Wednesday, January 31, 2018

PDJT saves the world Demo-Dopes boo

Nope.  Didn’t watch it, but judging by the reaction to it by all the right people, it must have been glorious. The “it” here is the SOTU address by PDJT last night.  If I were interested in these things anymore, last night would have been the perfect night to tune into MS-13-NBC and watch heads explode.

A quick check of the Interweb indicates that PDJT did not announce that bombing of N Korea would begin in 5 minutes, that he’s declaring martial law until “the memo” is released, that federal agents would begin checking “the papers” of Demo-Dope guests in the gallery etc.  He didn’t refer to Haiti as a sh*thole.  He didn’t fire Mueller on the spot. 

He did call unity.  He did call ask that congress work together.  Still the Dopes and their acolytes apparently seethed, sitting on their hands when record unemployment numbers were announced for blacks, walking out when chants of USA went up in the chamber*, working their phones while PDJT honored veterans and booing when PDJT called for an end to chain migration. 

NOTE*:  Think about that one.  Looooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeez Gutierrez reportedly stormed out of the speech when chants of USA went up from Republicans.  Only to return when chants of ISIS went up from Dopes I suppose.  Gutierrez joined 14 other Demo-Dopes who decided not to attend the event. The boycotting Dopes are said to have all trooped over to MS-13-NBC to act as expert analysts.  Social scientist found that when the Dopes stormed out of congress and arrived at MS-13-NBC the average IQ in both placed increased dramatically.

If the written accounts are correct, I think it was very bad night for the Dopes.  They carted in dozens of illegal aliens and sat stone faced while PDJT recognized American heroes.  That’s pretty much today’s Dope party in a nutshell.  They are the F-America first party.


I’ll look to see if the markets rebound today as an indication of the strength of the speech.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

FBI replaces one crook with another


Out with the old crooked FBI SOB!  In with the new crooked FBI SOB!Certain swamp dwellers are complaining that conservatives are trying to ruin the FBI’s reputation to taint crooked former FBI Director Boob Mueller’s investigation.  Conservatives are not “trying” to ruin the FBI’s reputation.  The FBI IS doing just fine ruining the FBI’s reputation with a line of dirty cops at the top longer than the line at the corner liquor store on the day welfare checks arrive.

Sports people marvel at how the New England Patriots can seemingly easily replace key player after key player without ever losing a step.  They’ve got nothing on the FBI these days.  Crooked cops at the top of the FBI seem to run three deep at every position.

Lying crooked as a bowl of overcooked spaghetti Andy McCabe is out as FBI Deputy Director. McCabe got canned after FBI Director Wray read the congressional report of his criminal activities with regard to investigations of crooked Shrillda the Hutt and PDJT. 

Hooray!! you say.  Sure as far as it goes.  But it turns out the guy who will take McCabe’s place – David Bowdich - is as big a dirt bag as McCabe.  Wray needs to send Bowdich packing within a couple of days and scoop up an untainted FBI agent far from the reach of Caligula, D.C. corruption as possible to act as Deputy Director.  The question is, is there such an agent left within the FBI?

Here’s my fear. When the FBI has lost Lex, barring a total purge, they cannot recover.  I wonder if AG Session and Director Wray realize that just a few crooks at the top can taint the FBI forever.  If Bowdich is allowed to stay more than 48 hours, my answer is, no they don’t.

Lex and others are not burning down the FBI.  Mueller, Comey, Rosenstein, McCabe, Strzok, Page and who knows how many other crooks are burning down the FBI.  For the crooks, the next best thing to running the FBI is ruining the FBI.  

They’ve been caught red handed (is that Chief Wahoo reference?).  So now the crooks are wandering through the halls of the J. Edgar Hoover building with boxes of road flares and 200 gallons of jet fuel.  Meanwhile Sessions looks on with a quizzical look as to say, “Hmmm wonder what those guys are up to?)  

Sessions should immediately make Wray the Deputy Director. PDJT needs to hire the last honest FBI Director - Louis Freeh – to clean house, charge the crooked bastards and very publicly send them to jail.

As for McCabe, he is going to get the Lois Learner treatment.  The crooked bastard will be living large off the American taxpayer for the rest of his lying thieving life.   


