missed blessing him with an Amish beard that for some reason never includes a mustache.

Strong as a bull and able to do just about anything in the construction field, Josiah’s skills far exceeded his age.  That’s probably because while he was only 17, he’d already been on the job 5-6 years.  Amish kids attend school through the 8^th grade and then enter a career field.  

When he hopped in, Josiah pulled and i-pod from his pocket and plugged it into the Aux jack of the truck radio and we drove on listening to a Josiah mix of rap, country, and top 40 back to the compound.  Weird huh.  Can’t have electricity but the kid has an i-pod and a cell phone and can drive a bobcat and use electricity to run a compressor to operate a nail gun etc. etc.  See once on the job, the Amish bishop can allow all kinds of exceptions.  In fact even at home there is some electricity.  Many Amish are allowed to install wind turbines and batteries to run LED lights and small appliances.  It’s all up to the bishop.

So, why all this background on the Amish?  It occurred to me in church yesterday that as the world becomes more and more secular, perhaps religious people, Christians in general and Catholics in particular may become more and more like the Amish.  Many people, the LB administration for example, probably already consider Catholics some kind of weird cult.  One guy, a friend – I think – asked me once if Catholics were even Christians.   My dead pan response was, “Yeah, the ORIGINAL Christians.”

I just wonder if at some point Catholics will have to become the insular type of community the Amish have become? 

Cat out as Boy Scout sponsor

Well it appears that there is nothing gay about the homosexual response to the Boy Scout’s half-@$$ed resolution on the subject of homosexual Scouts. It seems IL giant Corp. Caterpillar is cutting support to the Scouts for not going all the way with homosexuals by allowing homosexual leaders as well as homosexual Scouts. There’s also the news that Boy Scouts have marched in at least one homosexual pride parade in uniform. No word yet on whether the Scouts were required to tie their shirt tails in square knots above their trousers so as to expose their midriffs.


A couple of posts under Lex noted the total BS of the Boy Scout’s position would cause more trouble than it would solve. And wa-la, there you have it. Nothing short of two Scouts kissing while two adult leaders holding hands look on approvingly, on the cover of the new Boy Scout Handbook will get the Scouts out of the mess they have created for themselves.

It seems to me the sooner religious groups get the heck out the better off their youth programs will be. The Scout troop Lex Jr. is involved with is totally self sufficient. In fact, it would be better off financially by dumping the Boy Scouts, because there would be no dues requirements.

With the help of St. Vincent’s church the troop has, built a Scout Lodge with three detached buildings, bought two busses, a couple of trailers, canoes, enough camping gear for a battalion of Marines, ski equipment, a dozen rifles, built a first-class climbing wall and provided a safe environment for 10,000s of youths through the years.

They could change the name out front from St. Vincent’s Scout Lodge to St. Vincent’s Youth Lodge and not miss a beat. In fact, they could actually improve the program by removing a layer of bureaucracy – the Boy Scouts of America -from the equation.

They should do it. They could advertise a sex free zone where kids can be kids in a Christian atmosphere without the intrusion of self-loathing liberal BS.

They could offer an a-la-carte menu of events centered on camping and other outdoor activities that kids could choose from and as kids demonstrated the skills obtained, they can move up the leadership ladder. Parents could pay for the events out of pocket or kids could earn the money for their chosen events by working the various fund raisers for the organization.

Now, for today’s totally unrelated paragraph:

I like beer, nay love beer, since “love” seems to be the determining factor in things today. If I love it apparently I have a civil right to it.  I don’t know if I was born that way or if I acquired a taste for the stuff. The Boy Scouts frown on alcohol consumption at their events. This is total BS. If I was born with a “love” for beer, I should be able to drink it wherever and whenever I want. I should be able to force my love for beer onto everyone in my proximity.  It's my civil right, because I love it.  They must accept it, support it and force their kids to accept it as well. After all I was born that way - probably. The Boy Scouts should adopt a resolution allowing moderate consumption of beer at their events as long as no one gets drunk, or at least not too drunk. After all, there are far more beer drinkers than homosexuals. And what about the civil rights of beer drinking homosexuals?

That, Mr. & Mrs. America, is iron clad logic. It cannot be denied. Where else do you get this kind of stuff?

Foiled plots not a good metric for anti-terror

What’s really bugging me is Republi-Rats being co-opted into this senate shamnesty bill, but this just popped into my head. So, here we go.


CASE 1: The head of the NSA told congress that it’s a good thing he’s been collecting data on EVERY PERSON in America because as a result of that effort, dozens of terrorist plots have been discovered. In other news, Indiana’s head of highway safety told reporters that it’s a good thing he banned people from driving their cars because it has deterred 1,000s of accidents everyday.

CASE 2: The head of the NSA told congress that it’s a good thing he’s been collecting data on Muslims in America because as a result of that effort, dozens of terrorist plots have been discovered. In other news, Indiana’s head of highway safety told reporters that it’s a good thing he banned blind people from driving cars because it has deterred 1,000s of accidents.

Case 3: The head of the NSA told congress that it’s a good thing he’s been collecting data on suspicious people and their associates in America because as a result of that effort, dozens or terrorist plots have been discovered. In other news, Indiana’s head of highway safety told reporters that it’s a good thing Indiana has battery traffic laws to bring order to what would be a chaotic mess and cost 1,000s of lives if left to individual wants and desires.

In case 1 everyone is being held accountable for the act of a few. Most Americans deem that to be BS in everyday things such as driving a car, but if the government is acting outside the 4th amendment to keep them “safe,” even if they’ve never done one thing wrong, or maybe because they’ve never done one thing wrong, suddenly Americans are OK with the “everyone” rule.

In case 2 it’s obvious profiling Muslims for terrorist activity is every bit as reasonable as not allowing blind people to drive. We’re quite happy to do the latter but get the heebie-jeebies when anyone suggests the former. So, we default to case 1 where we hold everyone accountable. And even though it creates a mountain of information that is nearly impossible to strain for critical information thereby making us less safe than if we profiled likely terrorists, we think, yeah rounding up everyone makes much more sense. Better to round up everyone than take a chance of peeing off the Islamo-Terror-Fascists. Guess what? They are already PO’d.

Case 3 is the reasonable, common sense approach we’d all hope our government would adopt. As such, it is a non-starter. Besides, what if something slipped between the cracks? Oh you mean like a Ft. Hood shooting or a Boston bombing.

First, to say those events slipped through the cracks would be like the Rock of Gibraltar slipping through the #4 grade gravel screen at down at Irving’s aggregate. These events were there to be seen by anyone who wanted to see them. The fact is, had we been in a case 2 mode, Maj Hassan would have had a courts martial as a 2nd Lt. and the Tsarneav brothers would have been deported after the first warning from Russia.

But yeah, we set up reasonable safeguards, hire efficient people, give them adequate resources and let them do their job. If something slips through the cracks, we find out why and if necessary hold people responsible to account.

That’s another thing missing in government these days – accountability.

Trust? No. Not at all.

Under normal circumstances, I may be inclined to support NSA snooping into certain phone records. But let’s face since the election his Royal @$$holiness and his brain-dead VP the Duke Douchedom, these are not normal circumstances.


First off, what about the whistleblower, Snowden? The trial of wikileaks defendant Bradley Manning is just getting under way. PRIVATE Manning had access to thousands of top secret documents that a reasonable man might ask, “Why does a private have so much access? Who did he work for? Is his immediate supervisor and the supervisor above that been reassigned to the darkest, coldest corner of the world to inventory the snow shoe account until their enlistments run out?”

Why in the world is the new guy left unsupervised with all of that classified material. The military used to require two-man control for sensitive material. Has that rule gone out the window? Now we just trust everyone and anyone with everything? We used to have “a need to know” rule where even if you had the proper clearance, you could not access material without first demonstrating that you had a legitimate reason for the access.

So the NSA gets a new contractor guy in, let’s call him Snowden. Having learned nothing from the Manning case, Snowden is immediately given carte blanch to the agencies deepest secrets. WTF?

