Conspiracy theory XX-14: Monica

There is conspiracy theory that goes; Monica Lewinsky published her piece in Vanity Fair to “clear the decks” for the Shrilldabeast 2016.  The theory goes - should the subject come up in the 2016 cycle, the Beast will be able to say, “That’s old news.  We heard ‘the last word on that’ from Monica back in 2014.”  To transpose a famous leftist line onto the Monica scandal – the debate is over.

I guess that’s OK as far as common conspiracy theories go, but it’s not nearly convoluted enough for my taste in conspiracy theories.  I find it difficult to believe that the Clinton’s approached Monica.  After what they did to that poor woman, I find it difficult to believe that Monica would lift so much as a finger to help them even if their brains were on fire and running garden hose was right there.

To make this conspiracy theory “believable” there needs to be at least one more player, one Monica trusts and one who can be bought off by the Clintons.  Say someone at Vanity Fair on behalf of the Clintons floats the idea of the article to Monica months back.  Monica says “hell no.  I’ll wait until after the Shilldabeast enters the race or just before the election.”  Enter the Clinton rube.  Maybe it’s a trusted family member.  Maybe it’s a close friend.  Maybe it’s Linda Tripp.  Anyhoo, whoever it is convinces Monica, “You know now isn’t a bad to time to tell your story.  Get it out there go on a speaking tour right through the primaries and the election.”  Of course the Lapdogs conspire to again destroy Monica and the story dies a week after it’s published, and Monica returns to the relative obscurity of a perpetual late night show punch line.   Ahhhh, now there’s a conspiracy theory.

When asked last night on The Five if Monica would play a part in the 2016 election cycle former Dope strategist Bob Beckel said, “Jeb Bush won’t go there. Mike Huckabee won’t go there.”  That’s all I needed to hear to push those two names to the bottom of my list of possible candidates.  We need a guy or gal who will sink the Monica shiv deep into the Clintons every time the phony “war on women” meme comes up by anyone in the Dope party.  The go to line would be, “Monica Lewinsky’s boy friend’s wife’s husband IS THE WAR ON WOMEN.”

No doubt the lapdogs will be telling the Republican candidate that he cannot go after his opponent’s spouse.  Ha!  BS.  When the Billbo was running for president, he told us if we voted for him we’d get a buy one get one free.  We’d get Hillary in the deal.  Why in the world would we think it’s going to be any different now that Billbo’s door mat wife is running?  Billbo would be in the White House chasing interns and making policy for purely political purposes.  Shrilldabeast would be to Billbo what Russian "President" Medvedev was to Putin. Shrilldabeast would end up being Billbo’s sock puppet.  The last thing Republicans need in the coming cycle is someone who is going to play nice.

I am still at a loss to explain how it isn’t Billbo being cast out, lampooned, ostracized, and shamed over the Monica affair.  Monica wasn’t married.  Monica wasn’t older.  Monica wasn’t in a more powerful position.  Yet it’s Monica who takes all of the heat while Billbo enjoys celebrity status dashing to and fro raising money for himself and the Dope party.  That explains it.  As long as Dopes strain at the rope line to get a glimpse of the pervert and are willing to write checks to the accused rapist and convicted perjurer it makes not the tiniest bit of difference to them what despicable scum bag he really is.

Trust me. I'm a politician.

I do not need to go through the litany of lies to establish that King SFB is a liar – either that or a colossal dope.  I subscribe to the theory that he’s equal parts of both.  In any case why would anyone with a brain knowing his track record trust him - on anything?  If SFB – the same SFB that told you Robertscare would save you $2,500 - told you that water in the Dead Sea is salty, would you believe him?  Being such a shameless non-stop lying POS, I’d demand a taste before accepting SFB’s word.

Yesterday SFB shifted from an economy in ruin, a myriad of scandals, Robertscare disgrace, joblessness and a foreign policy in shambles to talk about – oh what is it these days – global warm-mongering/cooling/change.  So just one question, if you cannot trust this walking talking excrement smear on something he touts as his signature achievement, Robertscare, why would trust him on something in a very long list of things he KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT?

The latest thinking on global warm-mongering/cooling/change is that weather is going to become more extreme.  That’s the new way to attribute anything that may occur with the weather to global warm-mongering/cooling/change.  As Dr. Krauthammer said last night on Special Report, “If your theory proves everything, it proves nothing.”

A couple of years ago the global warm-mongering/cooling/change BS artists were worried about rising oceans and snowless winters from the Earth slowly turning into a cinder.  Remember AlGore’s famous “the Earth has a fever” BS?  All of that talk has mysteriously disappeared recently – which is really weird because we all know the science is settled and the debate is over.  If it’s so settled, why do the predictions keep changing?

Seems to me if the science has been settled for the last 10-15 years so would the predictions.  10-15 years ago, the oceans were due to rise causing wide spread flooding.  Today the draught in California is attributed to global warm-mongering/cooling/change.  10-15 years ago we were never going to see snow again.  Now, last year’s record snow in the east was caused by global warm-mongering/cooling/change.  Mindbogglingly stupid.

