It's our duty to report "fishy" stories

What!! I go away for a few a days and get back only to find more evidence that we are slipping into - not Socialism but - Communism. Yeah Communism! English Socialists don’t ask neighbors to rat each other out to Big Brother when one or the other opposes a government policy. That is exactly what Communist regimes do. So what is this bull$h!t from the Dear Dope’s White House:

“There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.”

First off, I’m all for ratting out criminals to the appropriate authorities. If someone you know is planning a armed robbery, not only do I think that you should alert the police, I think it’s your duty to alert the police. But it’s a far cry from telling police about a crime where great bodily harm is likely to occur and personal property taken to squealing on a neighbor to the White House because the neighbor pointed out - correctly - that Dear Dope’s health care plan is an unworkable bag of excrement.

Well if the Dear Dope wants us to rat out people saying things “that seem fishy” about the Dope’s healthcare plan, then I guess it’s our civic duty to comply. So far I’ve sent YouTube clips ratting out pompous jerks like Stenny Hoyer and Nanny Pelosi for lying. They go something like this:

Comrade:
Much bad news is percolating in heartland of Mother Country. “Fishy” stories about Dear Dope’s most excellent health care plan are popping up everywhere. Here smooth talker in expensive suit (too expensive to have come from my local clothing CoOp) is lying through his many capped teeth – which in no way, in my opinion, could have been government approved given smooth talker’s cleverly botox disguised advanced age. He gave advanced age away when he spoke of Erie Canal which he actually worked on.

Keep up good work! In desperate times like this, what we really need to do is to pay more trolls like you to watch over the masses like us so that the Dear Dope has no inkling as to how much his bull$h!t policies are despised. After all, as long as the Dear Dope is happy, shouldn’t we all be happy?
Heil Dear Dope!

Also this one:

Hey ya’all

I was noodlin’ the other day and pulled up a 75 pound catfish. Really, no $h!t! Heard you ya’all was interis’d in fish stories. Seems fishy to me to be paying people at the White House to read fish stories, but that’s mine. Have a nice day.
Clem

I plan to send three or four a day until I run out of lying Demo-Dopes to report. I guess I’ll be in business until at least 2010. Oh, I know, I'll report this report next.