There is clearly a vetting problem in some of these programs. But that aside how about a period of close supervision of say 18 months before we leave the kids unattended in the candy store.

Now all of the smartest people on both sides are telling us that we have to have this program – it’ll save lives, like those in Boston. No. Well Ft. Hood then. No. Wait. Somewhere we are saving lives by snooping on EVERY SINGLE American.

That has to be BS. Any good manager knows one of the keys to success is knowing what’s important and what’s not. Apparently the NSA is working under the Michael Scott rules of management where everything is a #1 priority. If everything is a #1 priority, nothing is.

The NSA is collecting so much data where Aunt Betty trading recipes with Sally is collected and stored in the same manner as Akmed discussing flight times with Mustaffa. That can not be the most efficient manner to go about data collection.

Next we know:
The EPA wanted “crucify” the oil companies
The DHS wanted to track returning vets more than radical Islamists
The HHS considers the Catholic Church a bigger threat than AIDS
The DOJ ran guns to Mexican drug cartels in an effort to get more gun control laws at home
The IRS systematically targeted Tea Party and religious groups

And these are just the bone headed things the government is doing that I can recall off the top my head as I sop up spilled coffee before it gets to the keyboard.

And you know what? The fake video guy has done more hard time than anyone involved in any of those scandals. For most in government employees these days, being involved in a scandal is a surer way to promotion than hard work and competence.

Why in the world would any sane person trust THIS government to feed the dog let alone monitor EVERY ASPECT of our lives?

Oh, the site meter hit one yesterday.  So I'd like to apologize to to my new NSA friend.  Keep up the good work.

Posting is difficult due to NSA monitoring my computer and slowing it to a snail's pace.  I may need to take it in for 3rd time in less than a year. If I'm not here, that's why, or I've been thrown in a cell with the Benghazi filmmaker.

Lex at odds with his Bishop on Scouting

In his weekly column for Today’s Catholic, Ft. Wayne-South Bend Bishop Kevin Rhoades wrote that the Boy Scout resolution on sexual orientation “does not seem to me to be in conflict with Catholic teachings.” The Bishop relies on the fact that the Boy Scouts require that all members and leaders remain chaste while participating in Scouting events.

Lex was stunned, or as my British freind might say, gobbsmacked. 


For Lex, that is an extremely thin thread to hold the rather weighty “Catholic teachings” on sexual orientation and homosexuality. Besides, hasn’t the Church paid untold hundreds of millions in settlements because it thought sexual orientation didn’t matter as long certain people remained chaste or celibate?

You can read the Bishop’s column here.

Lex sent the following letter to the Bishop:

Dear Bishop Rhoades,

I carefully read your column on the Boy Scouts with disappointment. How can one make the leap that just because the Boy Scout resolution does not specifically use the language that the Boy Scouts are “accepting ‘openly gay scouts,’” that the resolution is not intended for that end?

The Boy Scouts have been operating under a de facto “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. How would a troop know a Scout was a homosexual unless he announced that he was? The resolution allows a Scout to make that announcement, embrace the homosexual experience and promote the homosexual life style. What other conceivable end would a resolution that states, “No youth may be denied membership in the Boy Scouts of America on the basis of sexual orientation or preference alone,” be directed toward? Heterosexuals? Traditional marriage? What was all the media hype leading up to the vote and after the vote all about?

One reason that the resolution does not specifically use language about openly homosexual Scouts is that the policy is much, much broader than homosexual orientation. The resolution requires troops to condone bi-sexual, trans-gendered and any other sexual orientation a Scout may adopt as well. After all, membership cannot be denied based on sexual orientation no matter how odd or immoral that orientation may be.

But it doesn’t matter what you or I think the resolution means. The Boy Scouts of America is a nationwide organization. As such, councils and troops across America can interpret the resolution in pretty much any manner they want, with one exception, no Biblical interpretation will be allowed.

Troops sponsored by Catholic parishes within the Ft. Wayne-South Bend Diocese may be able to thread the logic needle reconciling Catholic teachings with the resolution. Other troops across the nation have no requirement for the mental gymnastics that exercise demands. So when a Catholic Scout or troop goes to camp, jamboree, conclave or any event outside his parish troop, your interpretation ends and it becomes the interpretation of whoever is running the event.

But it’s all a moot point. If homosexual tactics and pressure against the Boy Scouts remain true to form, I believe in very short order you will be forced to reverse your opinion. Here’s why:

Anyone who is familiar with the radical homosexual community or has even casually observed their tactics over the last 30 or so years knows that the resolution is NOT their desired end-state. Look how this nation has gone from marriage being marriage, to marriage requiring a Defense of Marriage Act from congress, to DOMA being ignored by the current Justice Department, to homosexual marriage being endorsed. Look how the military has gone from banning homosexuals, to don’t ask, don’t ask tell, to endorsing homosexual service, to allowing unmarried homosexual partners the same benefits as married heterosexual couples, to military chaplains being reprimanded for not performing homosexual weddings, to the fear of Christian reading material and symbols being banned for fear of offending homosexuals.

The response to the Boy Scout’s resolution from the homosexual community has ranged from, “it’s a good first step” to a more militant “it’s totally unacceptable because the Scouts still discriminate against adult homosexual leaders.” None have declared the resolution “mission complete” or “problem solved.”

The Boy Scout’s position of allowing homosexual Scouts but not homosexual leaders is mind-bendingly inconsistent and irreconcilable. The new Boy Scout policy says an openly homosexual Scout can earn his Eagle Scout Award on the day before his 18th birthday, but on the next day he must disassociate himself with Scouting. How on Earth is that a thoughtful, defensible position? It isn’t, perhaps purposefully so.

The next step, coming soon, will be to forbid denying an adult leader a position in the Boy Scouts based on sexual orientation. When that happens, homosexual partners will be attending meetings, camp, courts of honor, and family days. What will be the Diocese’s position on the Boy Scouts be when that happens?

The sad truth is that there are far more radical homosexuals more interested in destroying the Boy Scouts than those interested in joining them. As such we can expect the usual tactics. A Scout sitting around the camp fire declares that he’s homosexual. Another Scout says that the Church teaches that homosexual acts are sinful. The Christian who expresses his beliefs will be ridiculed as a homophobe and told to keep his religious beliefs to himself. We know how it will play out, because we have witnessed it in schools, the work place, the military etc.

While I have less concern for Scouts aged 16 and up dealing with this issue, how appropriate is any of this talk for a 10 year old boy? It is ridiculous. If anyone thinks that the homosexual community will not use the opportunity of Scouting to advance their life style among the youngest and most impressionable among us, think again.

I am of the belief that there are two roads to a homosexual life style, being born that way and being taught the behavior. We cannot alter the first. We can guard against the second. Once inside Scouting, homosexuals will begin to promote the homosexual life style. It will be discussed as being no different from heterosexual relationships. Then at some point, Scouts will be encouraged “explore and experiment” with their sexuality.

So, what to do? I pray Bishop that you will reconsider your column. I would recommend for the Catholic Church the same course of action that I advocated for homosexuals interested in Scouting before the resolution was passed, start your own group. Whatever the National Catholic Committee on Scouting decides, the Diocese of Ft. Wayne-South Bend should quietly inform area councils that the Diocese has decided to move in another direction with regard to ministering to our youth, thank them for the past association and wish them good fortune in the future.

When asked why he left the Democratic Party, Ronald Reagan quipped, “I didn’t leave the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party left me.” Sadly, Scouting is leaving the Catholic Church. The sooner we accept that reality, the sooner we can begin establishing youth programs that truly reflect Catholic teachings.

Bishop, I know you are a great Scouter. I attended the ceremony at the Grotto at Notre Dame last year on a gloriously beautiful fall day when you said mass and then awarded Boy Scouts their religious medals. My son Danny, himself an Eagle Scout, received his award on that day. I share your love of this great organization, but I’m realistic. It is moving away from me, and it matters not how much I care for it.