This is what we can expect until November.  Dopes will be throwing every issue they can dream up against the wall to see if anything sticks.  Sad thing is Republi-Rats are likely to play along with most of for fear of offending any of the protected classes which is everyone not working, worshiping or wondering how we slid so far so fast.

Caving to the minority

At Dartmouth College a fund raiser for cardiac care held by the Phi Delta Alpha fraternity and the Alpha Phi sorority was cancelled.  The fund raiser was quashed because one student – no doubt a member of the ultra tolerant left – complained about the fund raiser’s theme “Phiesta” - a play on the Greek Community and Cinco de Mayo the date of the fund raiser.  The crazy part is NOT that some BS artist nit wit complained.  You’ll always have that.  It’s far easier to bitch about and “be offended” by what other people are doing than get off the couch and do something yourself.   What’s absolutely stunning is that organizers caved to the nit wit.

The joyless soulless nit wit complaining about the fund raiser, junior Daniela Hernandez, not content with her own misery wanted to share her dysfunction with as many people as possible.  So she claimed to be offended by the “Americanization of Cinco de Mayo and its construction as a drinking holiday in the United States, cultural appropriation and the inappropriate usage of cultural clothing, and the exploitation of groups of people and cultures for the sake of business opportunities.”  So FUBAR on so many levels.  Where to start?  How can this person with such poor reasoning skills be attending an Ivy League College?  Can you say, Affirmative Action?

First off Hernandez and her hyper sensitive 4X d-bag ilk ought to be ignored every time they open their sewer slits to spew forth their ignorance.  Idiot is offended by Cinco being depicted as a drinking holiday.  No matter that that is exactly what it is for the vast majority of people celebrating Cinco.  That said, the fund raiser was to include VIRGIN pina coladas and strawberry daiquiris making it possibly the only alcohol free Cinco in North America.  Then queen of the easily offended whines about “cultural appropriation and the inappropriate usage of cultural clothing.”  According to the flyers, the only “cultural appropriation” going on at the fund raiser would be the offering of traditional Mexican food and drink.  There was nothing saying that one MUST show up in a sombrero and serape to be served.  Hernandez needs to watch this piece.  Apparently, her fellow leftist a-hole travelers think it’s racist if white people don’t like Mexican food.   Hernandez’s last FUBAR complaint is about “exploitation of groups of people and cultures for the sake of business opportunities.”  Idiot!  It was a FUND RAISER for cardiac care.  Exactly what “business opportunity” is cardiac care?  Oh yeah, now that she’s had the fund raiser cancelled, what plans does Hernandez have to raise money for the cause she got cancelled?  Word is the idiot is planning a St. Patrick’s Day blow out that will include Irish stew, corn beef and cabbage and green beer.  Only those dressed as leprechauns will be served.  Asked if he would attend such a fund raiser straight, white, Christian, male Timothy O’Brien said, “Hell yeah I would.”

But as I said, it’s not the fact that some leftist lib moron is objecting that makes this story remarkable.  Someone will be there to complain about everything.  If Jesus Christ returned today and decided to give us a second chance -  if He returned us to days of Eden.  Sandy Fluke would still be complaining about free birth control.  Some woman would be complaining that Christ returned in the form of a man and Hernandez would be bitching about Christ wearing sandals - a clear exploitation of Mexican cultural clothing.

Whiners are not extraordinary.  What is extraordinary is that organizers decided to cave to Hernandez.  Phi Delt president Taylor Catchcart explained why the Greek organizations folded:

“We felt that the possibility of offending even one member of the Dartmouth community was not worth the potential benefits of having the fundraiser.”

“Even one member?”  YGBSM.  What if someone was offended that you cancelled?  What then?

A couple of post under, Lex notes that America has become a nation that is governed by the will of the minority.  This is a perfect example.  One lousy left lib whines – which by the way is their natural state – and everyone says OK.  If Daniela doesn’t want us to find a cure for cancer, well then there’s nothing we can do.  After all we do not want to offend even one member of the Dartmouth community.  Talk about minority rule and apartheid, Cambodian War hero John Kerry needs to get to Dartmouth.

Last, Condalisa Rice stepped aside as the graduation speaker at Rutgers U.  Some oh so tolerant minority of leftist had their shorts in wad because the university would dare invite the first black female SecState onto campus.  No.  Wait.  Make that first black female Republican SecState onto campus.

Are we ever going to reach a point where we politely tell whining leftist d-bags, “Oh that’s nice.  Now, go away please.”  I cannot see it, particularly on campus.

Monday morning stuff

Excrement birds of a feather
After reading Lex’s post next under, Breitbart dug up this gem on ruling class Caligula D.C.insider Republi-Rat Thad Cochran.  Arrogance.  That’s the word that best describes these ruling class hypocrites from Harry the roach Reid and 99.99999999% of Dopes through Thad Cochran and 96.9898989898% of the Republi-Rats.  Sadly, 98% of the Caligula D.C. ruling class excrement bags are arrogant birds of a feather.

