He's BACK!

Don’t pay the ransom, Lex escaped! Just as the cite meter at Lex crept into double digits, wham! A virus takes down Lex’s line to the outside world. I suspect foul play from the governemnt.  Then after the “repair,” wham! The same virus takes hold again. Which in my mind is proof positive that P-BO and the herd of jackasses that populate his administration couldn't take the heat.  My IT staff down at A+ Computers were working feverishly to get me back up. And by feverishly I mean this:


Lex: Hello is Brad there?

A+: No. His cat sick. He won’t be in today.

Lex: Uhmm, I have a computer Brad was working on. Is anyone taking his place.

A+: No. Brad started the work. So Brad must finish the work.

Lex: Soooo, will it be ready tomorrow.

A+: Tomorrow is Saturday, duh. Our “technicians” don’t work on Saturday.

Lex: Hey look I’m Lex E. Libertas, and I need my computer to get back into the fight to save American freedom.

A+: Lex!! Wow! We’re dropping everything. You can pick it up in an hour.

Actually the computer guys were great. They put up with a 100 questions that to them I’m sure were stupid as hell. But Lex is back.

Where to begin? How about we go to the union demonstrations in WI. I have to note that even here in IN the most often heard question is, “Don’t those people have to work?” If the teachers think they have lost public support for their cause now, wait until June when school goes on and on to make up the lost days. Here in IN people are up in arms because they have make up about 5 global warming days – heretofore known as snow days. If people won’t give Mother Nature a break, what are the chances of them giving lying, over-paid, under-worked, under-achieving union thugs a break?

And how about Kadaffy? Is that one of the 300 or so approved spellings of his name? You have to wonder about a guy who has been running a country for 40 years with an iron fist, but some how cannot get promoted past Colonel. Do you suppose he sits in eager anticipation every year to see if the Libyan Army’s promotion board is finally going to make him a General? How’d you like to be the guy who has to break the news to him that he’s been passed over again, 40th year in a row, for general?

I recall Ronald Reagan making a joke of Colonel Qudafie’s imaginary “line of death” in the Gulf of Sidra. Now the arugula eating hero occupying the White House is content to let Cadaphy slaughter his people nilly-willy. Without so much as a warning from Moochell O that he’d better be watching his trans fats.

P-BO doesn’t want to do anything without the cover of some international coalition. Is that leadership? Get in there and get the job done and see if the French and the Brits will follow. I can tell you that it would probably be a whole lot more likely that the Brits would follow had P-BO made even the slightest effort to maintain the special relationship that we’ve enjoyed with them since WWI. Proof positive that it only takes one @$$clown about an hour to destroy all of the goodwill that real diplomats have built over nearly a century.

How about those gas prices? Liberals continue to rely on the spaced out argument that even if we started to drill right now, we wouldn’t see any results for three years. That’s what they told us three years ago and here we sit. So let’s go get the oil. Let’s start to build 50 nuclear power plants today. Because, I’ll tell you, as long as we rely on the Middle East for our energy needs, we’ll be funding both sides of the war on terror and we’ll be held hostage by some of the most reviled governments in the world. So screw the “endangered” three toed pink eyed dunderfish. Put three or four of them in an aquarium somewhere stuff a couple for the field museum and let’s go. People and the American economy are more important right now. Go get the oil.