With great respect,

We won't comply

In Friday’s brilliant post under, Lex closed with a link to a story about SC high school valedictorian, Roy Costner IV, who stuck a thumb in the eye of political correctness by reciting the Lord’s Prayer during his graduation speech. That’s great. But here’s the really interesting part that gets lost in the day in and day out of struggle against the Liberal Borg, the crowd at that graduation erupted in cheers and applauds.


So how did we get to the point where a vast majority of us would sit quietly and allow one or two self-centered lib @$$bags dictate to us what can and cannot be said in the public square? And yeah, screw the 9 dopes in robes as well. They are clearly part of the problem.

Lex has often asked when the shooting revolution will start in this country against an over-reaching and ever onerous federal government. Glenn Reynolds noted that the shooting revolution can be averted by a constitutional convention.

Roy Costner IV gives us another option, civil disobedience. When the IRS trashes our civil liberties, what if 10s of millions of us withheld 50 dollars or even 50 cents of our tax obligations? That should cause a computer melt down at the IRS.  I rely on the school yard logic of, “They can’t punish us all” on this one, but then maybe they can and will.

What if when one kid gets bounced from school for wearing a t-shirt with a gun on it, 25 kids show up the next day with various t-shirts with guns? This is a tough one. Given the current news of a vindictive government prying into every corner of our lives, few would want to have their kids targeted by this government, school officials or commie lib teachers at an early age. Maybe t-shirts with the second amendment printed on the front and “What part of ‘shall not be infringed’ are you having trouble with?” on the back.

I am a law abiding citizen. So much so that of late I have even begun to take speed limit signs seriously. My biggest act of civil disobedience so far was running not one but two census workers off the compound when they insisted I answer the other 50 or so census form questions after the ONE required by the constitution – how many people live in this house?

I have been contemplating wearing an empty pistol holster on my hip to the mall or Lex jr's next school function to see what kind of reaction it gets. There are many other ways to screw with liberals in a peaceful way that makes them look like idiots, which isn’t a difficult task since they are in fact idiots.

Maybe its time we all take a page from Roy Costner IV and begin to push back with a modest bit of civil disobedience.

Oh and to the brain-dead government commie, fascist, jerk bastard at the NSA who is reading this:
Go eff yourself. I hope you choke on a chicken bone at lunch today. 

That'll show him.

Benghazi? Going...going...

There are legitimate reasons that no military operation was mounted to save the doomed mission in Benghazi on the night of 11 Sep. Among them are incompetence, cowardice and treason. Thankfully, most these traits were on display by civilians, but sadly the military’s hands are not clean either.


There are no legitimate reasons not know the truth at this point, even if it doesn’t make a difference to the pantsuited witch. But we will never know the true story of Benghazi because the main players are all retiring with fat government pensions or are being promoted to positions outside the reach of congress and the lapdog MSM is more interested in Moochy Moochele's arms than dead Americans.

I do not believe Susan Rice was lying when she went onto the Sunday shows. What she was doing was something different, and in many ways it was worse. She was handed talking points and instead of questioning them or calling Tripoli to get background she remained willfully ignorant.

It’s like waking up one morning and finding an unexplained $10,000 in your bank account. You know it’s not yours, but you make no inquiries to the bank about how the funds showed up. That’s called willful ignorance.

It’s all fun and games until the bank discovers the mistake and wants the money back. Then you are reduced to the impossible story that you had no idea that the 10 large that showed up over night without explanation wasn’t your money.

Susan Rice was handed such a line BS to repeat on 5 Sunday shows, that the odor of the “talking points” she was handed had to give her the sense of standing in a Chicago stockyard in the 30s.

But ever a loyal dupe of the anti-American LB administration, she saluted, closed her eyes and ears so as not have a thread of truth destroy the insane talking points and she went forth and repeated - what she had to know was BS - over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.

So technically she wasn’t lying in that she didn’t know the truth, and there was the 1 in 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance that line BS was in fact true. What she could not do and did not do is what the guy with 10K couldn’t do, pick up the phone and say, “Hey what do you know about X, Y and Z?”

We won’t get to bottom of this because Leon Panetta is gone. On this day after the anniversary of the Normandy Invasion I wonder if any reporter had the guts to ask Leon to reevaluate his comment about the “military not going into situations they are unsure of?” No. I doubt it.

We won’t get to the bottom of this because not a single survivor has yet to surface for an interview. You would think that the press would be outraged about not having access to these heroes to tell their stories.

After the Boston bombing, the press interviewed 100s of survivors. Benghazi? No, not one and not a word of protest from the MSM about where these people are.

Sadly the military will be of little or help. Busy defending gay marriage, women in combat, prosecuting/persecuting combat veterans for frat boy indiscretions committed in the heat of battle and prosecuting/persecuting a Master Sergeant for serving Chick-fil-A at his promotion ceremony, it is unlikely that any of wannnbe generals/admirals will lay their careers on the line to get at the truth. Look at what happened to Petraeus. Four dead Americans on my watch? That’s a small price to pay for another promotion and a plumb assignment. Besides if my wife finds out I had an affair with my driver, I’ll loose 1/3rd of my pension. Better to keep quiet and play ball.

Too bad there are not a few military men and MSM lapdogs with the courage of this young man.

DNA swab fine, except in the hands of tyrants

The Nine Dopes in Robes (aka the Supreme Court) ruled that the cops can grab a DNA swab if you have been arrested for anything. Then they can use the swab to see if you’ve been involved in any other crimes. Fine. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Given the current state of things, I’d expect anyone with a Romney sticker on the back their car to be arrested on some trumped up charge, probably by the IRS, and a swab completed.


Things we were pretty sure of and took for granted a scant five years ago are in question today. If my 10 year old daughter is sick, I can get her on a donor list right? No. You can’t. If the HHS secretary doesn’t think the odds are good enough for her, she must die.

If I survive a tour in Iraq and come home, I’m an honored combat veteran right? No. You’re not. According to DHS, you are risk to the current administration and must be carefully watched.

Well phone records are certainly protected by the 4th Amendment right. No. They are not. They can be snatched up by the NSA or any branch of government for that matter and perused to see if you’ve been cavorting with any anti-LB types. If you have, expect a visit from the IRS.

Well if I’m sick I can still see my own doctor right. No. You can’t. If you’re sick, and in any way connected to any anti-LB group, have ever written a letter to the editor expressing even mild discontent with LB expect the HHS secretary to withhold Robertscare. Also, you’re a RAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST.

Well my 1st Amendment rights are certainly in tack right? No. They are not. If you make a movie no body has seen but can be used to explain away an LB administration foul up, even though it nothing what-so-ever to do with it, you’ll be blamed for the foul up. You will then be arrested in the middle of the night and jailed. If you exercise your 1st Amendment right to join a group that LB does not like, expect a visit from the IRS. If your son wears a t-shirt to school that has a picture of gun or even the word gun on it, he will be suspended.

Well at least we have the 2nd Amendment to protect ourselves and families from this tyrannical government. For now. But it’s only a matter of time before John Roberts decides that under certain provisions contained in Robertscare guns can be a worse risk to one’s health than smoking. As such Robertscare premiums for gun owners will be 10,000 times higher than for non-gun owners.

So a DNA swab may seem innocuous enough until put into the hands of tyrants.  But of course LB and the people running the various departemnts will not one thing about any of this.

Hiding the damage, why it works

So when we last left our wacky White House miscreants (post under), they had wrecked the pick up truck of state and backed it into the driveway so no one would notice. The lapdog media, whose job it is to do a walk around on the truck inspecting it up close for damage, then if there is damage, is to find out who was driving and how the damage occurred, is happy to sit 50 feet away admiring the paint job and publishing photoshopped pictures of the truck.


A little less than half the people in the Us of A have strolled up close to the truck and are aghast at its condition. When asked how the damage occurred, LB and his boys and girls give a collective shrug. Who knows? Not us. Maybe some low-lifes, uh make that low levels down in Cincinnati. Besides, what difference, at this point, does it make?  Bush probably did it though.

So those discovering the damage are jumping up and down shouting, “Hey! You gotta see this! Come look!” The lapdogs don’t even look up and careful to avert their eyes from her fat @$$, publish another story on how great Moochy Moochele’s arms look.

