The so called "pitch" revisited and everything you need to know about governemnt healthcare CoOps

After it happened, Lex commented on the Dear Dope’s sissy like throw at this year’s All Star game. I even linked to President Bush’s first pitch at Yankee Stadium after 9-11 to show how a man would have thrown out the first pitch.

But check this out (use the arrows on the toolbar to advance the slides). I got this from both AF Bro and the Griffin so I thought I’d share it with the other two regular readers of this blog.

If that post included a picture of Bush’s laser like pitch breaking right across the plate and the Dear Dope’s fluttering to the ground like the first leaf of fall - WELL IN FRONT OF PLATE - it’d be prefect. In fact as funny as the “assessment” of the Dear Dope’s pitch is – that it’d be hit so far it would need FAA clearance and a flight attendant – the more accurate assessment would be – like the Dear Dope himself, his sissy pitch falls so far short of the mark, the batter, the umpire and the catcher laugh hysterically while the manager bounds from the dug out to yank the sissy punk for a male pitcher. Further assessment – first attempt to let girls pitch in the bigs is an utter and complete failure.

Now check this out. And this – notice Albert Pujols sets up IN FRONT OF THE PLATE and the Dear Dope STILL can’t get it there. “He didn’t bounce it” because Pujols saved his skinny arugula eating ass. Also compare Bush's manful stride to the mound with the Dear Dope's punk "I'm so cool" trot.

Does throwing a “first pitch” tell us anything about how good a president will be? Yeah it probably does, but I don’t have time to explain it here today. What it really tells us is what a bunch tools the MSM are. After “the pitch” – if you can call it that – the MSM were all a glow about how good it was. It was only after video made it to the Internet that MSM shut the hell up about it. Notice it says “shut the hell up about it,” not “told the truth about it.”

Ever since the Dear Dope emerged from the surf with his Moobs hanging out, the MSM have been all agog telling us that the Dear Dope is the “most athletic” Dear Dope we’ve ever had. Now he’s proven on camera that he can’t bowl, throw or golf. Since ESPN has turned the world series of poker into a sporting event maybe the Dear Dope plays a mean game of Texas Hold ‘em and that’s what the MSM means by athletic.

And while we’re checking things out, this is what your “national healthcare number” will lead to: http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf. Oh and don’t believe that substituting “healthcare CoOps” for the public option is a big change. Think government funded Feddie Mac and Fanny Mae for healthcare insurance with the exact same results: corruption, foolish business practices, no accountability and utter and complete failure.