Not enough good can come from this election

Don’t pay the ransom! Lex has escaped! I’ve been tied up finishing some summer projects over the last week. My fellow workers, it seems, do not appreciate the demand for daily Lex by the three people who visit this page from time to time. Anyhoo, Lex is back, and the P-BO is back on the run.


Yesterday P-BO said that a Republican majority in Congress would mean “hand-to-hand combat” on Capitol Hill for the next two years, threatening the socialistic policies Demo-Dopes have enacted. Well yeah. Who knew this guy, who can't say hello without a teleprompter and 10,000 words, was capable of articulating what is at stake in this election in one clear uh, er, is thought actually the right word here? Yes I believe it is.

But it’s not going to be easy. If the republicans fail to win veto proof majorities in both the house and senate – highly unlikely – the status quo remains. Bills repealing P-BOcare will be vetoed and that monstrosity that nobody on Capitol Hill to this very day has bothered to read, will continue to roll down the tracks further bankrupting the country with every clickity and every clackity.

Sadly, we will suffer another two years of “Hope-N-Change” before this socialist worker, uh sorry, social worker and his mean spirited wife with expensive tastes (when the taxpayer is paying) can be unceremoniously booted from 1600 PA Ave. Then they can go back to where they belong, the front pew at Rev? Jerry Wright’s Church of Let’s all Beat Whitey Now.

Until P-BO is back in some community - organizing the midnight basketball program, the country remains at risk. That’s why the title of this piece is “not enough good can come from this election.” Because…well…not enough good can come from this election. It will be a battle for the next two years. And if you’re going to have to do “hand to hand combat” with someone, it might a well be a skinny, arugula eating, swell eared, fool who throws like girl, bowls like “one of Jerry’s kids,” golf’s like Charles Barkly and thinks like Karl Marx or is it Groucho Marx.

And another thing. Demo-Dopes cheat. If there is not huge ground swell, there may not be enough votes to off-set the dead people and illegals who vote and the union thugs who spend the day voting in as many precincts as they can travel to in day, and this is only after voting in all of them via absentee ballot.

Pollsters are predicting a tidal wave election for Republicans (yeah I know Tsunami, but still call commie bastard capitol Beijing – Peking, pronounce Haley’s Comet with the long A and think “sucks” is a four letter word). I won’t believe it until Nov 3rd.

And the last thing, we still have to worry about Republicans acting like Republi-Rats. Many (Collins, Snow, Grhamnisty, McCain etc.) will just try to go along to get along.

Sharpen your knives. Ready your hand grenades.  Have your e-tools at the ready. If it’s hand to hand P-BO wants, let’s be ready to deliver the crushing blow.