Not even the crowd of on lookers can be persuaded to take a look at the damage. Why is that? Well there’s the 30% of the people in the US of A are Demo-Dopes and proud members of the Royal Order of The Party First, The Party Now, The Party Forever. Nothing a Dope does can ever be condemned with a full throat and conviction. Better to blame it on Bush or come up with a minor countercharge. If a Dope gets caught in a murder charge, bring up the Republican caught j-walking.

Then there are the bought and paid for LB apologist. These are the army of LB free phone people. No self respect. No ambition. No brain. LB gave them a phone so LB is man. If he isn’t, they may lose their 15 free phones and actually have to look into a phone plan that they can afford – also know as a pay phone.

Then there is the record 10 million Americans on disability. I’m certain a good many need to be on disability. Pay them. I’m just as certain, given the numbers, that there is a hell of lot fraud. These people do not want to see what’s happening to the truck. If it is exposed, they may lose their free ride.

Then there is the record 50 million on food stamps. Same as disability, there are many in need of the program. There are probably just as many scamming the program. None of them want the public to know what mess a LB has made of the truck.

Last there is the 7+% on unemployment. None of them want the damage to the truck discovered until their 99 or soon to be 199 weeks of unemployment run out.

That’s where we are Mr. & Mrs. America. A compliant lapdog media, a party that would rather see the country sink into the abyss as long as they are pulling the lever of powers when it does, and about 47% of the people paid in some fashion by the government to keep them quiet waiting for their daily helping of gruel.

LB administration like an old truck

My old truck has taken a beating. It has many scratches and dents the origins of which are a mystery. The only thing certain about any of them is that they are not my fault. When I asked innocently enough if anyone knew any thing about a new dent, the simultaneous answer was, "What dent? Why no, we don’t know ‘nuttin."

The truck is metaphor for the LB administration. There is a lot going on with the truck, not all of it good, but nobody seems to know anything about or even remember a single incident of the dozen or so scratches and dents. Besides, what difference, at this point, does it make? Was the dent due to a falling limb or negligence while backing? What difference does it make?

Going back to the Fast and Furious debacle this know-nothing administration has relied on ignorance and its own incompetence to escape scandal. In spite of a dead federal agent and a daily body count in Mexico that looks like a weekend Chicago, no one was fired for the hare-brained Fast in Furious plan. In fact, after it rather successfully managed to blame the whole thing on Bush, the DOJ idiots responsible for the program were reassigned and promoted.

The EPA has awarded several certificates to a make believe employee. The employee was the illegal creation of then EPA head Lisa Jackson. According to the National Review:

“The agency also documented the nonexistent Windsor’s completion of training courses in the management of e-mail records, cyber-security awareness, and what appears to be a counter-terror initiative that urges federal employees to report suspicious activity.”

You might recall that the EPA had to let one of its own go when he was recorded telling a group that he wanted to crucify oil companies. Hmmm, would that be the EPA equivalent of the IRS targeting conservative groups?

Currently there is a trifecta of scandal surrounding the LB administration. Every time congress calls a hearing to find out what the heck is going on, the only thing we learn is that no one in the administration knows anything about what is going on.  Ignorance and incompetence are the involved agencies only defense.
Four dead Americans in Benghazi, “Uh, I don’t know anything about that. Besides, what difference, at this point, does it make?” DOJ ordering wire taps on James Rosen, never heard of anything about anything like that, only the wad signed the warrant and then shopped the POS to three judges before he found one drunk enough to issue it. Collecting phone records from the AP, “Uh no I wasn’t in the loop that one.” IRS targeting certain groups of Americans, “Uh, no that was a low level thing taken on by the Cincinnati office and I wouldn’t know anything about it.”

I got particularly bad dent and scratch in the truck last week. It’s right over the left rear wheel. It’s ugly and no it wasn't my fault. In fact, I don't know a thing about how it got there.  I used to pull the truck into the drive. Now I back it in so I don’t have to see the particularly ugly mess that was mysteriously made of the left side. And that is the perfect metaphor for the American lapdog media. They know the LB administration is damaged, but they park it in such a way that as few people as possible notice the damage.

"Defeated" Church continues to administer sacrament as it has for 2,000 years

The ever liberal yahoo news ran this piece of crap about Rhode Island State Rep Frank Ferri “defeating the Catholic Church” on homosexual marriage. Defeated the Catholic Church? Ferrari was advocating the equivalent of taking the kids to McDonald’s for every meal. The Church was advocating a more balanced diet. The kids voted for McDonald’s. That’s not a defeat of the Catholic Church. That’s a defeat of common sense.

In high school the most shallow, self-centered, morons win the popularity contest. That’s all this is. I guarantee you the Church, like dad when jr. wrecks the car, is just shaking its head and moving on.

The church’s stand on marriage is simply that the term and meaning of “marriage” is not a creation of man. Marriage is a creation from God and is, was and always will be the firmest foundation for a family.

Ferrari’s bastardization of the term is no victory. It is another crack in the dam of moral certitude that keeps us safe from our most base instincts. As the term “marriage” is further bastardized by the Ferri’s of the world ironically, the ONLY marriages that will have any true meaning are church marriages. As such, the Catholic Church will continue to administer the sacrament in the manner in which it was intended to be administered. That’s a defeat?

Because now Ferri and others who support the charade of homosexual marriage are in the uncomfortable position of telling Bruce, Harlan, William, Paul and Steve that even though they “love each other” they can’t have a five-way marriage. Now, who is the bigot?

Once you go screwing with the original construct that worked for 5,000 years, you have a hard time drawing a new line. Why can’t Jim marry his sister? To paraphrase queen @$$bag herself, “What difference does it make?”

When we reach the point where most everyone agrees that we’ve stumbled into the absurd – maybe when Rex marries his dog – we’ll get the government out of marriage. Then to paraphrase her royal @$$baggedness again, what difference will it make? Harlan and Bruce will gain no government benefit form saying they are married. Then what difference does it make to them saying they are married? None.

However for couples married within the church, the term will still have profound meaning.

From the article:
"Noting that a church lobbyist would be pushing abortion-related legislation later that day, Ferri said the Catholic Church will always have some political influence in Rhode Island.

'They just picked the wrong battle this time. And I think it hurt them,' he said."

I don’t think the Church picks the battles. The battle is always taken to the Church. Because the church defends its position on social issues, it isn’t out picking fights. The mission of the Catholic Church is to spread the word of Jesus Christ. That’s it. So who picked the battle?

Adam Levine does NOT hate America, he thinks he's better than America

During one of 10,000 or so “talent” reality shows, some guy named Adam Levine – never heard of him – said, “I hate this country.” Predictably, Levine backtracked calling his outburst a “joke.” Oh, I get it. That’s funnier than hell Adam. Whatever this Levine guy does for a living, comedy probably isn’t in the mix.

Now when the IRS shows up at my door and audits me for the next 10 years for all of the obnoxious LB bashing that has gone on here for the last, what, it seems like a 100 years, I’ll just say it was a joke.

But it’s not a joke. When Lex refers to LB as a know-nothing, do-nothing, be-nothing, affirmative action, pass-through POS, it’s not a string of words meant to get a smile and a chuckle. It is the truth. Volumes could and have been written to substantiate each of the LB modifiers contained therein. Victor Davis Hanson, Thomas Sowell, Jonah Goldberg and others have written pretty much the same things, albeit with much softer edges.

The only thing funny about any of it is listening to the d-bags like the AP and Billbo O’Really claim not have had any idea what an unrelenting socialist creep LB is, was and always will be. The guy had not ONE SINGLE thing to recommend him to run this country. But the water carriers like the AP and O’Really were there to tell us, “Sure we don’t know one damn thing about this guy, except he’s half black, and it’s time we get this slavery guilt off our shoulders. Besides, how bad can he be?” Really, really bad. Incompetent, stupid, petty, arrogant, ignorant, vengeful, to name just few of the personality characteristics that surface regularly with LB, are not the traits of great leadership. They are the characteristics of despotism.

