Friday headlines

Confirmed: Moochelle Obama doesn't know what she's doing


After the First angry Lady violated Illinois campaign laws by campaigning inside the polling place, an election official explained away the violation with this troubling insight, "You kind of have to drop the standard for the first lady, right? I mean, she's pretty well liked and probably doesn't know what she's doing."

This is BS on so many levels

“You kind of have to drop the standard for the first lady…”

What does that tell us? Is it the right entitlement for certain people, or is it “the soft bigotry of low expectations?”

“…she's pretty well liked…”

Well as long as she’s pretty well liked, let’s elect her prom queen and let her break as many laws as she pleases. I think that there are a great many more of us, who are less well liked, who would like to think “equal protection” means something, and is in no way influenced by how well liked you happen to be.

“…probably doesn't know what she's doing."

Well there you have it. When it comes to giving eating advise, going on vacation, talking about policy, talking about America, voting, dressing like a president’s wife, dieting, Moochelle Obama “probably doesn't know what she's doing."

Come to think of it, maybe the “election official” is a bigger doof than the First angry Lady. After all, “she probably doesn't know what she's doing." What’s his excuse for such BS statement regarding

Behar and Goldberg walk off The View: average IQ on stage doubles after departure

I don’t care for any of them, O’Reilly included. But if can get Behar and Goldberg to leave a room, well then he is good for something.

Oh and the Behar Goldberg departure didn’t do a thing to improve the IQ of the studio or TV audience which has to be about a -10.

Another go for good ol’ Slow Joe

Slow Joe told us that P-BO asked him to run again in 2012. Oh joy! I’m sure this true. Why break up such a dynamic team? Did Batman vote Robin off the ticket? Did Tom tell Jerry to get lost? Did Simon tell Garfunkel to take a hike? Well, actually yeah, he did. Anyway, shouldn’t the president have been the one to make this announcement?