Tuesday, October 16, 2012

It doesn't add up

2 + 2 = 4, right? No. 2 + 2 = whatever Little Barry says it equals. Take Benghazi, please…rim shot. Slowest of all Joes said during the debate, or, judging by Slow Joe’s body language, was it a comedy show? Anyway, Slow Joe said Little Barry and his Royal Slowness were only reporting what the intelligence was telling them happened in Benghazi when they were BSing their way through some crap line about a film.


We KNOW the State Dep was in real time contact with the embassy. State knew that there were no “protests” outside the embassy. State knew that the first sign of trouble in the Benghazi consulate was the armed assault itself. State knew it was a terrorist attack from the first minutes of the attack.

Now what did the intell guys tell Little Barry and his Slowness? They MUST have told them the BS line about the BS film. A film nobody had ever heard of prior to Little Barry BS story?

OK, as improbable as that is, let’s run with that. So State is saying the consulate attack was an act of terror, and intell is saying it’s as a result of some BS film.

What do you do next? Well apparently, if you’re Little Barry, you make NO effort what-so-ever to resolve the two stories. You just run with the BS story about the film for 10 days. You run off to NV to fund raise while Ambassador Steven’s dead body and three other Americans are flown home. If your Little Barry, you BS your way through the View, Letterman and a UN speech with a ridiculous line of crap. You send out the UN Sec to five Sunday shows to deliver the same crap line. The crap line is continued through a VP debate. 2 + 2 in this case is quickly adding to up to 8 or 9.

What you should have done:
- Cancel your NV fund raiser.
- Call in the boys from State and Intell. (I say “boys” because we all know girls don’t lie. Proof positive Shrilldabeast Clinton is actually a man.)
- Demand the two stories be resolved within 24 hours. Actually, it would only take 24 seconds.
- Address the American people from the Oval Office with the truth. There, 2 + 2 = 4.

Ahhh, but that would blow the carefully choreographed lie that al Qaeda is on its heels. OK then let’s go with the film crap line until AFTER the election.

Chris Wallace asked David Axelhead 3 times on Fox News Sunday if Little Barry met with the National Security Council before hopping AF 1 to raise money. He didn’t. How do I know? Because Axelhead wouldn’t answer the question.  That means Little Barry KNEW what the truth was or didn't want ot know.

This entire thing is lie upon lie, BS covered in BS. It’s so obvious even the lapdog media, try as they might, cannot pour enough perfume on the BS to cover the stench.

DEBATE

Undecided voter funny political cartoon

The Cube Nails it...again

Here’s how the debate goes tonight:

A Sandy Fluke type asking why heartless and cruel Mitt Romney will not pay for her contraceptives. That’s followed by the free cell phone lady telling everyone how great Little Barry is and how Romney “sucks.” Followed by ponytail dude asking why Mitt Romney he hates 47% of Americans. Followed by a “concerned mom” asking Romney why he wants to “kill Big Bird.” Followed by Candy Crowley complimenting Little Barry on his choice of ties.

In the end, Romney tells the Fluke girl, as a Georgetown lawyer she stands to make a 6 or 7 figure salary. We’re not borrowing money from China to pay for your birth control. Go to Wallmart. Take $10 out of your wallet and buy your own birth control.

He tells the “free cell phone” woman the phone is NOT “free.” Someone is paying for it. In the line of the night he says, Little Barry is not just wasting our money. He’s borrowing it from China and then wasting it.

He tells Ponytail dude he doesn’t hate anyone. The political fact is that neither he nor Little Barry will get 100% of the vote, but both will be president of 100% of the American people. Then he’ll ask Little Barry, what percentage of the American people do you believe are the “bitter clingers” you referenced in 2008? What percentage of the American people do you believe “didn’t build” their businesses or successful lives.

He tells “concerned mom,” Big Bird will be fine. Big Bird earns 800 million a year. He can afford to pay for his own TV air time.

Romney’s tie will obviously be better than Little Barry’s, so he’ll let Crowley slide.

The lapdog media will declare Little Barry the overwhelming winner and wonder why Benghazi never came up.

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