Why there are so few white rappers – explained
Obviously Mint Chip is the best.  The others, well is anyone else just embarrassed for them? But hey, I laughed.


Out with the old fake Indian. In with the new fake Indian



Chief Wahoo the - Uncle Tom looking - Cleveland Indians’ logo is out.  According to Seth Mandel, PDJT will nominate Elizabeth Warren to fill the vacancy at tonight’s SOTU speech.

VDH on conspiracy theories
Everyone knows Lex loves a good conspiracy theory and has launched a few of my own.  Well Victor Davis Hanson vindicates Lex in this great piece.  He left out The Empty Suite’s vendetta against Dinesh D’Souza though near the end.  We should remember that weaponization of the DoJ.


Monday, January 29, 2018

Sh*thole controversy resurfaces

Lex made another run at the sh*thole controversy after the letter under Lex’s brilliant response showed up in the JG this weekend:

RE: Joe Reese’s letter of Jan 27, 2018 “Strong language Vs. Profanity”

I have to laugh as Lefty Libs grab a powder and head for their fainting couches feigning horror because President Trump supposedly uttered a profanity to describe certain acknowledged hellholes around the world. 

First, Trump says he never said it.  Next, others present either don’t recall or deny hearing the word.  Last, consider the source of the story – well-known liar Dick Durbin who once compared US troops with Soviets running the gulag. 

We’ve all known weasels like Durbin.  American literature abounds with the type.  For me, Tom Sawyer’s half-brother Sid comes to mind.  Sid is a timid lying little tattle tale. 

So is Durbin.  Clearly not man enough to confront Trump on his own over the word, (and how could he if the word was never said?) what does Durbin do?  He runs and tattles on Trump to the Democrat Party’s equivalent of Aunt Poly, the MSM.

I think the outrage is manufactured because the same people pretending to be upset with President Trump’s language are perfectly willing use it themselves (CNN over 100 times in one day) to lambaste Trump while ignoring the outrageous use of “strong language” by their Democrat heroes.

You want some examples of Democrat “strong language”:

Ahead of Republicans passing LBJ’s civil rights legislation, Johnson supposedly said he’d wrap up the N-word vote (hint – the N is not for Negro) for Democrats for 200 years if he got it passed.

Former KKK Grand Kleagle and Democrat Senator for whom half the buildings in WV seem to be named after - Robert Byrd - once said on a Sunday talk show that he knew a lot of white N-words (hint – the N is not for Negros).

Jesse Jackson called NY City Hymietown.

Al Sharpton referred to Greeks as “them Greek homos.”

President Obama regularly used homophobic slang for a sex act to reference members of the tea-party.

For Joe Biden, passing the ACA was a big F-ing deal.

Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton both mocked and lampooned Indian convenient store owners.

None of it raised the least bit of concern for Democrats or their MSM lemmings.

So spare us the Lefty Lib virtue signaling. Until Libs are willing to drag their own over the same hot coals they want to roast Trump over, they are nothing more than hypocrites.  But if you took the hypocrites out of the Democrat Party, what would be left? 0.

Strong language vs. profanity
Almost more regrettable than Donald Trump's use of the term “shithole” to refer to entire countries or continents was the effort of certain of his supporters to justify use of the word. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen: “I don't recall him saying that exact phrase. I think he has been clear, and I think undoubtedly the president will continue to use strong language when it comes to this issue, because he feels very passionate about it.”
We now think of obscenities as “strong language”?
Little Johnny comes home from the second grade spouting dirty words that he may have learned that day from friends on the playground. You turn to your spouse, smiling, and say: “This is wonderful! Our child is learning to use strong language!”
Really?
You want strong language? Read Martin Luther King's “Letter from Birmingham Jail”: “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny.”
Now that's strong language.
So is President Abraham Lincoln's “a house divided against itself cannot stand.”
Henry David Thoreau wrote: “Shall I not have words as fresh as my thoughts?”
Maybe we do.
And that's scary.
Joe Reese
Retired teacher of strong language
Fort Wayne

PDJT almost fired Mueller
So what?  I almost weigh 400 lbs, can almost run a 4 second 40 yard dash, can almost bench press 400 lbs almost 40 times.  As a result the New England Patriots almost offered me a 40 million dollar contract, yet I'm broke.