Government power run amok
Ponder this article by George Will for just a minute.  Essentially, what Will’s article tells us is the government that supposedly works for us can seize our property for any reason or even no reason at all.  Then, contrary to what is believed to be “the American way,” it is not incumbent upon the government to prove us guilty of a crime.  It is up to us, at our own expense, to prove our innocence.  I have to suppose many innocent victims of the jack-booted militarized local police do not have the means to resist such a legalized government theft scam and forfeit their property without a fight.  Not because they are guilt of anything, rather they simply lack the means to resist. That situation in turn may be used by authorities as an admission of guilt.  I can just hear some Barney Fief chief of police with four stars on his collar at a press conference, “Well we seized Mr. Innocent’s house, boat, cars and bank accounts.  The fact that Mr. Innocent hasn’t obtained legal counsel to challenge the bottomless pit of money and full weight of this city’s government is an indication that he was up to no good.”

FSU could not care less about Jamis Winston
How do you know that Lex?  Because, the last thing we are likely to see is a six game suspension of Winston from the football team for his latest in a long line BS behavior.  What does a caring and loving parent do to child who acts like Jamis Winston?  Those parents will punish their children for such behavior.  Why?  Well parents want what’s best for their children.  They know at some point if the behavior is not corrected the child will get into serious trouble.  Since he demonstrated that he could hit, shoot, throw, run with and kick a ball Winston, like many pampered elite athletes, has probably never had anyone tell him no.  As a result he now thinks the universe revolves around him.  His behavior is getting worse and his bad behavior is getting more frequent.  I’d estimate that FSU and their football supporters could not care less if Winston ended up in jail doing 20 to life as long as the sentence was handed down after a second Heisman Trophy and National Championship.  We’ve seen this story before with Maurice Clarett and Aaron Hernandez.  Clarett has turned his life around after a stint in jail.  Hernandez probably will not have that opportunity.  If Winston continues the trajectory that he’s on, it cannot end well for him.  If FSU cared one wit about Winston outside his ability to throw and rush a football, they’d hammer right now, and hammer him good.  They will not do that.  They’ll cover for him and themselves with talk of “second chances” and doing what’s “best for the athlete.”  It’s all BS.  A good parent doesn’t cover for their child’s bad behavior.  They make them accept the consequence for that behavior.

The constitution protects minorities from the majority. What protects the majority from the minority?

The cloistered America ruling class cannot stand being around the commoners that are supposed to be the ruling class’s boss.  Harry the roach Reid once complained about the smell in the Capitol Building during the summer tourist season.  That’s weird for a guy doing his business in the “people’s house.”  Long-time IN senator Dick Lugar had such low regard for the people he represented, he didn’t bother to maintain a home – even the fake kind like the roach keeps in NV – in his “home state.”  The roach lives full-time in a hotel suite in Caligula D.C. by the way.

That got me to thinking: How separated are “We the people” - a huge majority - from our tiniest of minorities - the ruling class nit wits running government?  I’d say we’re pretty far removed.  We have become so separated, with the ruling class swells occupying 6 of the ten richest counties in America – the ones surrounding Caligula D.C., that Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry might even call America an apartheid state.  While the Caligula D.C. rulers have no stomach for securing our southern border against the chaos occurring there because that would be raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist, I’m quite certain they’d entertain building a 12’ electrified double fence around Caligula to keep the hoi polloi at bay, keeping the air in Caligula pure enough for even the roach’s delicate olfactory senses.

We have a constitution that supposedly protects the citizens from government overreach.  It protects the inalienable rights of US citizens.  It protects the minority from the tyranny of the majority.

What the Constitution has failed to do recently is protect the majority from the tyranny of the ruling class minority.  We have had Robertscare foisted on us unilaterally by the Dopes with barest of ruling class majorities.  We’ve had unelected ruling class judges willy-nilly striking down referenda - passed by substantial majorities of the people - on constitutional grounds that do not exist.  The will of the people is effectively trumped by the emotion of one or two ruling class dopes in robes.  According to the dopes in robes, it is perfectly legal for Blockbuster to require you to produce an ID to rent a $2 movie, but it’s totally unreasonable for a state to require an ID to protect one of our most sacred rights - our vote and the integrity of the electoral process.  The homosexual mafia, representing no more than 4% of the population, has so turned Constitutional protection on its head that homosexual marriage – not mentioned in the constitution – has come to trump the plain language found in the first amendment with regard to freedom of religion.   Minorities insist on amnesty for law-breaking invaders and the ruling class consents.  Minorities insist on unfettered publicly funded abortion and birth control and the ruling class consents.  Minorities insist that a higher percentage of government treasure be spent on government handouts and the ruling class consents.  Anyone who stands opposed to any of this and has the temerity to object, even in the mildest of terms, is labeled a raaaaaaaaaaaaacist, homophobe, misogynist and worse.

If objecting to the tyranny of the minority is all that, then yeah, I’m pretty much all that and worse to the core.