So sure, when the IRS, HHS, EPA and DHS descend on the compound, I could use the Levine defense, “Ah, all that LB bashing? Is that what this is all about? Come on guys. Can’t you take a little joke?” I could, but I wouldn’t.

So, do I think Adam Levine hates America? No. I do not. I think, he – like most libs - thinks he’s better than America. You know the type, “If we could just get rid of these Bible thumping, gun toting, heterosexual rubes ruining the country. This could be a totally awesome place I’d be really proud of. Why doesn’t everyone just hang out at the places I like to hang out, read what I like to read, watch what I like to watch and listen to what I like to listen to? If we had that kind of diversity loving society, America would be a great place.”

Yeah, it is mind boggling, but sadly it’s also true.

Like most gangs, the Gang of 8 should be busted up

Then Marco told them, "And we'll secure the border too."



These days most police departments have an “anti-gang unit.” That’s what we need in congress. The “gang of eight” is working diligently to destroy the country in one fell swoop. Their landmark comprehensive immigration reform bill is now over 1,000 pages.


That’s one constant we count on. Republicans will never learn. Robertscare is 2,700 pages of pure BS. So what to do on immigration? 1,000 pages of BS. In congress, we call that progress.

So is there a chance that we can trust this gang. No. It’s a gang. Would you ever trust a gang member to date your daughter? Would you trust a gang member with your wallet? Would you trust a gang member to invest your money? Would you trust a gang member to house sit while you were out of town?

Worse, this is a gang of politicians. Most of the crime these a-holes engage in they have made legal for themselves. Let’s meet the “gang”:

Chuckles Chas Charles Charlie Chuck Schumer
Bob I like little girls Menendez
Sir Richard the dick Turdbin
Michael hey mom I joined a gang Bennet
John the RINO McCain
Lindsey Gramnesty
Marco is done Rubio
Jeff looking like a Flake

Great 5 ½ Dopes and two new Republi-Rats. Why would anyone with any conservative leanings what-so-ever trust anything Schumer, Menendez, Turdbin, McCain and Gramnesty had to say about anything individually or collectively?

Knowing that no conservative would ever trust a word that slipped from their sewer slits McCainiac and Gramnesty have let Rubio do the heavy lifting to get conservatives on board.

Here in Ft. Wayne, Rubio has cut a radio ad in support of the bill. In it, Rubio claims that the current system is de-facto amnesty. Hmm why is that Marco? It is because we DO NOT ENFORCE THE CURRENT LAW.

One ad says that people who follow the law are punished and people who break the law are rewarded. So what to do? Well write a new more complicated law, of course. And what evidence is there that the new law will be enforced? None.

Of course we’ve already tried immigration reform. Ronald Reagan, in what he called one of the greatest mistakes of his presidency, granted 3 million illegal aliens amnesty in exchange for securing the border. 

Guess what happened. The illegals got amnesty but the border was never secured. So what evidence is there that it will be different this time. Republi-rats will have learned nothing from Reagan’s mistake. They will trust un-trustable creepy bastards like Turdbin, Schumer and Menendez. This time though, the change will be irreversable.  It will spell the end of two party politics in America.

Simple question, if everyone agrees that the border needs to be secured, why not pass a ten page bill secures the border in 18 months to two years first?

I like Rubio and Flake but they are being used as nothing more than useful idiots of the far left and far, far left on immigration reform.

Constitutional Convention time?

Several posts under, Lex makes the case that this government is out of control. Part of the reason that government is so out of touch and out of control is the insular nature of the American ruling class. They cloister themselves in Washington D.C. where they remind each other and are reminded by the lapdog media how wonderful they are.


That’s truly an odd phenomenon given what an utter wreck they’ve made of the country today. Broke times 10, divided along racial, economic and political lines like no time since the Civil War and governed by foolish, petty and often vindictive life-time corruptocrats, it’s hard to believe the ruling class (anyone serving past their second term) doesn’t resign en masse after apologizing very publicly for how they have screwed the country.

Then, if they had even an ounce of humility or if one pin hole of the light of reason could penetrate the dark dome of arrogance covering D.C., they’d agree to travel to Death Valley where camps would await them for a life of exile. There, as a merciful sentence for the unending line of BS they dumped on the country, they’d live out their remaining days mining borax using only teaspoons and ice picks.

Then the bulldozers would arrive in D.C. to demolish K Street lobby headquarters and any government office space not contiguous to its main government department building.

Then the air conditioning would be removed from the Capitol Building. George Will once opined that if the U.S. fell, its demise could be traced to day they put air conditioning in the Capitol Building allowing lawmakers to remain in D.C. through its hot humid summers.

In fact let’s take it one step further. Congress would only be allowed to gather in D.C. for two months out of the year. It’s 2013. Given technology, do we really need lawmakers in D.C. at all? Why don’t they go home, open offices in their states and districts and do their “work” via video and teleconference?

The problem is that D.C. is the Mecca for power and corruption. 6 of the country's 10 wealthiest counties surround Washington D.C. Why do you suppose that is? Power and money is pouring into D.C. As a result, Lex has noted several times on this page that D.C. resembles the capital city in the movie The Hunger Games – totally out of touch, a city of swells living off the largess of a vast country that the swells rape for their own amusement and comfort.

At the end of the post several under, Lex asks, what do you do when the government is out of control? When I think of this question, my first inclination is that bit by bit people rebel against an onerous and out of touch government. It may start when a MT rancher butt strokes a couple of Washington EPA pant loads who try to close his ranch because his cattle are grazing on land determined to be the habitat of the Northern Black Horned White Bellied Butter Slug. It spreads when IRS agents are routinely stripped naked zipped tied, smeared with excrement and dumped in the town square where they remain as a curiosity for hours before the local preacher arrives to cut them loose. And grows and grows until there is such an open and hostile contempt for anything government that the swells and their agents can’t travel without armed escort. Then the escorts start getting attacked as well.

But constitutional scholar – a real one not like the poseur in the White House who couldn’t spell the first two letters in the document we call the U.S. Constitution – Glenn Reynolds comes up with another idea here. Needless to say, while we share many of the same sentiments, Reynolds is a bit more reasoned than Lex.

Boy Scouts slash own throat - Roscoe P. Coltrane extorts Josephine County, OR

The Boy Scouts of America decided to cut their own throats last night. Presumably because membership in the BSA has been declining, the BSA decided adopt a membership policy that pleases no one. The “leadership” at the BSA decided to require Troops to accept homosexual Scouts but not homosexual leaders.


So the 61% of rank and file membership who supported the old BSA membership policy are PO’d and the never quite gay or even happy homosexual community is PO’d that the BSA still won’t allow homosexual leaders. Brilliant!

Is there a whiff of hypocrisy in group of “leaders” who exempt themselves from the rules they force on everyone else? Who do these hypocrites think they are, congress?

As a result of their boneheaded decision, the BSA stands to lose anywhere between 200,000 and 350,000 members. That’s amazing for an organization changing its rules presumably to stem declining membership.

The BSA was between a rock and hard place. If they didn’t conform to the politically correct extortion of the homosexual lobby, they’d be pilloried by all of the beautiful people who never gave a crap about the BSA anyway. By caving, they will continue to be pilloried by the exact same people and lose 200,000- 350,000 members. Again, BRILLIANT!

So the homosexual jihadis have claimed another time honored American institution. It seems to me the BSA should have followed a quiet course of the 1st Amendment protection bestowed upon it by the Supreme Court. It should have held fast to principle and to its membership.

Prediction: BSA membership will take a huge dip and then continue to decline at a slow rate. The eventual demise of the BSA can be pinned to the vote taken on May 23, 2013, because now that they’re in, the homosexual community will decide that they didn’t really want to be Boy Scouts after all.  What they really want to be is Pope.

Government Extortion

Josephine County Sheriff Gil Gillberson

Homosexuals aren’t the only extortionists out there. In Josephine County, OR the sheriff has decided to close it’s office on weekends. Why the weekend and not Wed and Thur? Well we all know most of the drinking and alcohol related crime occurs during the week.