Woman sues Walmart because thieves keep stealing African American products
“The mother of five children said she feels African Americans are being treated like thieves and criminals by having their most sought-after products locked up.
”  You may have unintentionally swerved into the truth there pumpkin. Now, think about it.

DoD has banned one my favorite web pages The People’s Cube.  If I were Gen Mattis, it would be required reading.  The guys who run the site are former Soviet propaganda artist.  Their take on the “collective,” “beet farming,” “shovel-ready shoveling,” “agitprop” (Best photoshoppers EVER!) et al are spot on and hilarious – which is why the Lefty Libs cannot stand them.  The comments section is always as entertaining as the “current truth.”    

The Cube has also been blocked by Facebook and Twitter.  Honesty, like so many other things, I do not understand how Facebook and Twitter work.  But I’m going to try to figure it out in an effort to get banned by them. 


PDJT’sDACA bid a ruse to smoke out Dopes and Grahamnesty
PDJT’s DACA offering is like throwing a CS (teargas) grenade in to the shadowy halls of congress. Every cockroach (about 532 of the 535) here-to-fore hiding out in some dank dark corner of the Capitol Building is now forced to run away from their hiding place and into the sunlight to escape the fumes. PDJT is standing outside calling, “Okay boys, let’s see what you got.”  Answer: Nothing.




Friday, January 26, 2018

PDJT for the steal

There’s good and bad in this deal as far as I can see.  If you’re of the mind that the “dreamers” – Ann Coulter Calls them “nightmares” – were going to stay no matter what, well then all can do is wring as many concessions as possible for granting legal status. 

So that being the case, the end to chain migration, immigration lottery, vetting of the “nightmares” over a 10-12 year period, cutting legal immigration quotas are all good ideas.  I’ve seen stories where e-verify is in there and other where it is not.  It needs to be in there. I also happen to think that this is as good a place as any to address the “birth right citizenship” of children born to illegals.  But, apparently no one else does.

Another good thing about this is that PDJT has just snatched the issue away from the Dopes who are in a knee-jerk tizzy over the proposal rejecting it out of hand and looking like the uncompromising azzbags that they are in the process.  All the right people are PO'd...again, and that's a good signal.  Predictable as the temperatures dropping 40 degrees ahead of an AlGore global warming speech, angry sad sack Loooooooeeeeez Gutierrez is calling the 25 billion for the border wall a “ransom.”  Okay.  Fine.  It’s a ransom.  Pay up. 

Aside:  I wonder if Loooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeez ever called striking union workers extortionist for demanding higher pay for going back to work.  A quick google search indicates that he has not.  So GFY Loooooooooooeeeez.  

Other Dopes are panning the deal in various ways, bitching about cuts in legal immigration, merit based immigration etc.

Aside II: Is there merit based access to congress?  Apparently not.  There can’t be.  How do idiots like Loooooeeeeeeeez, Fredrica the rodeo clown Wilson, Maxine with the first person ever to get a negative IQ score Waters etc. land access if there is?

Whether or not congress takes the deal, PDJT is the one who now looks reasonable.  Dopes are looking more and more like the obstructionist that they are.  If no deal can be made now, it will become clear that the Dopes would rather have the issue than fix the problem.  What they may not understand is that PDJT now owns the issue.  Maybe not with open borders F**K the USA crowd who Dopes pander to as their base but with reasonable people who vote.

As they say in these things, the devil is in the details. Is the 25 billion a lump sum?  I guess so if it’s in a “trust fund.”  Well how does the trustee get the money out then?

As Lex predicted, the number batted around of 800K has now grown to 1.8 million.  Can Lex’s prediction of 3 million be far off?  Where is the assurance that it will not continue to double every 2 months until it includes all of the 12-25 million ilegals?