Last point.  The majority is interested in results.  The minority is interested in turning society on its head.  If I need a cake and run across a baker who will not bake it for me because I’m just too darn handsome, I’m more likely to pull out the yellow pages and find another baker than I am to sue the first guy.  I want a cake not a law suit.  Minorities it seems are always in search of a dope in a robe willing to be their useful idiot in punishing all of society for some person's perceived slight to them.  Grow up.  Move on.

Racists, executions and the minimum wage

Race in America
Lex has noted that a lot of the racists in America are black.  Reference the “knock out” game/criminal assault.  While black race baiters complain about Donald Sterling, who at least did not assault anyone, black teen agers were beating a white kid on his school bus.  The only thing missing from the story is the assurance from the police that there was no racial motivation for the attack.  Racist Dope Congressman Bennie Thompson let lose a long racist diatribe equating disagreement with King SFB and Eric the wad Holder’s backazzward economic, criminal, legal and foreign policies with being a raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist.  It makes no difference what eff up total failures those policies are.  If you disagree you’re a raaaaaaacist.  Period.  That’s weird because SFB and the wad are themselves such racist BS artists.

Need the proof again?  Briefly then.  King SFB sat in Rev? Wright’s church for 20 years.  He didn’t wander in one Sunday and hear a typical anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-American rant found in that church? and say, “Whoa, that’s racist.”  He sat there with his family for TWENTY YEARS.  He only dumped Rev? Wright when the Rev? became a political liability or he’d STILL BE SITTING THERE.

For the wad’s part, he refused to prosecute a voter intimidation case against the New Black Panthers and famously called America a nation of cowards for NOT talking about race.  Huh?  That’s all we’ve talked about since I can remember.  We haven’t gotten very far on the subject because race hustlers and the Dope party need to maintain the status quo to garner 96% of the black vote.

Also, both SFB and the wad are fellow travelers with race hustling charlatan Al Notso SHARPton who once famously dropped this gem of ignorance on us:

“White folks was in caves while we was building empires... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”

As difficult as it might be, ignore the broken English, which is supposedly Notso’s native tongue.  Was it astrology or astronomy? Does he even know there is a difference?  No, he doesn't.  Idiot.  Is empire the right word?  As in Soviet empire, Roman empire, etc. which is sort of conquering people and forcing them to live under a rather harsh set of rules.  Idiot.

Notso’s comments Mr. and Mrs. America are very Donald Sterlingesque - straight up racism and homophobia.  But yawn.  The lapdog media has designated race baiting douche bags Revs? Hymietown Jackson and Notso SHARPton “leaders” for the black community.  As such, they cannot possibly be racists.   No matter how totally racist they in fact are.

For his part, Bennie Thompson is as racist as the black teens beating the white kid on the bus.

Botched execution
The state of OK botched the execution of convicted murderer Clayton Lockett.  Is botched the right word?  After all Lockett did end up dead, which was the intent.  So…  Well anyway, Lockett probably deserved to die for the heinous way he killed his victim Stephanie Neiman – burying her alive.  The ruling class has their shorts in a wad because Lockett suffered a bit before dying.  Some people’s reaction to that news is - good.

The investigation into Lockett’s death centers on the drug cocktail used in the lethal injection.  That reminds me of the SNL skit where all of the James Bond 007 villains are on a panel.  The question comes up, what would you do differently?  One says, "Just kill him.  No shark tanks.  No slow moving death rays.  No tying him to the tracks for the next train to run him over.  Just kill him."  The others agree.  If SNL can figure this out, why can’t the swells in government?

Why do we have these Rube Goldberg drug cocktails?  For goodness sake we can put a man on the moon but we can’t kill a criminal who desperately needs it.  I read a while back the most effective and humane way to kill a person is carbon monoxide poisoning.  The guy just goes to sleep and dies.  Just kill them.  Strap them in the back seat of a car, run a $3 garden hose from the exhaust through a window and start the engine.  Is that not high-tech enough?  No high suspense pictures of plungers of different colored drugs being administered to the prisoner.  To paraphrase Sherman (General Sherman not Mr. Peabody's tag along), execution is hell.  It cannot be refined.  Firing squads, beheadings and hangings have worked for centuries.  If the state doesn’t have the stomach for such things, maybe it shouldn’t be in the business of killing its citizens.

Minimum wage
A minimum wage bill died in the senate yesterday.  Good.  What business is it of the senate what some guy in Iowa pays another guy to swab the deck of his shop at night?  Why in the world would anyone with a brain think such a federal scheme would work or was good thing?  Even if it is a good idea, should the minimum wage for a guy in the back woods of Montana be the same as a guy trying to eek out a living in NY City?   Wouldn’t min wage, like most things, be better solved at the state level?   Why national?  All power to Caligula D.C.  That’s why.

Just how big a phony is Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry?

After insulting Israel when he thought no one was listening – a true window into someone’s soul, just ask Donald Sterling -  Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry said, "I will not allow my commitment to Israel to be questioned by anyone…”  OK Johnny big pants, I question your commitment to Israel.  There. Now what are you going to do about it?  Have me audited by IRS?  Oh jeez, sadly, that’s a very real possibility these days.

