Perfect, Newman running your healthcare

flag@whitehouse.gov post of the day

At the risk of being labeled un-American or a Nazi or a racist or the trifecta of Dear Dope opposition an un-American Nazi racist, the Dear Dope was out yesterday lying his skinny arse off to defend the indefensible – some healthcare proposal he didn’t write and hasn’t read.

Proving - once again – that he’s dumber than a hoe handle, the Dear Dope used the US Postal Service to tell Americans what a great deal Dear-Dope-a-care really is. Hmmm. USPS is set to close down 700 offices and cut back on Saturday delivery. What a great model to use to show Americans how government will manage their healthcare.

But the Dear Dope slipped into his best Eddie Haskell routine – “Why, Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver you’re looking particularly spectacular today. Now, why worry about your healthcare being managed by the government? Look at UPS, FEDEX and the USPS. Among those three, the post office is the big loser. So why worry if we take over healthcare? That’s just silly.”

And here’s the one big thing the Dear Dope didn’t mention. The USPS uses its MONOPOLY on letter service to subsidize its comparatively inefficient haphazard package delivery operations.

Here’s the one question some giant in the MSM ought to ask lying Demo-Dopes, “So if the USPS cannot compete with UPS and FEDEX while subsidizing package delivery with proceeds from its MONOPOLY operations, why in the hell would we trust the (g)assbags with our healthcare?

Or how about this one, “How will the government subsidize healthcare? Maybe they could write themselves a monopoly on the most common procedures like appendix operations or botox injections or anal cranium removal events for members of congress.”

Meanwhile back at the White Hose the Dear Dope is being told by the large group of sycophants he surrounds himself with, “Here’s your arugula your High Ness. Using the USPS to sell Americans on Dear-Dope-a-care was brilliant your Excellency. Every American is amazed at the prompt courteous service provided by the USPS and we all know that the mailman - “Newman” - on the Seinfeld show remains one of the most dearly loved characters in all of TV history.”

Now, in your best Newman voice, "Damn you Lex."