Dope's web site all about a three letter word id-ee-ot

This is Lex Libertas greeting you live from the 10,000th district of the 57th State. During the campaign, B-HO claimed:

"It is wonderful to be back in Oregon. Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."

See a lot of people think that the Dear Dope is so stupid that he thinks that there are 57 states. Actually he’s so stupid that he thinks that there are 60. 57 + “one to go” + Alaska + Hawaii = 60. Also there’s the, “my staff would not justify it" line. Hmmm. Just exactly who works for whom? I guess his staff won’t allow him to make a decision on Afghanistan either.

So anyhoo, the Dear Dope thinks (or thought somebody has probably clued him in by now) that there are 60 states. This from a guy that is supposed to be sooooooo smart – he won’t release his transcripts though – and soooooo smooth on the campaign trail. Some National Endowment for the Arts suck-up called the Dear Dolt "the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar." Well that explains it. Jug Ears was skipping Social Studies to work on his English papers.

And they called GWB stupid. At least GWB released his transcripts and as it turned out by most measurable standards was smarter than both of his pompous wind bag opponents - divinity school drop out AlGore and Cambodian War hero François Kerry. And unlike the Dear Douche, GWB made no pretext about being the smartest guy in the room. Quite the opposite, he used self effacing humor about his school days all of the time.

So now, to prop up Arugula Boy, Demo-Dopes all across the country are filling in his 10 imaginary states with imaginary congressional districts. So far, according to the Dear Dope’s own useless web site, Porkulus funds have “saved or created” jobs in 440 congressional districts that do not exist. Wow! Right now there are only 435 members in the House of Representatives. So the 440 puts us over the top for a whole New United States. Maybe we could send all the brain dead Libs to the New USA and let them rework there failed socialist government experiments there.

But really what did you expect? Dopulus Maximus was an ACORN organizer, so lying and cheating comes natural. Then he turned the tracking of Porkulus money over to the Slowest Joe in history - Slow Joe Biden. Remember, Slow Joe thinks J-O-B-S is a three letter word. Given the dynamic of lying cheating ACORN type Demo-Dopes putting data into the database and Slow Joe overseeing the process, can anyone really say that they are shocked that corruption and stupidity abound with the program?