We wus disinfranchized

Remember the dopey kid that never made a mistake. Everyone, it seems, grew up around at least one of this kind of kid. I didn’t drop the ball. The sun got in my eyes. I didn’t strike out. The umpire is blind. I didn’t fail the test. The teacher doesn’t like me. Somewhere along the way 99.999% of these guys catch a clue and figure it out. The other .001% are John Kerry and other Democrat losers.

John boy didn’t get his butt whipped by what Democrats have spent four years telling us is a mental midget. Democrats didn’t lose senate, house and governor’s seats in the same election. How embarrassing would that be? Mr. Four Month War Hero trounced by an idiot National Guard guy that didn’t even show up for work. No he could not have lost because he wasn’t able to state the same Iraq policy twice in a ten minute span. He couldn’t have lost because he sees nothing wrong with a government financed, partial birth abortion, for a minor without parental notification. He couldn’t have lost because he comes off like a pompous gold digging jerk. No, none of that is possible. He had to have been cheated.

John Boy tells us there was widespread disenfranchisement of Democratic voters in the 2004 presidential election. At Boston's annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day Breakfast Senator The Sun Got in My Eyes charged that "thousands of people were suppressed in the effort to vote…Voting machines were distributed in uneven ways. In Democratic districts, it took people four, five, 11 hours to vote, while Republicans [went] through in 10 minutes — same voting machines, same process, our America." Odd that the party that tried to disenfranchise everyone who voted in Ohio by challenging that state's certification is now decrying, drum roll here please, disenfranchisement. Odd indeed.

Well the first question that comes to my mind is, “Who the hell is running voting in Democrat districts?” I suppose it’s incompetent Democrats (insert your own oxy moron joke here). Fire them all John Boy and hire Republicans if you want the trains to run on time. But it’s a double edge sword. If you hire Republicans to run your districts, they’ll likely challenge felons and illegals – which will put a big dent in one of your larger voting blocks. The only good thing one can say about Kerry’s latest flagellation of the mouth is that at least he wasn’t bashing America in a war zone for the benefit of our enemies this time.