Kerry’s commitment to Israel is as phony as:
- his war record.
- - being sent into Cambodia by Richard Nixon.
- - the wounds for the, what seven or eight, Purple Hearts he put himself in for.
- his commitment to the troops when he voted against funding operations while troops were engaged in combat in Iraq.
- his asinine cover story for that vote of having actually voted for it before he voted against it.
- his commitment to hunting which was on full display when he asked an Ohio store owner, “Is this where I get me a huntin’ license?”
- King SFB’s commitment to Israel.
- the unnatural and perpetual orange “tan” of fellow phony traveler John boner head Boehner.

ASIDE:  While we’re on boner head Boehner.  Yesterday, no doubt after reading Lex’s scathing post on the subject, boner head Boehner walked back his immigration reform criticism of fellow Republicans a bit.  It turns out he was “just kidding.”  That’s too bad.  Aside from removing his skin with a cheese grader, I wasn’t.  Besides, it’s too late John boy.  10 seconds of candor trumps a lifetime of posturing lies.  When a lying sac-O-crap tells you he is going to do something, do you believe him?  So why in the world would you believe the same lying sac-O-crap if tells you he’s NOT going to do something?

Now, let’s get back to what a phony Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry is.  He is as phony as:
- that bowl of fruit that has been on grandma’s kitchen table for the last 15 years.
- a three dollar bill.
- professional wrestling.
- the “gold” bathroom fixtures at a Motel 6.
- the crab in a “crab meat omelet” at Denny’s.
- the flower on a clown’s lapel.
- the contest announcing that you’ve won a million dollars but need to pay a $1,000 administrative fee before your winnings can be sent to you.

In short Kerry’s commitment to Israel is as phony as Kerry himself.

Tuesday highlites

Lex warned of Republicans sabotaging their own chances in mid-terms
On the cusp a wave election in Nov ruling class Republi-Rats are going about sabotaging their chances in the mid-term election by totally peeing off their base.  While Dopes empty the jails to bolster Dope voting rolls before the mid-terms, Reps are making noise that they are willing to keep Robertscare and grant amnesty to illegal aliens.  Brilliant!   That’s exactly what the base has been demanding.  Idiots.  What’s next?  John boner head Boehner no doubt will declare that it’s time for more restrictive gun laws, revoke tax exempt status for religious organizations, declare polygamy and bestiality the same as traditional marriage and legalize euthanasia for “fetuses” up to two years of age.

Boner head Boehner should have that orange skin of his stripped off with a cheese grader for his willful stupidity.  Oh that’s harsh.  OK then, no tanning bed, cigarettes, or wine for a week John.  The result will be the same.  He’ll die a slow miserable death.

Crooked as hell US Attorney
US Attorney Loretta Lynch is looking to claim NY Republican Congressman Michael Grimm’s scalp.  After mysteriously holding Grimm’s indictment until after filing deadlines for NY’s congressional primaries, Lynch claimed, “as an accountant, attorney, former Marine and ex-FBI agent, [Grimm] was poised for success as a small business owner.  He made the choice to go from upholding the law to breaking it."  Lynch went on to huff, “[He] never met a tax he didn’t lie to evade.”

OK fine, throw the book a Grimm.  But if we’re going to go after business people who evade taxes by paying employees cash under the table, doesn’t that put every business employing illegal aliens at risk?  No.  It doesn’t. As we all know, salt of the Earth saintly illegal aliens and their compassionate employers are exempt from the law.  Republicans on the hand are targeted for extra special attention from the IRS, FBI, BLM, NSA etc. The 14^th Amendment doesn’t apply to conservatives.

The new Cliven Bundy
Are we nearing the point where judges need to be impeached for such stupidity?  I’d say we are well past that point.  If the ruling class swells in Caligula D.C. will not act against judges who steal people’s homes, reject the will of the people as expressed in legal statewide referendums, turn murders, rapist, and the worst vermin imaginable back on the community, how long will it be before aggrieved citizens shoot one two of them in the face?

Race
Well, just like everything else King SFB promised and subsequently turned into $h!t, we can pitch his “post racial” BS atop the SFB burning inferno that is destroying the US economy, gutting the military, ruining trust in government and making the US the laughing stock in the world.  Comments from Cliven Bundy and Clippers owner Donald Sterling have the race baiters in full throated outrage.  Yawn.  What else is new?  What Sterling should have done is walked up behind his girlfriend and knocked her out.  If history is a guide, no race baiting pant load would have said a word about that kind of behavior.  The exact same people feigning outrage at Sterling’s thoughtless racist comments are quite mute when black gangs beat the hell of white people.  The reaction when four black kids gang up on a white guy is always the same, “We don’t know believe the crime was racially motivated.”  BS.  Some of the biggest racists in the country are black, starting with Eric the wad I won’t prosecute “my people” Holder.  Then there’s King SFB himself who sat silent in church run by an anti-American racist POS.

The reason we make so little progress on race is that, like the Arabs in the Middle East, one side is dependant on the status quo.  If the race issue were truly addressed and solved the pandering Dope party would cease to exist.  So we continue to have one party offering equal opportunity and the other offering excuses, hand outs and assurances that the deck is stacked against anyone who isn't white, except Asians who do well and illegal aliens who get hired all the time, and Hispanics.  Other than that whitey hates everyone.

