Dope says, "Uhh, I'm way too stupid to care about election results"

Lex got unbugged and...

Yahoo has always been left leaning – like everything else you run across these days. If you do not believe that assessment, take a look at the top stories on the browser’s home page at 6:30 this morning:

Earthquake injures 700, cuts power in southern Iran
Vietnam storm death toll rises to 91 Typhoon Mirinae
U.S. officials meet with Myanmar opposition leader
Democrat wins House seat in heavily GOP area of N.Y.
3 missing N.D. college students found dead in pond

Nothing on a stunning Republican win in…oh, what’s a word for 10 times more than “heavily”…near unanimously Demo-Dope New Jersey.

Really, what’s a more compelling story:

A Demo-Dope wins an OPEN NY House district 48% t0 46% where the “Republican” candidate drops out at the last minute, endorses the Demo-Dope, and the Republi-Rat's name stays on the ballot siphoning off 5% of the vote or

a Republican bringing down a SITTING Demo-Dope governor in the bluest of blue states 49% to 44% - a race where the glorious universally loved and adored Dear Dope campaigned “heavily” for Demo-Dope Corzine who still lost handily?

Then there was the absolute @rsewhipping the Demo-Dope candidate for governor in VA Creigh Deeds took losing by a whopping 18% points.

The Dear Dope, ever the dope, claimed he wasn’t even watching the returns, opting instead to take in a basketball game. First, if Rush Limbaugh had said something like, “the Dear Dope is sooooo irresponsible, lazy and disconnected from the people, he’ll probably be engrossed in some basketball game and won’t even watch the returns” he’d be labeled a racist for stereotyping America’s first half-black president. But really what does it say about a president who by his own admission purposefully “ignores” elections to watch a basketball game? Makes one wonder about his deliberations on Afghanistan.

I do not believe for a second that the Dear Dope wasn’t paying attention to results but what does a pol gain by saying, “elections? What elections?” That's just plain stupid. Well on second though, maybe the Dope wasn’t watching the returns.

Oh well, so Yahoo is another left leaning load of crap. So what? Demo-Dopes and the Grand Dope himself still took a terrible beating last night. So I guess the Dope will be all over the airwaves today talking about how he, The Magnificent One, saved or created one Demo-Dope House seat.