My hope is that the Dopes continue to just say no through the 2018 election cycle.  They didn’t help with taxes.  They didn’t help repeal and replace Robertscare.  They didn’t take the Nightmare settlement PDJT generously offered up.  Their base is a bunch of fringe lunatics more interested in the well-being 800K illegals than American citizens.  They think $1,000 bonuses are “crumbs.” They oppose the economic growth under PDJT.  They are behind the corrupt FBI/DoJ silent coup attempt on the duly elected POTUS.  They have no agenda other than PDJT sucks.  Let’s vote.

Just for the sheer entertainment value
Watch John Bolton – Lex’s pick for SecState - gut this idiot.

As Lex predicted
The Doomsday Clock has been moved closer to midnight by whopping 30 seconds and now stands at two minutes until the apocalypse. That’s almost enough to make a guy wanna sell his bitcoin shares in the next yard sale.

Who sets the Doomsday Clock? Come on you know they are all Prius driving, arugula eating, metro sexual, Pajama boy flaming Libs.  So I wonder if these lefty Lib geniuses realize that they are destroying the planet. 

How so Lex?  Well if I’ve only got two minutes to live, I’m going to turn up the heat, turn on all of the TVs to watch the damn thing and cook a burrito in the microwave.  If I’m driving, what the hell, floor the damn thing and be done with it.  The resulting carbon explosion from people who think they have only two minutes to live will actually be what – according to the left anyway – kills off the planet.

What?  It’s a metaphor, you say - not literally the end of the world.  Well that’s even worse.  In the scenario above people will only be toxic carbon bombs for a few minutes until they realize it’s only a – what did you call it – right, a metaphor.  I call it Lefty Lib BS.  

Now Lefty Libs are going to be going around for the rest of their unhappy lives with a “what the hell, we’re all going to die any minute now anyway, might as well eat a steak and drive an Escalade and go out in style” attitude about all things global warming. How will the left be able to destroy the US economy with bogus global warming fear mongering if everyone thinks the end is so near anyway?

Kim Jong Un is probably looking at this as the go ahead for starting a nuclear war.  “What the hell, everyone gonna die anyway any minute now.  Might as well get two minutes of credit for end of world.”

This doomsday clock is the worst carbon emitter, worst advertisement for starting a nuclear war ever!

This thing is far worse than the Benghazi video.  These people need to be jailed. 

Exit questions:  Does anyone else find it odd that this thing has been around since 1947 and never gone off?  Who would keep an alarm clock that didn't work for that long?   



Thursday, January 25, 2018

Don't talk to the Boob

PDJT says he’s looking forward to talking to special counsel Boob Mueller.  I hope he’s kidding.  I hope it’s a rope-a-dope like his pre-DACA/immigration made for TV meeting scheme that was a brilliant ploy to smoke out Lindsey Grahamensty and the Dick, Durbin and then kick them in the groin to the delight of his nervous supporters. 

My advice to PDJT is to just invoke the Bart Simpson defense:  I didn’t do it.  Nobody saw me.  You can’t prove anything.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

PDJT is not required to prove his innocence.  Boob Mueller is required to prove PDJT did something criminal.

I don’t know much, but I do know nothing good can come from sitting down and talking under oath to a guy whose job it is to ruin you.

But Lex, if he doesn’t have anything to hide, why not sit down for the talk?  Because, and this is very important, EVERYONE-HAS-SOMETHING-TO-HIDE.

Who knows what will come up in an interview of a special counsel that clearly has no bounds.  Maybe Stormy Daniels comes up.  Maybe they ask if PDJT if he really weighs 239 pounds.  If he says yes but it turns out he weighs 238 ½ pounds, it’s perjury.  Don’t effing do it.  Use the Lois Learner defense, “I have done nothing wrong, so I’m taking the 5th.”

Can you imagine the exploding lefty lib heads if PDJT took the 5th?  Just as joke on day one he ought to do it.  Sit back and watch the BS artists in the MSM go literally nuts then came back on day two and say, “Just kidding, but now you know what a lying, thieving, POS, azz weasel Lois Learner is.” 

Another tack would be if Mueller wants PDJT to come before a Grand Jury, PDJT responds, “I will if you will.” 

