Clown act covers lies

Proverbs 29:9 is being cited as a one sentence summation of the VP debate. Glenn Beck described it as God’s tweet on the debate.


“If a wise man has an argument with a fool, the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet.”

Yeah, pretty much. But I think there is something else going on as well. I can imagine Slow Joe the laughing machine Biden’s debate coach issuing this advice:

OK Joe we’ve been at for days. It’s obvious you’re going to get killed in the debate based on your policies, failed 4 years in office and absolute inability to grasp even the simplest of concepts. Here’s what you do. Lie your @$$ off. Just make up whatever you need to make up for 90 minutes to get through the night.

Then to cover your lies, act like the biggest jackass and d-bag ever. That shouldn’t be hard for you. The Republicans and our troops in the lapdog media will focus on how you “won the debate on points” but your bizarre behavior was so off-putting they’ll call it a tie. That’s the best we can hope for. You have to be such an @$$ everyone forgets about the pile of lies.

If Iraq and Afghanistan come up, say you voted against them. If Little Barry’s war on the Catholic Church comes up, say there is absolutely nothing in the bill that requires Catholics to violate their conscience. If use of force in Syria comes up, claim it’s 10,000,000 times the size of Libya. If Security in Libya comes up say you didn’t know anything about it. Strangely, everyone will believe you. Tell everyone the intelligence community told you all the violence in Libya was due to that video. Lie as much as you need to. But remember, the more you lie, the more erratic your behavior needs to be to cover the lie. In that regard, pretty much just be yourself.

I watched some of the Sunday shows and was amazed how much of the attention was focused on Slow Joe the lying machine’s behavior while ignoring his whoppers. So let’s clear all of this crap up.

An undeniable truth, contrary to Slow Joe the Middle East expert’s claim, Syria is not 5 times larger than Libya. Libya is in fact 9.5 times the size of Syria. When this was mentioned during the debate, Lex jr. said, “No it’s not.” I brushed the kid aside figuring a sitting VP couldn’t possibly foul such a fact up. On Fri. I had to tell young Lex he was absolutely correct and much smarter than With House cartographer Slow Joe lemme take a look at that map Biden.

An undeniable truth, contrary to Slow Joe Catholic Church canon law expert Biden’s claim that Little Barrycare exempts the Catholic Church from violating its conscience and 2,000 years of Catholic teaching with regard to a mandate on contraceptives, abortion and abortifacients, is that it does not. The US Conference of Catholic Bishops politely called his most @$$holiness Slow Joe’s statement, “not a fact.” Parsing the words of the good men on USCCB in words Lex’s readers will understand, Slow Joe Biden is a G-damned lying @$$bag.

An undeniable truth, contrary to Slow Joe I voted for it before I voted against it Biden, is the moron voted FOR intervention in BOTH Afghanistan and Iraq.


An undeniable truth, contrary to Slow Joe hear no request for security Biden, is there were multiple requests for more security in Libya prior to the attacks. Slow Joe’s claim to have not been aware any request for added security in Libya, to me, is more damning than ignoring it. If what the oh so Slow One said is true, fire Shrilldabeast the enabler Clinton immediately.

An undeniable truth, contrary to what Slow Joe the movie critics Biden says, the YouTube video Innocence of Muslims, now up to nearly 17 million hits thanks to the Little Barry administration covering its scrawny butt with it, had NOTHING to do with the attack on our Libyan consulate. The attack was a conducted by the very al Qaeda organization that Little Barry and the Slowest of All have been claiming for weeks “is on its heels.” The Libyan assault destroys that insane narrative. So it had to be covered up.