But how about a rolling sheriff black out where nobody but the department knows when they will be unmanned? Why announce to the world that sheriff’s dept will be closed on the weekends? S-T-U-P-I-D. Or even better layoff 25 worthless county employees in roads and bridges dept. Instead of having one guy working while 15 guys driving 12 trucks stand around and watch cut it back to 5-6.

The dumb @$$ sheriff who devised the, let’s take the weekends off scheme, goes into the extortion racket when woman is raped and choked on one of the weekends he and his deputies where kicked back with a cool one listening to the scanner and laughing at the chaos they created. According to CBS Seattle Sheriff Gil Gillberson - who models his law enforcement style after Roscoe P. Coletrane of Duke’s of Hazard fame - said:

There isn’t a day goes by that we don’t have another victim. If you don’t pay the bill you don’t get the services.

Doesn’t that sound a bit like Louie the lip Lipizano walking into a dry cleaners and telling the owner – “Hey, dis is a nice place yoos have. Yoos wouldn’t want nuttin to happin here would yoos? So, if yoos don’t pay my bill, yoos don’t get my protection.”

You hate wish ill anyone, but if there’s another violent crime in Josephine County, I hope it directly affects Gillberson in some way.

And for crying out loud Josephine County, buy guns! Organize a neighborhood watch. I understand after pictures of LB's son – if he had one – are published of him smoking dope, George Zimmermann may soon be available to be one of the watch captains.

London ITF

In a clear case of workplace violence, murdering bastard Islamo-Terror-Fascist hacked and beheaded a man on the streets of London at midday. The murdering ITF was heard to say, "We swear by almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you."


This has to offend liberals in the worst way. First, libs don’t want to fight. Jeez if we could just get those gun toting Bible thumping Christians to lay down and submit, we could have peace in our time. Well at a minimum let’s take their guns. If we can’t do that, let’s at least get a list of who has guns. Then we can take them by force when the time is right.

I wonder what a quick poll of Londoners this morning would be on the issue of the government disarming them. You think some of them might like to have a weapon in their home today? During the London riots last year, American stores sold out of Louisville Sluggers because Londoners were buying them all up. So now we have a baseball bat wielding home owner against 3-4 ITF with knives and hatchets. Hmm, who are you going to take in that fight?

Then there’s this aspect of the crime. Apparently a call was placed for “armed police officers” to report to the scene. Regular London Bobbies aren’t allowed to carry weapons. It took the armed officers 20 minutes to respond. As the old gun carrying creed goes, when seconds count, the cops are only minutes away.

So what do you do when workplace violence injects itself onto the streets of your city? Well according to the Army Chief of Staff immediately after the Ft. Hood terrorist’s murders, the main thing is not to condemn Islam or even refer to murdering ITF as a radical Islamist. Well I don’t condemn them. I condemn the radicals and the never to be seen or heard from “moderates” in the “religion of peace.”

ASIDE: Shouldn’t Benghazi be workplace violence as well? It happened at the workplace. Or is there a You Tube video that had anything to with the London incident?

Then in perhaps the most disgusting aspect of this crime, the murdering bastard ITF had – GASP - an illegal firearm! How dare them! Imagine the gall of these murdering thug bastards violating a gun law! That tears it! Now we’re really PO’d.  We can tollerate with the hacking and beheading of a man on the streets of London at midday.  In fact, if it's the "right kind of man," say a conservative, we may even applaud, but we have to draw the line somewhere.  We cannot tolerate the use of an illegal firearm.

But there is good news. Thank goodness the incident happened in London and not D.C. By the pictures and descriptions, the perps in this incident appear to be some of Eric the wad Holder’s “people.” So had the incident occurred in D.C., the wad of course would have had to let them walk, because after all they are “his people.”

Out of control government - we are there

What on Earth do you do when one party steals election after election and then uses their elected office to maneuver the power of the government against its political enemies?

We know the IRS is an @$$ weasel organization populated by arrogant, petty, vindictive, underachieving, brain-dead, @$$ weasels. All anyone had to do to prove every modifier in the previous sentence is true is watch the house testimony of Acting IRS Commissioner Steve Miller. That testimony can be summed up in one word – ARROGANCE. Or if it were the oh so slow one pronouncing a one word descriptor for Miller’s testimony – F__King UNBRIDLED ARROGANCE.

Here’s a guy who should be sitting in a holding cell somewhere waiting for his family to arrange bail. Instead, he’s “fired” a week before he was due to retire anyway. He’s walking around as free as any other well-known guilty as hell mob boss two steps ahead of an inept prosecutor (congress) and protected by dirty cops (LB and the wad).

To add insult to the injury caused by this partisan POS, instead of doing 5-10 in the gray bar hotel, he’s going to retire and spend the rest of his worthless life collecting a taxpayer funded pension. So the very people this scum bag screwed with are going to pay for his pension. Then to really top things off, in his 4th or 5th term, LB will honor the POS with a Medal of Freedom in a Rose Garden ceremony at the newly named - in honor of LB - the Half Black House.

But hey it’s the universally despised IRS…right? Everyone knows they are the worthless, dirty, bastard, cockroaches of the usually ordinary cockroaches who populate government. Most people who work for the IRS have concocted stories for their families and friends about working in the kiddie porn industry, or servicing bums from the 3rd stall in the men’s room at the local bus station for a quarter, comparatively honorable employment, rather than admit they work for the IRS.

Not worry, 16,000 more worthless, dirty, bastard, cockroaches are about to be added to the government payroll to administer Robertscare. What could possibly go wrong?

So what do you do when, in addition to the scumbag IRS, the government rolls out the FBI, the EPA, the DHS and HHS against you? It’s incredible. The heretofore admired and respected FBI is accusing reporters from Fox News of being terrorist co-conspirators just so they can wire tap their phones. The EPA is ordering ethanol blends likely to damage your engine – particularly of late model cars. We know they want to force us all into electric cars.  What better way than to require gas that destroys a combustion engine? DHS considers returning service members a greater threat than Muslim radicals. HHS is extorting money from the very companies it regulates to push Robertscare.

And while all this goes on, the bastards in congress are about to grant citizenship to 11 to 20 million largely undereducated and untrained criminals...or as Lex calls them Demo-Dopes.

This government is out of control. So what do you do?

Global Warm-mongering Sandy Hook style

They are still sifting through the rubble for bodies in Oklahoma City, OK, but that will not stop Lib crap weasels from standing atop dead bodies, Sandy Hook style, to score political points to advance their BS Lib agenda.

You recall after the Sandy Hook shootings, the blood hadn’t dried on the walls before ghoulish creeps like Chucky Chuckles outta my way! there’s a camera Schumer and manly man never had the orbs to play but can talk about it sportscaster Boob slightly larger than a nickel Costas rushed to demand more laws that would not have stopped the tragedy.

Fools like Joe I’m safely elected now so screw WV Manchin and useful Republican idiot – as if there’s another kind of Republican – Pat Toomey were eager to comply. They offered up a bill that everyone had to agree would have had no affect on the ability of the shooter to carry out the Sandy Hook crime. Yet, in spite of knowing full well that had the bill been passed before the Sandy Hook shootings those children would still be every bit as dead, there was LB and his merry band @$$ brained Dope water carriers touting that the bill needed to be passed for the children of Sandy Hook.

Now we’re looking at a couple of dozen dead children in a school as a result of a tornado. Dopes know that they cannot tax Mother Nature, so they have devised a hoax to tax Global Warming. Before the noon news cycle, Dopes will be standing on the dead bodies of OK City to push for carbon taxes, a 99% blend of ethanol in gasoline, government controlled thermostats, a meat tax, etc.

In a month or so LB will be jetting survivors to D.C. on AF One as “Prop”-a-ganda to troll the halls of congress with pictures of their dead children in an effort to brow beat anyone who maintains his wits into voting in favor some nonsensical bill that will have NO AFFECT ON WEATHER PATTERNS but will raise taxes and infringe on people’s rights.