It would be a good chance to get one more good shot in on Shrillda the Hutt. PDJT should just say, “Sure I’d love to talk to Mueller.  I’d love to do it under the exact same circumstances as Crooked Hillary’s interview with the crooked FBI on her illegal, security compromising e-mail server.  No oath.  No cameras.  No recordings.  No notes.  I want to be able to bring into the interview everyone that the FBI has already interviewed, immunized, charged or made a deal with as my lawyers, and I want to be able say, ‘I don’t know’ and ‘I don’t remember’ as many times as I want to without fear of an obstruction or contempt charge.  So yeah, sure under those conditions I’d love to talk with Boob Mueller. Set it up.”


Carr may be on to something
What do you do when you cannot trust your secret police?


Wednesday, January 24, 2018

First register DACA recipients so we know the magnitude of the problem

There’s good news on the DACA front.  Chuckles the weeping clown Schumer has pulled a non-offer* to pay for the wall off the table.  Why is that good news?

Well first, it puts us on track for another government shut down.  This time, after the azzwippin he took from his lunatic base, Chuckles is likely to hold out much longer.  The narrative of the debate will not have changed though.  The Demo-Dopes will still be putting, (supposedly)800,000 illegal aliens ahead of a functioning government.  That’s bad politics in my view, Chuckles. 

There is a huge pitfall with any DACA legislation that I have not heard addressed.  Who will it cover?  We are told that there are 800,000 “dreamers.”  How do we know?

Prediction:  If DACA passes without strict guidelines for what constitutes a “dreamer,” that number will grow to over 3 million.

NOTE*: I say non-offer because according budget guru Mick Mulvaney, Chuckles only agreed to appropriate money not to actually spend the money.  That’s a pretty good indication of what a total sh*t Chuckles is.

Whatever else is included in any DACA agreement it ought to include a 30 day registration period, which could start today, whereby Americans can get a sense of the true magnitude of the program.  Before anything is done “dreams” must come forward and register and answer a few questions - in English.  Age?  Age when they entered the US?  Are the criminals who carted them over the border still residing in the US?  Where? Have you ever been convicted of a felony?  Do you have a job?  Are you drawing any kind of federal assistance?

Only after the dreamers have registered and we have some sense of the totality of the problem can rational decisions be made with how to deal with the problem.

In addition to the registration period, Lex’s guidelines include: 

Anyone 20 years of age or older who entered the country in the last 10 years are not dreamers.  They are criminals.

No chain migration.

No immigration lottery.

No birth right citizenship.

No “path to citizenship” other than taking your cheating azz to end of the legal immigration line.

100% funding of the border wall.

Seriously, who gives a sh*t if DACA is never settled?  The only people who care are the criminals it effects and the Demo-Dopes - who care only in so far as DACA will prove to be a voter wind fall for their efforts to destroy the country.

My guess is that if Chuckles holds out long enough on any government shut down over DACA, Dopes will take another azzwippin in Nov.  In addition, he will force the Republicans to follow the constitution and resort to 51 votes to pass a budget.  

So far, I see no down side to shutting it down. 

But Muller is a Republican
I’ve heard that argument invoked a number of times to give FBI crook Boob Muller credibility he does not deserve.  Calling a crook a Republican does not make the crook any less of a crook. 

I do not know what the findings of Muller’s investigation will be.  Maybe justice will be served and Muller’s team will indict Billbo and Shrillda and the entire board of the corrupt Clinton Foundation.  Maybe Podesta, Comey, McCabe, Rosenstein, Strzok, Abidin, Lynch et al get charged for their crimes and world order is restored.  Color me skeptical of that outcome.   

Is Muller a Republican?  I don’t know.  How can we tell?  I suppose Muller could be a Republican in the same sense Colin Powell is a Republican or David Brooks at the NY Times is a Republican or Anna Navaro at CNN is a Republican. I suppose Muller could be a Caligula, D.C. ruling class uniparty insider azzbag Republican.  None of that makes me feel any better about his ability to conduct a fair investigation.

What I do know is that Muller is conflicted investigating his one-time friend – Jimmy the fib Comey – and should have never taken the special counsel job in the first place.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

The FBI is crooked, the nation weeps

The FBI is crooked.  Lex has been making that allegation since Jimmy the fib Comey’s famous “however.”  After outlining a mountain of evidence of wrong-doing against Shrillda the Hutt with regard to the use/abuse of her private e-mail server, Jimmy the fib’s “however” allowed the perp to slither away untouched by her breach of national security. 

