Islamo-Terro-Fascists & jelly doughnuts

There are a couple of Dear Doperisms that must be addressed.

First: Remember when racist Skippy Gates got into trouble with Cambridge, MA police for breaking and entering into his own home? How were the cops supposed to know? All those houses look alike - you know what I mean.

Anyway, Skippy was breaking into his house. The cops seeing a man breaking down the door of home thought something nefarious was afoot, somehow they should have known better. So they rolled in on the Skipster. Skippy didn’t like it – at all. He took after the officers who were doing their job to protect HIS property.

So the smooth and creamy Skippy decides that it is in his best interest to confront the cops. You know the age old logic. Why go with the simple, yes officer, no officer, I beg your pardon officer, when a, “get your racist honky white ass off my lawn pig” will do?

Well what do you know? In the flash of the digital mug shot camera down at the precinct, instead of soaking his heels in a warm tub, Skippy was cooling them at the Cambridge PD Gray Bar Hotel.

Enter the Dearest and Dopiest of all Dear Dopes who, after admitting he didn’t know a damn thing about the case, acted stupidly by saying the cops acted stupidly. The Dope decides that the best way to patch things up is by having racist Skippy and the Cop over to the White House for a beer. Brilliant.

Now having learned from that experience, when scores of people are gunned down by an Islamo-Terror-Fascist at Ft. Hood, Dolt of Dolts warns us not jump to conclusions. Yet today, as enough evidence has been uncovered so that even Inspector Clouseau could connect the dots, Dopulus Maximus urges calm. What’s next – the victims and the Maj. Hasan all get together at the White House for a beer in the hopes of better soldier/ITF relations? Oops Islamos don’t drink alcohol make it green tea.

The Supreme Dope is willing to throw the Cambridge police department under the bus for arresting one of his racist buds who desperately needed arresting, but urges calm when an ITF kills 13 and wounds dozens more. The words - Complete - Douche and Bag come to mind.

Next: On Monday the Dear Dope addressed the gathering commemorating the fall of the Berlin wall. Dopey Doofus used the occasion to talk about JFK and, of course, himself. Hmm. JFK was responsible for allowing the wall to be built in the first place and had D2 had his way, the wall would still be standing today.

King Dope made no mention of any of the four main characters responsible for the fall of the wall – President Reagan, PM Thatcher, Lech Walesa or Pope JP2.

So you have the Grand Dope invoking JFK who uttered the famous phrase “Ich bin ein Berliner” which in German means “I am a jelly doughnut” but no mention of the man who stood at the gate and in perfect English demanded, “Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

I guess Arugula Boy likes jelly doughnuts.