Today’s “flag” posting
Wanted: Immediate positions are available at the White House for amoral, low-rent creeps to screen e-mail. Un-bathed, nose picking, booger eating losers preferred but will train - excessive body odor and flatulence a must. Duties include screening e-mail of fellow amoral, low-rent creeps snitching on their neighbors for opposing Dear-Dope-a-care. Nazis, Communists and Nazi, Communist sympathizers perfect for the job, Che t-shirt wearing fans of Hugo Chaves and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad also an easy fit. Prefer people with no prior work or education history. Send blank resume to Dear Dope C/O flag@whitehouse.gov.
Peloser news
Nanny Peloser and her boot licking bag boy Steny I worked on the Erie Canal Hoyer called people protesting against Dear-Dope-a-care un-American. Yeah, these are the same (g)assbag leaders of the Demo-Dope party who lead the effort to sabotage US war efforts in Iraq.
Is this hypocrisy? No not at all. It is the pampered leaders of a pampered class upset that a few of us small people are stepping out of line to point out a few shortcomings in a 1,000 page bill that the Congressdopes have not even read. I sent that hooked beak punk Hoyer an e-mail challenging him to look me in the eye and call me un-American, if he had any “manly equipment.” I told Hoyer that since I was pretty sure the “she” and North America’s dumbest woman shared the exact same kind of “equipment,” I didn’t expect to see her anytime soon.
In other Peloser news, it looks as if the queen of the house might lose her private air force. Politico reports:
“After an uproar over a proposed purchase of new executive jets for use by senior government officials, including members of Congress, the top Defense appropriator [That would be Jack the ass Murtha another chief saboteur of American troops in Iraq.] in the House has offered to eliminate funding for the planes – but only if the Pentagon, which operates the jets, agrees.”
Well, well, well maybe the people are being heard.
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