The FBI is crooked.  We are learning this morning from Strzok/Page e-mails that a secret society – a cabal if you will – formed inside the FBI and DoJ.  They met the day after the election to plot against P-electDJT.  That would be treason, no?

The FBI is crooked.  The utter arrogance of these people is stunning.  To put this in perspective, some number of FBI agents and DoJ officials met after the election to plot a means whereby they (at most a 100 maybe a 1,000 tops) could cancel the legitimate votes of 63,000,000 Americans.

The FBI is crooked.  How do you go about shutting down the crooked FBI?  It is after all the FBI that investigates white collar crime that violate federal law.  Who investigates the investigators?

The FBI is crooked.  The Hoover building needs to be surrounded by Federal Marshalls, computers seized and the entire staff escorted to the door. 

The FBI is crooked.  Rumor has it that current FBI Director Wray threatened to quit if Deputy FBI Director and crooked cop Andy McCabbe were to be fired.  AG Jeff Sessions should save Wray the trouble.  Sessions needs to fire Wray himself and bring in the last honest FBI Director, Luis Freeh, with the mandate to quickly restore integrity to the FBI.

But make no mistake about it, the FBI is crooked. Crooked as hell. 




Monday, January 22, 2018

The Chuckles the weeping clown Schumer Shutdown

Lex and Mrs. Lex are government pensioners.  As such this blog site is shut down until I/we start getting paid again. Oh what the heck, I’ll throw in a couple of freebies for the 4 loyal readers. 

I view the shutdown the exact same way I viewed the demise of the Intereweb after the so-called net neutrality rule was revoked.  That was supposed to be the end of the Interweb. what’s changed? Nothing that I can determine. 

I expect the same will true with the government shutdown.  Except for hyperventilating “news” people covering the “Closed due to government shut down”* polar bear exhibit at the National Zoo, nothing will change. Until we blow through our meager savings nothing.  About 2 weeks before the saving are gone I suppose I’ll have to answer a help wanted ad somewhere. 

What I won’t do is sit around waiting on the stupid Caligula, D.C. ruling class uniparty azzwipes to pull their heads out of their butts.

NOTE*:  What usually happens to the government employees in these things is that all “none essential” personnel are sent home.  Then when the government is reopened they are paid for the time they were off work.  That practice would end in my department.  I’d issue a notice, “You are all essential or I would not have hired you.  Any of you can leave if choose to, but, when this thing ends, you will not receive one dime of compensation for sitting at home when you were supposed to be at work.  If you want to leave that’s fine.  I will fire as many of you who choose that route as possible but I will not pay any of you for staying home.  Now, get back to work, and have a nice day.”

Note**:  I've been to the National Zoo.  It was a National Embarrassment.   

Why I’m taking Social Security at age 62
1. Because I can.
2. Because, at 62, I’ll still be fit enough to spend some of the money.
3. Because no one is guaranteed another tomorrow.
4. Because even if I make more money if I wait until 67, I’ll be about 82 by the time I break even with an early draw.
5. Because actuarial tables indicate that the overall income drawn is about the same no matter when you start to draw.
  
When Mrs. Lex asked “So, whatta you gonna do with your first check?”  I actually proposed a party for Lex jr and his friends.  She asked why.  I said because drinking a beer and having a slice of pizza paid for by my SS check would be as close as any of them would ever come to seeing a dime of the money they have contributed to that disgusting Demo-Dope run Ponzi scheme.

Does this sound familiar?
The FBI lost/cannot retrieve certain e-mails exchanged between crocked agent Pete Strzok and his FBI agent girlfriend.


Shrillda the Hutt’s sh*t goes missing.  Lois Learner’s sh8t goes missing.  Pete Strzok’s sh*t goes missing.  What the heck is going on?  It is all crooked as hell.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Even if 100% accurate, nothing will come of congressional memo

Several of my go to Interweb sites are ablaze with the notion that there is a congressional memo out there that will lead to high level firings at DoJ and the FBI.  They claim the memo may also lead to jail time for certain perps and the end of the Muller investigation.

