Scrawny, takes @ss whippin', TKO'd by girl

The former boxer who dominated the, please don’t kick my butt weight class, Scrawny Harry Reid was bitch slapped into a comma in his recent debate with his senate opponent, Sharron Angle. The big news was when Sharron told eunuch Reid to “man up.” No it wasn’t over Scrawny Harry’s the “war is lost comment,” which would have provided the perfect opening for the line. It was over the Scrawny one’s failure to admit that Social Security was in trouble.


I know millions of readers just dropped their cups of coffee. Social Security is in trouble? Why yes it is. It is well on the path to going the way of Woolworth’s Dept. stores. But don’t tell Scrawny or the other Demo-Dopes. They have a plan. We’ll just grab up more money from the working saps and spread it around.

But for me the “man up” shot wasn’t the most telling shot landed on the Scrawny (wo)man’s chin during the debate. Maybe because I knew it was physical impossibility for the crusty old bastard to do. No the best shot came when the closest thing to man on the stage, Sharron Angle, asked Nevada land baron Reid to explain how he/she became one of the richest (wo)men in the senate while trumpeting his “humble beginnings” in Searchlight. Harry was crushed and had a stunned mullet look. He was shocked that anyone might remember his land swindling past.

His answer was more bizarre than the land transaction that netted the Scrawny little weasel millions. He claimed he was a successful lawyer before going to senate. Fine. As David Axelhead might demand, prove it. What case netted you the millions and when exactly was the last time you worked on a case? Excrement for brains Reid went on to say that he was a shrewd investor. So while everyone else was loosing their collective @sses in the market, Scrawny’s brilliance allowed to make millions. He must have been getting stock advice from cattle futures maven Shrillda Beast Clinton. There’s a case for insider trading in there somewhere. Get the feds on it. Send in Patrick Fitzgerald to ignore Scrawny’s criminal activity and nail some poor shlub for lying to the FBI.

Irrespective of how many seats the repubs take in Nov, the victory will not be complete unless the people of Nevada send this seedy little sack of crap packing.