Two idiots, sadly, in leadership positions

Kerry
I was under the impression that the SecState’s job could be boiled down to warning off our enemies and defending our friends in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.  As JFK put it:

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.

Apparently Cambodian War hero John François Kerry hasn’t gotten the word.  He has turned JFK’s sentiment on its head with his – oh what’s the right word?  Dopey?  No. Foolish? No.  Asinine?  Close. I’ll need two words to capture Kerry’s utter idiocy – stupidly asinine comment that if Israel doesn’t make peace soon, it could become “an apartheid state,” like the old South Africa.  Notice how Neville Chamberlin Kerry places 100% of the burden for peace on Israel.

Here’s the problem to my way of thinking.  Short of disbanding itself as a nation state, Israel can not make peace with the Arabs in general or the Palestinians in particular.  How do you make peace with people who want to destroy you?  The only option is to destroy yourself and in the end when the deed is done say, “Israel is gone.  Now, can we have peace?”

Undoubtedly the answer from the Arabs will be a resounding HELL NO!  Without Israel, who can they blame for being an azzbackward state trapped in the 12th century and unable to pick up the trash or keep the electricity and water running?  Besides, by Israel committing suicide they have deprived Arab kids the heroic death of blowing themselves up in a Jewish pizza parlor or on a Jewish bus.  For that Arabs cannot forgive Israel.  Also, what are the Arabs going to do with all of the missiles Iran just sent them?  There’s no one left to indiscriminately shoot them at.

It’s rich that while Arabs are killing Christians and homosexuals in record numbers, forcing women or more accurately little girls to marry as early as age 9, mutilating their genitals, covering them from head to toe, stoning them for wandering about without a male family member escort, banning them from driving and voting this pompous colossal dumbazz saves his sole criticism for Israel.

Well here’s kind of a counter intuitive response to Neville Chamberlin Kerry.  How much better off would Arab people, nay the entire world, be if Arabs were forced out of the 12^th century - be it by apartheid or any other means?  Just because a majority votes to remain bound by a 12^th century logic of murder and suppression does not mean it’s OK or that the rest of us have to go along with it.  But for John boy and King SFB it’s all about supporting any foe against any friend.

Boehner
Blubbering crybaby nit wit John boner head Boehner mocking SOMEONE ELSE whining is like Clippers owner Donald Sterling, or Harry the roach Reid, or Eric the wad Holder, or King SFB calling someone else a racist.  Does Boehner the boner head - himself the biggest whining chain smoking drunken d-bag on the hill - have any idea what a Richard Cranium he looks like when he mocks SOMEONE ELSE for whining.  My goodness is there not one person on this cretin’s staff to hold up a mirror and say, “Uh, with all do respect, as a world class whining POS yourself, you’re kinda of the last person alive who should be ridiculing anyone else as a whiner.  Maybe you could try some of that male enhancement gel for a couple of months and see if anything will grow ‘down there.’  If it does, maybe you could spend a bit of your time taking on the Demo-Dopes and leave your own party out of your verbal assaults.”

OK I just went back and looked at the above.  It’s all pretty harsh and not in keeping with the “new tone.”  I don’t have time to clean it up now.  I’ll try to do better tomorrow.

Say it ain’t so Cliven

Just when you think you have something genuine, it blows up in your face.  Cy 7 Roger Clemens = fraud.  Live strong Lance Armstrong = fraud.  Jim Tressel = liar.  Tiger Woods = sex crazed addict and liar.  To name just a few sports heroes of mine that turned out to be not exactly heroes.  What's next?  Professional wrestling is fake?  Harlem Globetrotter's games are fixed?

Yesterday a folk hero fell when we heard the oddest line of logic about blacks since the 60s – 1860s that is - from Cliven Bundy.  According to Bundy blacks were better off as slaves.  Yes.  That’s what he said.  There’s no parsing it.  There’s no context that the statement can be placed in to make it sound even the least bit reasonable.

I am not shocked about what Cliven Bundy has said.  I’ve heard respectable politicians and even black leaders condemn what the federal welfare state has done to the black family as an institution.  Maybe that was the point Bundy was trying to make.  That is far cry, no make that an intergalactic cry, however from Cliven Bundy’s actual comment that blacks were better off as slaves.  Huh?  Really Cliven?

Using his own logic then, maybe Bundy would be better off under the onerous thumb of the federal government.  Funny how it’s always someone else who’s better off under the control of others.  That’s always the left lib argument.  (Insert victim group name here) are better off with a leg up in life and being wards of the federal welfare state than having nothing more than the equal opportunity in life to try their own hand at carving out their own niche.

Bundy’s comments remind me of a couple of old sayings.  The first is from comedian Ron White.  While describing an encounter with a local constabulary White quipped, “I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.”  Why in the world is Cliven Bundy holding forth on the state of blacks or anything else for that matter in America in the first place?   Just STFU.

