Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Outside the pop culture; is P-BO qualified to talk about anything?

P-BO wrecked another night of BS tv by taking it to a new level of BS. As always when the narcissist we elected president gets too low in the polls, he takes to the airwaves. So what was P-BO talking about last night? His insights into who he thinks has the inside edge on Dancing with the Stars? No. Then he must have been handicapping the remaining contestants on American Idol. No. Re-bracketing the NCAA b-ball tourney then for sure. No.


Those are all things this Commander in Chief is qualified to do. Unfortunately he strayed into something so far a field of what he is qualified to do, it’s scary. He ruined another night of tv to try and explain US participation in the war on Libya. Uh, sorry, not war. That’s such a George Bush thing. Let’s call it the kinetic military operation in Libya. Yes that’s more, uh, what’s the word? Ah yes sanitized. After all, people get killed in wars. Given the state of American education, three quarters of the people probably have no idea that kinetic actually means blowing things up. It’s like in the post below, where Lex carries on a conversation with two elderly P-BO worshipers. Confronted with the Libyan war, the couple would probably respond, “You idiot! How many times must P-BO tell you? It’s not a ‘war!’ It’s a kinetic military action. Geez, you Tea Partiers sure are dumb.”

But we are making progress. Until last night, P-BO had spent more time discussing his ruined bracket picks than affairs of kinetic military action in Libya. And as is always the case when P-BO tries to explain an adult subject outside the pop culture, people tend to think, WTF when he stops talking. Last night was no exception. According to P-BO, we’re in a war that is nothing more than a kinetic military action. We’re there to establish a no fly zone, but we are attacking ground forces. We will only be there for a few days, but have been there over week already. We want Qaddafy to go, but we’re not targeting him. We’re there to protect the Libyan people, unless the people are being attacked by Libyan rebels – many of whom are known to be al Qaeda operatives. We won’t run the operation, but we will supply the lion’s share of the kinetic force to make the mission happen. And all of this is in support of mission that according to SecDef Gates has no American strategic interest. Cool.

What the hell, as long as we have the UN and Arab league with us. With a set up like that, who needs the congress?

It’d be easy to get the American people on line for this operation. Simply remind them of Pan Am 103 and the German disco Qaddafy bombed. I’m all for killing Qaddafy, his sons and the Pan Am bomber. And I do not particularly care if it’s by kinetic means or death by the bites of 10,000 ducks. According to P-BO we’re not even targeting the guy. I hope that’s wrong. But why do have this funny feeling that we’re not interested in killing the slimy bastard?

Kill him and the rest of his sycophants.  Turn Libya over to whoever we think best supports out interests. Give them a packet of pictures of a dead Qaddafy as a reminder of what will happen to them if they cross the good ol’ USA.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Monday morning quarterbacking: Go to war and disappear for a week and a half then report. When things go questionable then pull out the bus and do a hit-and-run. Rev Wright, white grandma, Bill Ayers, dem leaders when they cannot get a budget together, the pentagon and the Kandahar murderers, Blago, Israel and anything, BP, Bush, and the losers in his NCAA brackets. And Libya going forward? NATO has it...perfect. If it goes well then he orchestrated it. If it goes bad pull out the bus. Hey, I am taking Kentucky over the OSU Buckeyes in this year's NCAA tourney. I think the Bucks will lose by 2 points and shoot around 32%. As far as the tourney winner...I will announce on Monday morning.
The Griffin.