Real brackets for P-BO

In a recent National Review on Line article, Rich Lowery explored this question: Why is it every time a half-wit Demo-Dope gets elected president and things start to go south as every conservative knew that they inevitably would, the left resurrects the old, “has the presidency become too big for just one man?” Lowery’s correct assessment is that the presidency isn’t too big, Jimmy Carter was and P-BO is just way, way, way too small.


Carter fretted over the schedule on the White House tennis court. P-BO, even more detached, frets over NCAA basketball brackets. At least Carter was concerned about SOMETHING going on in the White House.

P-BO delighted the world on ESPN yesterday when he laid out “his” (Yeah right. The guy hasn’t done his own work since 2nd grade) bracket. Try these brackets P-BO:

In the Mid East Regional who are you taking the Libyan Rebels or Quackdaffy? Iranian Rebels or the Mooolalalas? Saudi oil extortion or energy independence?

In the Far East Regional who ya got? The people of Japan or a nuclear meltdown? Pakistani Islamo-Terror-Fascists or democratic reform?

In the Euro Regional who you pullin’ for? Continued government and economic collapse under the weight of unsustainable socialists programs or democratic entitlement reform? A continued slide toward a Muslim centric population or tax reform to encourage Europeans to procreate?

In the home regional who do you think has the best shot? Energy independence through a well-planned energy policy relying on domestic coal, oil and natural gas or a strategy that funds both side of a war on terror by shipping US dollars to the Mid East for over priced oil? Who you got? The over-paid, under-worked, whining, crying, lying, extorting, thugs in the public unions or the people who pay them? Who you got, the teachers unions who have destroyed American education or vouchers for parents so that they can remove their children from the crappy monopoly of public education?

Take a minute out of your busy day of golf, basketball, smokes, an afternoon nap and toilet training and address the real brackets.

Lowery had it half right. P-BO isn’t too small. He’s puny, miniscule and virtually unseen on any real issue of the day without an electron microscope.