The second was advice from a wise old Marine Corps colonel.  He told me before a particular decision briefing to a general officer, “Once the general agrees to your proposal.  Shut the projector off.  Collect your papers.  Thank him and leave.  If you keep on talking, you might just say something to change his mind.”  Cliven Bundy had won his point and should have just STFU, but he rambled on past the point of decision and now has lost much of what was gained.

Harry the roach Reid pounced on Bundy’s lunacy.  The roach has painted everyone who supported Bundy’s stand against an over-armed and over-zealous BLM as racists.  The despicable roach and his worthless no talent hatchlings are seizing upon Bundy’s incomprehensible statements to renew their plans to divvy up Nevada for their own profit.  Anyone who opposes their self-serving plan is now painted a Cliven Bundy type raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist.

It probably does not stop in Nevada.  Anyone who opposes any aspect of odious federal over-reach will now be labeled a raaaaaaacist along the lines of Cliven Bundy.

When I first commented on this story I noted that Bundy was stealing grazing rights.  In a later post I noted that Bundy was committing an act of civil disobedience which necessarily means he was breaking the law.  I continue to support his stand against the feds sending 200 armed storm troopers to seize his property, disrupt traffic, establish “free speech zones” and generally threaten and intimidate him and his family in order to collect an as yet undefined penalty.  

Cliven please issue a full, careful and sincere apology in writing and then just STFU.  It's not as if you are some type of Slow Joe Biden, Harry the roach Reid, Rev? Notso SHARPton  or Alec Baldwin left lib who can make repeated racial, homophobic, anti-American and anti-sematic slurs that will be ignored or laughed off by other left libs and their lapdog media whores.  

BLM draws attention to unlawful federal ownership of lands

The feds screwed up.  I know.  That’s not exactly a shocker, but rather a daily occurrence on a grand scale.  But the BLM’s heavy handed assault on Cliven Bundy exposed something I think most Americans were only minimally aware of.  That some thing is:  the feds own huge percentages of the western states.

The governor of Nevada is in fact governor of only 16% of the state.  The other 84% is under federal control.  By square miles, Nevada is currently ranked 7^th of the 50 states.  When you strip out the federal land, Nevada sinks to 42^nd.  Were I a politician in Nevada I’d make that an issue the upcoming election and every election until the feds relinquished their control of lands within the state borders.  Why do the feds control 84% of Nevada?  Under what constitutional authority is such a land grab authorized?

 

I suspect the land grab in Nevada can be summed up in four words (three words for Slow Joe Biden) – Harry the roach Reid.  No doubt the roach understands that it is much easier for him to conduct his underhanded land thieving under the lackadaisical watch of the feds than under the watchful eye of state and county land commissioners.  If the land were to revert back to state, the roach and his worthless no talent spawn might run into people who actually have an interest in how the state’s resources are developed.  That would definitely gum up the roach’s land thieving enterprise.

 

The feds are now thinking about taking on Texas in a land grab.  Big mistake.  Gov Rick Perry and State’s Attorney General and gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbot have told the feds in so many words to piss off.  That’s a good reaction by state officials.  It’s a bit harder for the Cliven Bundy’s of the world to stand alone against the onerous land grabbing federal government.  What Bundy has accomplished, if nothing else, is to draw attention to the obscene amounts of land the federal government unlawfully owns in the western states.

 

You’d think states like California, past the point of being just plain broke and well into whatever it is that comes next, would want the land and mineral, timber and water rights that accompanies that land as a means to ease their financial burden.  Of course in California they would just blow through the money and be right back were they are in a couple of years – but you get the drift.  There is money in the land.  If you don’t believe me, ask the lying thieving Harry the roach Reid.

This is the type of equallity that leftist libs hate

The Supreme Court upheld a Michigan voter endorsed proposition that affirmative action at state universities and state government jobs should end.  My first reaction was, what about all of the state referenda affirming traditional marriage that were struck down willy nilly by unelected federal judges.  In these cases a couple of judges canceled the votes of millions of state voters.  So will these cases get a second look from the Supremes?  I doubt it.  The homosexual marriage band wagon is the new borg sweeping the country.  In the true tolerant lib left style it assimilates or destroys all in its path.

The second thing that crossed my mind is the same that crosses every single thinking person’s mind when one of these cases comes up.  How is the affirmative action type of discrimination different from the garden variety back of the bus discrimination?   It is state sponsored discrimination.  Period.  Affirmative action is the true snap shot of leftist thinking.  We’ll encourage discrimination to end discrimination.

The Marine Corps used to celebrate black history month by promoting two opposing theories at the same time.  They would promote “equal opportunity” at the same time they promoted “affirmative action.”  When I pointed out the opposing points in the two promotions I was told to be quiet and get on board.  It was absurd and everyone knew it.  Affirmative action by design cancels equal opportunity.

The third thing that crossed my mind was how long do we have to live under affirmative action tyranny before past wrongs committed by people long dead against people long dead are sufficiently paid for?  Whites are due to become a minority in America in 2020 something.  Will it all end there?  No.  Government programs are harder to kill than Freddy Kruger.  Once established, they go on forever.  That’s why this election is import to unwind Robertscare before it is too deeply rooted.