Even now, OK Senator Tom Coburn is being pummeled for suggesting that there will need to be off-sets for any disaster relief sent to OK. Coburn’s suggestion is consistent with his position on relief money for super storm Sandy.

Now think about that. You have a nearly 4 TRILLION dollar budget, yet it’s heresy to suggest that you look for off sets when dealing with an unexpected cost.

It’s like an emergency every American family deals with. The car breaks down and requires a major repair. Well, maybe the vacation needs to be put off for a while. That’s what families do intuitively. They don't go to China to borrow money so they can make their vacation and even purchase another velvet Elvis and a tiger rug at the abandon gas station art sale.

Not the federal government. An emergency? Well, let’s just pile up some more debt. Who’s going to notice a few hundred billion more dollars of debt?  And when the bill comes through, let's pile on a few hundred billion dollars of pork that has nothing what-so-ever to with the disaster.  It high time we found the money to fund that 6 hundred BILLION dollar study on how toe fungus affects the abilty of gay circus jugglers to digest marsipan pie after group sex in the clown car.  By government standards, that would be money well spent.

Gosnell an aberration?

The local fish wrap – The Fort Wayne Journal Gazette” pretty much ignored the Gosnell trial. When they did comment it ignored all of the most gruesome details. But after Gosnell was convicted of murder, it did run a full page editorial about Gosnell being an aberration in the abortion industry.


That peed me off. If you’re going to ignore a story - ignore it. Don’t wait for the outcome then try to minimize its importance.

In one of those, they’ll never publish this” moments, I wanted to let the JG staff know we were on to them. So…

Funny, after the minimal coverage this “news?” paper gave the Gosnell trial, the editors decided to run full page editorial on how Gosnell was an “aberration.” It should surprise no one that, like everything else of importance, you’re wrong…again. Look: http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2013/05/17/another-gosnelllike-house-of-horrors-revealed-in-texas-n1599742

Gosnell is the tip of the iceberg in the unregulated and illegal late-term abortion industry. Think about it. Is any “doctor” who might choose to earn a living in this gruesome industry really going to give a wit about snipping a baby’s head off with scissors, or like with Karpen twisting its head off with his bare hands? Is the soulless creep running such a clinic really going to care one bit about the sanitary conditions therein?

The New York Times referred to Gosnell’s victims as “fetuses outside the womb.” Yeah, well, is there a more apt description for every human being alive today?

I find it odd that, in spite of the fact that Christians developed the scientific method, liberals are forever talking about how Christians are anti-science. Well as science makes a baby viable earlier and earlier in its term, who is it being anti-science? Science is shining a bright light on the left’s hypocrisy.

For some strange reason the left will stand with Christians when it comes to the state taking the life of some convicted guilty as hell life-long low-life, but will stand with the guilty as hell life-long low-life’s like Gosnell and Karpen when it come to the murder of the most innocent and helpless among us.

Science marches on. There will be an accounting. How long will the left be able keep its collective head in the sand or up its own backside and deny the obvious? It is a baby.

Why are we surprised? The IRS is just what we thought it was - corrupt.

Good NEWS! The IRS is targeting conservatives! Here’s what you do:

First, sign your worthless brother-in-law up for every Tea Party and militia group in the county. If he lives in Chicago, for instance, he’s now a marked man and his life will start to become very difficult.

Next, fire off a letter to your congressman and local paper condemning the IRS in the strongest possible terms. In a recent e-mail that I’ve archived, Lex called the IRS a bag of $h!t organization populated by bags of $h!t masquerading as public servants.

Now, even if you have haven’t filed a tax return in the last 15 years, you have effectively put the onus on the lying, cheating, bags-O-crap at the IRS to prove that they aren’t harassing you for calling them exactly what they are – bags-O-crap.

I call this the “look at him” defense. While at OCS, Candidate Payne got a bad sunburn. When the burn started to peal, Candidate Panelle took to calling Payne "lizardman." Payne took offense to the harassment and brought his case to the leadership. When Capt Sipnuski asked Panelle why he insisted on calling Payne "lizardman", Panelle replied, “Well, look at him sir.” When I asked Panelle what happened next, he said, “Well, Capt Sipnuski just lowered his head to hide the fact, unsuccessfully, that he was laughing uncontrollably, and pointed to the door for me to get out.” Sadly, for Candidate Payne, it was undeniable that he did in fact look like a giant molting reptile.

So when put on the stand and asked why Lex referred to the IRS as a bag-O-crap organization populated by bags-O-crap masquerading as public servants, all I’ll have to say is, “Well, look at them.” The jury will have no choice but to nod knowingly in agreement.

Last, anyone who thought that the IRS was the perfect organization to implement Robertscare has got to be having second thoughts on that decision. But then given this current crop of literal know-nothings running the government, I’d expect any moment now for the chief know-nothing - LB himself - to step before a mic somewhere and claim, “Well, uh, I, eh had no idea uh, that the eh, IRS was umm, going to be responsible for eh, oversight of umm, Robertscare.”

Let’s face it. Mark Levin is right. The IRS needs to be disbanded. It is a corrupt organization. It always has been and always will be.

The wad, believably, don't know nuttin' 'bout nuttin'

If you listen to the Dopes in any political campaign, they are all for the “little guy.”


So is it surprising to anyone that when the IRS scandal was heating up, the White House threw “low level” employees from Cincinnati under the bus while the tiny brained LB jetted off for a fund raiser with some of the 1% including Justin Timberlake?

It never fails with these craven Dopes. They pass the buck until it arrives on some “low level” employee’s desk. When the low level guy looks to pass the buck, he’s standing in an unemployment line somewhere ready to start his 99 months of trading one government check for 5 or 6 new government checks.

At a house hearing yesterday, America’s top cop Eric the wad Holder…Wow, it really demonstrates just how totally screwed we are when it’s put like that – top cop Eric the wad Holder. Can it get any worse? Anyway top cop Eric the wad Holder lied his way through another house hearing.

House: What do you know about fast and furious?

Wad: Ahh, nothing. That was something I knew nothing about.

House: What do you know about Benghazi?

Wad: Ahh, nothing. I was out of the loop on that one.

House: What do you know about the IRS scandal?

Wad: Nothing. That’s the IRS. I was and remain totally out of the loop.

House: What do you know about the AP scandal?

Wad: That was one of my 10,000 or so deputy’s responsibility and I can assure I know nothing about it.

Sadly, as with the miniscule one himself, it’s totally believable when the Wad admits he doesn’t know $h!t about what’s going on his department. Like insignificantly small LB, the Wad is an affirmative action pass through dope. So when he doesn’t know something, he is use to someone covering for his know nothing scrawny @$$.

These House hearings are no different than the time he got the word “euphemism” in the class spelling bee and spelled it Y-O-O-F-A-M-I-Z-I-M. The AA certified teacher responds with: Good Wad! Very good! That’s exactly how that word should be spelled! You win! Everyone else is disqualified.

The Wad goes to a hearing where he admits he doesn’t have a clue about what’s going on within his department about any of the day’s major events, the AA teacher – the lapdog media in this case – declare him a genius and run a loop of him whining to committee because the questions are too hard.

Now because they are so much in the court of the little guy, you can be sure this turd will roll down hill until lands on some guy’s desk who will be threatened with an IRS life-time investigation if he doesn’t accept responsibility.

We're from the government. We're here to impose the new tyranny.

Teensy weensy Little Barry claims he didn’t know anything about the IRS targeting - Hmm, can you say “targeting” these days, probably not - but anyway targeting conservative groups. Then when the news of Eric the wad Holder’s DOJ targeting the AP broke, LB claimed he didn’t know anything about that either. This morning he will, no doubt, be surprised that there are two young children in the White House living quarters. Who knew LB had kids? Not LB.

The AP story is the latest in a long line of stories of an ever encroaching, power grabbing, liberty stealing federal government. And like everything else in the little excrement smear’s life, it is totally believable that SFB didn’t know a thing about it. That leaves a huge question: if the clueless one is truly that clueless, who is running the country?

