You cannot rust trust one thing the government tells you. Here's why.

Hey, just wondering:

What ever came of that Bowe Bergdhal investigation?  Dude!  That was, like, two yeas ago.

What ever happened to DoJ’s case against George Zimmerman?  Zimmerman’s reputation has been destroyed.  Mission accomplished.

What about the fast and Furious investigation?  Huh?  Really?  Are you still talking about that?

How about that GAO scandal in Las Vegas?  Well all of the people involved in that have retired and are drawing their full government pensions.

What about the IRS scandal that was at first an outrage, then a phony scandal then it turns out that there’s not even a SMIDGEN of corruption at the nation's most distrusted agency?  Lois Learner retired with a full government pension and has taken the 5^th because she did nothing wrong.

Who got fired at the VA for their complicity in the deaths of a score or more military retirees?  Well the head of the VA resigned and continues to draw his military pension.  Others quit and kept their pensions as well as their bonuses for killing off veterans who were just clogging up the system anyway.

What about Benghazi?  Who was held responsible for that?  Well of course the video guy was jailed for a year or more.  Now Trey Gowdy is running a purely partisan effort to rehash the same old points that have already been investigated several times.  It's all old news.  Move along.  Nothing to see here.

What about the 2 BILLION dollar TEScare website debacle?  Was anyone fired or held responsible that?  After a few “glitches” that system is now working superbly.  Sure it gets hacked everyday, but who doesn’t.  Sure there’s no way to tell  who is paying and who isn’t, but we’ll get that nailed down soon enough.  Sure there’s no way to tell if people receiving subsidies deserve them or not, but who cares about that.  The point is that the people we caused to lose their insurance to pay for people who didn’t have insurance are now getting their insurance at a much greater cost.  Mission accomplished.

What about the humanitarian crisis at he border?  What’s going on down there?  Border?  Are you nuts?  That’s old news.  Don’t you know, we are dealing with ISIS and Ebola now?  The border crisis is sooo yesterday’s crisis.  Even bringing it up indicates that you are a racist xenophobe.

OK well what about an open borders policy for countries with Ebola epidemics?  That’s strait up racism.  We have 3,000 ground troops fighting Ebola.  That's 3,000more than we’ve sent to fight ISIS.

OK what how’s the non-war war on ISIS going?  We’ll we won’t know the answer to that question until the midterms.  Our goal was to do just enough to satisfy the pro-American Neanderthals without peeing off our anti-American base.  We won’t know if we threaded that needle until Nov. 

OK well what about that Michael Brown investigation then?  Well we have the FBI, CIA, DoJ, EPA, DHS, IRS, Congressional Black Caucus, right Revs? Jessie and AL, department of sanitation, the ditz sisters at state (Psaki & Harf), Department of Treasury, the Secret Service and the park services all investigating the shooting of a salt of the Earth unarmed black teen by a racist cop serving on a racist police department in a racist city.  This is a tragedy of monumental proportion and The empty Suit will not rest until the racist cop is in jail for murder of an unarmed black teen. We will bring the full weight of the federal government down on this small community’s head until someone, anyone, is held accountable.

And they wonder why Americans have no confidence in their government.