Debate proves only one man is qualified to be president

          

One of these is a picture of a grinning wild primate that screeches and flings his feces at visitors. The other is a picture by Daniel Hurst of a monkey.

As Lex warned yesterday, Slow Joe I didn’t vote for the two wars I voted for Biden is an odious dope. Through the first 15-20 minutes of the debate, I was hoping Paul Ryan would unload on Slow the pompous @$$ Joe. By about the 25 minute mark, I was thinking, hey just let this crap weasel filet himself, and he did.

Whatever points Slowest of Joes made were lost 2-3 fold by his abhorrent behavior. The only things missing from Slow Joe’s routine were a big red rubber nose, a loud squeeze horn, mismatched baggy clothes and a unicycle. Other than that, he was a perfect clown.

By the end of the debate, I’d expect that men wanted to punch the grinning bastard, knocking his store bought teeth into the back of his failed hair plugged empty head. If Mrs. Lex’s reaction was any gage, women just wanted him to go away as if he were Billy Boy Clinton exposing himself in a stall of the ladies room at the bus station.

The best take I’ve seen so far was from Greg Gutfeld who said Slow Joe was like the obnoxious drunk at the bar. Martha Raddazt was like the bar tender who just wanted the jackass to leave and Ryan was like the out of town salesman who just happened to walk into the place and got caught in the middle. I’d buy that if the bar tender also happened to be married to the obnoxious drunk.

Raddatz was horrible. She was totally in the tank, if not for Biden whom I’m sure she tired of quite quickly, then for the Dopes in general. She made you wish for Jimmy public money Lehrer. When Slow Joe wasn’t interrupting Ryan, Raddatz was. Her interruptions with follow ups were nearly exclusively directed at Ryan.

In three days the only thing that will be remembered from this debate are as follows:
1)  Slow Joe lied about the information the intell service provided on Libyan attack on our embassy.
2)  Slow Joe lied about the embassy not asking for additional security assets.
3)  Slow Joe lied about his vote on the Iraq and Afghan wars.
4)  Slow Joe was a complete unprofessional jackass inappropriately grinning and laughing his way through the murder of a US ambassador, record poverty in US and nuclear war. Late night comedians and Saturday Night Live will have a field day. Little Barry will sink further.

During an interview with Paul Ryan’s brother, Tobin, Greta Van Susteren asked why Ryan didn’t respond in kind to boorish Slow Joe’s behavior. Tobin’s answer is insightful. He said, Paul responded and acted the way we were raised. That’s AWESOME! When asked about slow Joe’s @$$clown routine, Tobin’s wife refused to comment on Slow Joe’s asinine behavior instead focusing on Paul. She remarked, one man looked presidential out there tonight.

Good point. Based on that debate performance, who do you want answering the 3 am phone call that your ambassador and three others are dead, the laughing hyena or Paul Ryan? Insta polls indicate Ryan would be the better the choice. CNN: Ryan 48% – NitWit 44% CNBC: Ryan 56% - D-bag 36%