Monica Hesse is making a bid to be the most insipid and stupid person among an entire industry made up of insipid and stupid people. Not content with or probably even capable of taking on the difficult issue of the “trophy wife” aspect of the Republican field of presidential candidates, Hesse has found THE key issue into which every insipid and stupid American can sink his teeth; a candidate's, or in this case for now, a non-candidate’s first name. The candidate, of course, is Fred Thompson.
Hesse has dedicated her WaPost article to ridiculing the name Fred. One can almost hear her and her Junior High classmates giggling out loud as they say “Fred” over and over while they skip down the mall looking for some gnarly back to school gear that’ll pass dad’s inspection but is not too lame. Then off to see the Simpson movie for the 43rd time.
What’s next? Monica and the girls deciding whose best qualified to be President of the United States by who has the best car? Oh, that John Edwards is sooooo cute and he has a Prius. But his first name is another name for the toilet. OOOooooooooooooooooo.
I really don’t know what’s worse, Monica writing this kind of crap or editors wasting space, ink and newsprint to publish it. Hey, wait a minute. I remember a girl named Monica, a black beret, cigars and knee pads. OOOoooooooooooooooooooo.
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