Wow sounds like a magic bullet. I do not believe in magic.  So it’s impossible for me to believe in magic bullets.  Even if the memo is released and is every bit as damning as web pages indicate, nothing will come of it.

Let’s go over this again.  Is Lois Learner in jail?  Is anyone in the FBI or DoJ in jail behind the Fast and Furious fiasco?  Other than the video maker, did anyone go to jail for Benghazi?  Is Shrillda the Hutt or any of her lying azzbag cronies in jail for their illegal activities that compromised national security?  Did anyone go to jail for the unmasking of Trump staffers caught up in fraudulent FISA warrants? 

Not only did nobody serve time for any of these dead to rights crimes, no one was even charged, indicted or tried.  The worst cases are Lois Learner is living out her days on hefty government pension and the FBI DoJ stooges involved with Fast and Furious were reassigned to other cushy jobs.

Don’t get me wrong, I believe in hope.  My hope is that every one of the criminal deep state azzbags – including Muller - is arrested on Sunday morning in a nation-wide highly publicized FBI raid.  I just do not see it happening.

Here’s why.  This is totally unrelated but serves to make the point.  The congress is working on a bill to keep the government from shutting down.  How does it come to this 3-4 times every year?  It’s a ploy by deep state azzbags to screw you.  People do things in a crisis that they otherwise wouldn’t do.  Grandpa’s priceless leaded tiffany lamp becomes totally dispensable when the rowboat transporting it and you to a new home begins to founder.

The deep state azzbags create these national emergencies every year as cover to do stupid stuff “to avoid the disaster of government shutdown.*”

Now how is the “disaster” to be avoided?  Amnesty to 3.6 million illegal aliens.  It’s not the 800,000 “Dreamers” Chuckles the weeping clown Schumer is trying to drag into the mix. It’s all illegals, and deep state weasel Lindsey Grahamnesty is ready to go along with it.  No doubt amnesty will include “a path to citizenship” and 3.6 million new Demo-Dope votes – enough to destroy the country for good.

Next, when PDJT accurately points out the undeniable truth about fake news and certain countries in the world being sh*tholes the deep state – Dope and Rat estab. Rep alike - and the MSM react in lockstep to condemn the utterance of truth when it comes to media coverage and immigration policy. They are all in cahoots.

Conspiracy theory 1-18:  The point here is that the deep state is the Caligula, D.C. ruling class uniparty and the people named in the memo are all part of the deep state operation to take PDJT out. Nothing will come of a memo exposing deep state criminals to the deep state “investigators.”   They already know/knew everything contained in the memo because they were in on it. 

NOTE*:  I'm still for shutting it down.  Let's see how Republican handle a shut down.  Will PDJT cancle White House tours?  Will open air memorial be fenced off?  Will tickets be handed out to motorists who stop to take pictures from the road at a national park?  Let's see.  

After killing it at PDJT’s 2017 Fake News Awards, CNN is off to roaring start for 2018
CNN’s Jim Acosta, after being cut to the bone by PDJT’s “2017 Fake News Awards,” was reduced to a Pee Wee Herman taunt – “I know you are, but what am I?”

Now in the running for 2018 Fake News Award (Fake) Dr. Sanjay Gupta.


Thursday, January 18, 2018

The problem is the news is fake, not someone pointing out that the news is fake

According to the flaky Jeff Flake when the MSM lies, you are like Joe Stalin if you point it out.  Of course the 187 year old John McCain agrees.  Anyone holding the MSM accountable for reporting the truth is the real danger to democracy – not the wholly owned subsidiary of lying thieving Demo-Dope Party we refer to as the MSM.

What is amazing is that while these two out of touch bozos are blasting PDJT who regularly blasts the MSM for bias reporting (90% negative coverage during a booming economy and the shellacking of ISIS) while for asking the MSM to report the news accurately, PDJT has made himself available to the very news outlets he blasts. 

Jim Acosta of the very fake news CNN got booted from the Oval Office for being an obnoxious boor.  He whined that “What occurred reminded me of something I would see in a different country. Certainly not at the WH. Certainly not in the US.” 