Isn’t it weird how the press is suddenly interested in a LB scandal when it involves one of their own? Benghazi 7 weeks before an election was a non-story. In fact, to level it was a story at all, it was all Mitt Romney’s fault. When the IRS story hit, that was attributed to “low-level” employees in the Cincinnati office.

Yeah, sure. One day, over lunch, two guys in the Cincinnati office of the IRS decide that on their own they will harass every right leaning organization in America seeking tax free status. In that two government employees are generally incapable of scratching their own @$$ without a 10 man task force laying out the necessary government regulation for one scratching his own @$$, I don’t believe a couple of “low-level” government employees were able to find their way to lunch, let alone hatch a scheme to harass conservatives on their own.

Second, given the aversion to work of most government employees, how likely is that these “low-level” guys signed up for all of the extra work entailed in harassing the conservative public nation-wide? More likely the IRS bosses used the 16,000 new agents hired to implement Robertscare to harass conservatives than a couple of “low-level” employees signing on for extra work without the boss knowing about it.

But then it is the government, so it is totally believable that the boss wouldn't have a clue what his department was up to.

Now, in true ever expanding onerous government regulatory fashion, Grand San Fran Nan Pelooser thinks the IRS scandal is the perfect vehicle to repeal the Citizen’s United case and limit free speech. This truly stupid woman wants a constitutional amendment whereby political money i.e. free speech, is restricted.

Harry the roach Reid said much the same thing yesterday when he said that the IRS needed the authority to limit “shadowy groups” then let the cat out of the bag by mentioning Karl Rove’s name in conjunction with the “shadow groups.” That is essentially what the IRS is being hammered for today – focusing solely on Karl Rove’s groups and ignoring David Axelhead’s groups on the left. But hey, get ready for Idol and Dancing with the Starz finals because there is no tyranny in any of this.

In an article for National Review Online, C.W. Cooke exposes the need to be wary of politicians telling us tyranny is not a possibility, because it ALWAYS IS:

It is especially curious that the modern arbiters of trust reject the possibility of tyranny at this point in human history. Whatever one might have thought of the pernicious and widespread statolatry that cast the world repeatedly into darkness over the course of the 20th century, one can at least grant that many of those guilty of practicing it were unaware of the terrors they would inevitably unleash. Now, a cursory glance at a history book is sufficient warning.

Little Barry clueless about the IRS scandal? Sure, that's believable.

During his presser yesterday, the ever shrinking little Barry said he was “outraged” that the IRS was using its army of government thugs to intimidate conservatives. I’d say “conservative groups” but that’s not all of it. The IRS actually demanded membership lists and volunteer lists from the conservative groups. Why? So they could take their thugish tactics down to the next level.

If the tactics of intimidation worked on some nameless and faceless organization, how much more affective would they be when the IRS zeroed in on individual members? Can you imagine the pressure on a guy running a small business trying to make ends meet for his family of four when he starts getting multiple visits and phone calls from the IRS?

Supposedly, all of the IRS BS was originated by “low level employees” in the Cincinnati office and LB knew nothing about it until the story broke on the news. Sadly the last part of that sentence about LB being clueless about the scandal is totally believable.

LB has never done a damn thing in his entire worthless life. Why would we expect, at this late date, the unaccomplished dill weed would finally come up with an original idea and have the nuts to push it through to fruition? More likely he was told about it. He thought it was cool at the time. Then, 45,000 rounds of golf later, he has totally forgotten about it. “Huh? The IRS is harassing Bible toting, gun clinging conservatives who Slow Joe said acted like terrorists? Why didn’t I think of that? Well, uh, that’s, eh, outrageous.”

But if LB was truly blindsided by the news report, he should fire his chief of staff and the director of the IRS for starters.

Now as scandal upon scandal mount one atop the other at the LB administration, Glenn Beck said LB should be impeached. That’ll never happen. Here’s why:

A four letter word J-O-E -- as in two blasts and a garden variety slap oh so Slow Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden. Can you imagine this phony POS running the country?

Rodney King – as in if you think there was trouble when the LA police were acquitted, wait until LB’s cell phone army rises up if LB gets impeached.

Last, Republicans – as in weak, whining, wimps. There are just a couple who have the stones to do what should be done. The others sit back and take pot shots – NOT at the lawless Dopes – at the members of their own party doing the heavy lifting for the country.

Little Barry's advice to grads, trust me.

On May 5th miniscule Barry rosily told the graduating class at THE Ohio State University to reject the notion that government tyranny is just around the corner. Contrast that line of BS with Ronald Reagan’s 1961 warning that freedom is never more than one generation from extinction.


Who are you going to believe Ronald Wilson Reagan or the lying, know nothing, do nothing, be nothing, affirmative action pass through waif and BS spreader currently occupying the White House?

Let’s review:

Supreme Court Kelo decision says the government can take your property under eminent domain if doing so is likely to improve the tax base. The mayor can take your 100 year old family business located in an historic building and using eminent domain order the property over to his drunkard brother-in-law to tear it down and build a new McDonald’s. No tyranny there.

The government lies straight faced about the proximate cause of a Islamo-Terror-Fascist assault on the consulate at Benghazi. They lie, telling the American that a video no one had even seen was responsible for the “spontaneous demonstrations” in the Middle East that coincidently took place on the anniversary of 9-11. Shrilldabeast tells the families of four people killed in the “demonstrations” that they will jail the filmmaker. They do. The government arrives in the dark of night with more guns than were sent to reinforce Benghazi to arrest a filmmaker. The filmmaker is STILL the only one arrested for the terror attack at Benghazi. No tyranny there.

In the manhunt for a teenaged gunman, the government shut down the city of Boston, kicked people out of their homes so they could be searched without warrants. When the perp was apprehended the people cheered a great “victory.” If that was a win, I’d hate to be around when we get our asses kicked. But yeah, no tyranny there.

According to John Roberts, the government can force you to buy healthcare whether you want it or not. If you don’t buy, the government can fine you. How long will it be before the Supreme Court declares that your property can be confiscated if you don’t buy government Robertscare? No tyranny there.

The government is trying all manner of things to abridge the 2nd Amendment. No tyranny there.

Now we discover that the IRS is targeting conservative groups for extra scrutiny with regard to their tax exempt status. If they are willing to do that, why not a guy with a Gadsden Flag in his front yard? Why not a blogger who refers to their president as miniscule Barry? Why not a guy with a concealed carry permit? Why not a guy with Romney sticker on his bumper? No tyranny there.

Ronald Reagan’s warning was correct. LB’s line of BS is that of a flimflam man with a toothpick in the corner of his mouth, wearing a wicker hat, a loud lime green out of date tie, in a stripped shirt, checkered jacket, royal blue polyester trousers, red Argyll socks and white shoes, saying “Trust me. This baby was owned by a little old lady who only drove it to church on Sundays.”

Sure to P____s you off

If you needed any further proof that today’s military is being run by a bunch of PC pansies that Patton would have flattened with a closed fist to the nose, read how these PC wizards of smart - while prohibiting any references to Jesus Christ - allowed an Islamo-Terror-Fascist Imam to preside over the ramp ceremony for SEAL Team VI members killed in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.  The Yo Imama repaid the favor by damning the SEALs.

According to Breitbart:
Military brass prohibited “any mention of a Judeo-Christian God” at the ceremony the press statement says, but “invited a Muslim Cleric to the funeral for the fallen NAVY SEAL Team VI heroes who disparaged in Arabic the memory of these servicemen by damning as infidels to Allah.”

Remember it was PC dunderhead Wannabe Gen Martin Marty the chicken McFly Dempsey who called the FL pastor and begged him not to insult Islam. Now Marty the wimp is taking it one step further. He invites an Imam to insult Christians at their sons’ ramp ceremony.

Marty the bag o’crap Dempsey ought to stripped naked have a heavy coat of hot tar applied and the contents of 10 super king down filled pillows laid over the hot tar and marched in disgrace out of Washington. Best led armed forces ever? My ample dying @$$.

Everything you need to know about Benghazi in one frame
The take no prisoners artist Michael Ramirez captures a perfect likeness of the Shrilldabeast on Benghazi here.