No Rest for the Swiftboat Vets

As if listening to this pompous blowhard for a year weren’t enough, John Kerry has already renewed his bid for the presidency by criticizing US war policy from - the senate floor? nooo, from his Boston office? nooo, from Iowa? nooo, Mr. lout goes to Baghdad. That’s right, the traitorous creep that sold-out his buddies (if he ever had any) by supporting the North Vietnamese and Viet Cong in the streets of Washington D.C., across America as well as in Paris during peace negotiations is now undermining the US war on terrorism by speaking out against US policy in of all places - Baghdad. Just when you think one person couldn’t get any crasser, cheap, despicable, loathsome, boorish and un-American Mr. Doofus shows up in Baghdad to announce his candidacy for 2008.

Not able to comprehend, what by modern political standards was, his (and the Democrat party’s) monumental ass-whipping in November ’04, the ever self-absorbed Kerry must believe it’s still all about him. Forgetting that he supported the war when it was politically expedient, Weaselboy lamented, "What is sad about what's happening here now is that so much of it is a process of catching up from the enormous miscalculations and wrong judgments made in the beginning." Then with all of the brilliance of Mr. Peabody fresh from a trip in his Way-back Machine, Johnny Gigolo questioned the decision by former U.S. occupation leader Paul Bremer to disband the Iraqi army and purge the government of former members of Hussein's Baath Party. Time traveler John claims that both moves have fueled the Sunni insurgency whining, "Mistakes have been made."

First of all, I’d like to ask General John, “What Iraqi army?” The Iraqi army more or less disbanded itself. How would one have gone about reconstructing something that was utterly destroyed? Also, did we go about reconstructing the SS after WWII? How would the majority of the Iraqi people responded if a brutal minority Sunni army and Baath party remained in power? We’d likely be battling a legitimate insurgency made up of the majority Shia’ population. So now that Mr. Peabody knows the outcome of the Bush policy, he hops into his Way-back Machine and cites where the strong man stumbled advocating a policy that, while we’ll never know for sure, would likely have made matters worse.

Kerry is a spineless, slimy, little creature who warrants no respect, sympathy or serious consideration. The people that do warrant respect, sympathy and consideration are The Swiftboat Vets for Truth, who it appears, are going to have one more mission in the fall of 2008.