Let’s do thought experiment combining flaky Flake’s Stalin analogy with Acosta’s “let’s see how big a  douche I can be” routine.  Joe has Acosta and other MSM for a photo op to cover the meeting of Uncle Joe and Soviet war hero Gen Zhukov.  During the photo op Acosta begins peppering Uncle Joe with questions, “Is it true that you had nearly 250,000 Soviet citizens killed during your purge before WWII? Did you really kill 38,000 civilians in Budapest?  What about the more than 100,000 Poles you are said to have had murdered?”

First off I think it becomes clear that flaky Jeff Flake is an idiot for comparing anyone but Pol Pot, Hitler, Moa, and other despots to Stalin.  Certainly not an American president.  Then there’s the utter absurdity of PDJT being a bit like Stalin with regard to his treatment of the press.  Had Acosta asked Stalin any question other than “How great tho art?” he’d been grabbed and tortured before being killed off in the most inhumane manner possible. 

Once again what has these boobs’ shorts in a knot is that, like the sh*thole comment, what PDJT says about the press is 100% accurate.  Unlike other Rat establishment Republicans PDJT is not just going to sit back and let weasels like Jimmy hey look at me I’m tough on PDJT Acosta control the narrative.

Here are PDJT’s Fake News Awards – all undeniably true. PDJT got 90% negative stories in his first year in spite of the list of accomplishments noted at the end of the awards.


How is possible to have a booming economy and ISIS on the run and still get 90% negatives?  Easy - MSM bias.     

Posturing douche Corey Booker is dead wrong – (take off glasses look shocked)*
Hey Corey!  Dry your eyes, put down your cymbals and read (if you can) this.


Then this.  Much of Africa is a literal sh*thole.  And yeah, Western Culture is much, much better.



*NOTE:  That headline is a Ted Baxter reference from the MTM Show where the quintessential pompous know-nothing “newsman” Ted Baxter (Played by Judge Smails from Caddy Shack who is really Ted Knight) - a dead-on forerunner of today’s pompous azzwipe jurnos - where he would read on air the stage directions imbedded in a news story from the teleprompter.  “There was fire in a downtown apartment building this morning (take off glasses; look concerned) fortunately no one was hurt.” 

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Senator Corey Booker from the sh*thole state of NJ wails tears of rage over PDJT's sh*thole remark and it's glorious

Cory Booker blew his nose and wiped his eyes of the tears of rage that had weld up when the Dick, Durbin told him that PDJT referred to countries that are undeniably sh*tholes as sh*tholes.  Cory screamed, “It’s HELL HOLES you racist bastard.” 

Just as an aside, you gotta love PPDJT.  He sends Cory Booker into a wailing tear filled fit of rage by calling sh*holes sh*tholes.  These are the very people telling us PDJT is unstable.  Get a grip Corey.  You are looking like an unhinged douche.  PDJT should double down with a tweet this morning: “Oh, by the way Corey, many places in your state – NJ - are sh*tholes as well.”

Then Booker proceeded to go off DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen at her senate hearing yesterday.  Dopes in general were more concerned about PDJT calling certain sh*thole countries in the world sh*tholes than they were with anything pertaining to Homeland Security. 

Booker claimed 73% of something over some period of time were committed by white supremacists.  He went on to air a long list of high profile “white hate crimes.” Nice try Corey.  Get your hanky ready for more tears of rage: the simple fact is that blacks are 27 times – that’s twenty-seven – that’s one score and seven -that’s two – seven – times more likely to target whites for their criminal activity than vice versa. 

So go F-yourself you bald headed whining little crybaby.  Take your faux outrage to Chicago where blacks are doing their level best to kill each other off as quickly as possible as the Demo-Dope party stands by and watches.  What Chicago needs is a whole lot more of the civilized cultured behavior found places like – dare I say it – Norway and whole lot less of the uncultured, uneducated, feral behavior found in sh*tholes like northern Africa, Hati and the Middle East.

As I watched the video above it reminded ofthis.  Yeah it’s totally racist, but only if you think the pics Dopes used to lampoon GWB below are racist.



Obviously the Dopes think that they have a winner here.  There closing argument being, “You just cannot call a sh*thole country a sh*thole.”  Well I think maybe you can when it’s true.