It is totally lost on leftist that the solutions that they propose to problems NEVER solve the problems for which the solutions are first proposed.  Then, as the problems continue or get worse, the program itself becomes the leftist’s goal. Affirmative action: apparently no progress has been made on the most liberal of bastions - the college campus. Head Start: our schools get worse and we just keep getting dumber and dumber. Food stamps: rolls are the highest they’ve ever been.  Green energy subsidies: they blow up, catch fire and just plain do not work; energy is expensive and getting more so as coal is shunned in favor of solar and wind.  Sec 8 housing: still affordable housing problems persists. 10,000 EPA regulations: the Earth is still – what, warming or is it cooling again?  Problems persist or get worse, yet all the government programs designed to end the problem continue and grow with the problem.  In many cases the problem is actually subsidized by the program that is supposed to fix the problem.

Last, it struck me how many libs took the Supreme’s decision as a slap at affirmative action.  I wish it were so.  It wasn’t.  It was an affirmation of voters rights and states’ rights and said noting about the propriety of affirmative action per se.  It’ll be interesting to see how King SFB – Mr. Equal this and equal that – will respond to the Supremes telling the state of Michigan that they can have an equal admissions process to state universities if they chose to.

Something tells me King SFB is interested in Animal Farm equality where all animals are equal, just some more equal than others.

Quiet comtemplation Vs. napping

First off, I am NOT an intolerant leftist Dope and I DO NOT CARE how one practices his faith.  That is as long as they are not lopping off heads, blowing up pizza parlors, buses, schools, churches, mutilating women, stoning homosexuals, issuing death sentences against anyone and everyone who “blasphemes” their religion by, oh say, drawing a cartoon of their prophet etc. oh yeah or flying air planes into tall buildings.

ASIDE:  How great a prophet can one be who is so easily blasphemed?  Jesus was mocked, ridiculed, spat upon and died like a common criminal in the midst of common criminals.  Christians wear that experience as a badge of honor.  His image is dipped in urine and his mother’s likeness fashioned out of cow dung as “art” and the ONLY protest to such things is that public fund were used to create and display such non-sense but NOT the non-sense itself.  Try that with Mohammad.  Let Mikey Weinstein and the Freedom from Religion crowd go after Islam.  I’d love to see it.  It’ll never happen.  They are cowards who rightly know that their life expectancy is enhanced by limiting their attacks to Christians.  They are not so much against religion per se, but rather opposed ONLY to the religions that won’t lop their heads off as a matter of course for opposing them.

OK we’re out of that rabbit hole.  The purpose of this post was to lampoon Queen Wideazz.  Let’s get back to it.  Queen Mooch told Live with Kelly and Michael that Sunday’s were for napping over church.  What she really meant was, “Now that Rev? Wight isn’t available to damn America, white people in general and the Clintons in particular, we don’t go to church.”  Fine.  Fewer and fewer care about such things.

But napping?  How long does that nap last?  St. Vincent’s here in Ft. Wayne runs a Saturday night 5pm mass and 7:15, 9, 11, 12:45 and a 6pm masses on Sunday.  You’d have to be on one massive nap – perhaps a coma - to miss all of them.  I suspect that in Caligula D.C. you could find a service at about any hour of the day on Sunday, if you really wanted to find one.

Besides, aren’t most church services on Sunday in the morning usually around 11 o’clock?  Who gets up and then takes an eleven o’clock nap?  What time would you have to get up to make an eleven o’clock appealing, 4am?  Traditionally the Sunday nap is at about 2pm.  Isn’t it?  After chores before dinner.

The Mooch is an idiot married to a bigger idiot.  First off, Mooch, you don’t have to explain.  But if you choose to explain, make it something coherent.  How about, “We have found that our presence at a church service disrupts that service.  We don’t want to do that.  So we practice our faith here at the White House on Sundays with quiet contemplation (aka napping).”

Not to put too fine a point on it, I suspect that King SFB and the Mooch feel it beneath them to worship anything other than themselves.  Yes.  I really mean that.  I think they are so arrogant and full of themselves they see no point in seeking assistance from a higher source.  In their minds, they are the higher source.  We are the higher source we've been waiting for, if you will.

Monday's fast five

Liberalism summed up in a tiny piece of papyrus.
Some gal scientist discovered a tiny piece of papyrus that has Jesus saying, “my wife.”  No other context such as, “My wife is my church,” or “A man asked me, ‘Who’s that lady?’  That’s no lady.  That’s my wife.” Rim shot.  For libs the debate is now over.  No matter the mountain of evidence to the contrary that Jesus was not married or perhaps in this case the mountain of missing evidence that would surly exist if Jesus were married, dopes are quite happy to hang their hats on a newly discovered slip of papyrus.  It does not matter the dubiousness of the authenticity of the contrary speck of affirmative evidence.  That evidence is all that matters now.

For dopes that piece of papyrus is the like the vote count from Cook County, IL.  When asked how many voters were in the county, a Dope county official once famously answered, that depends on how many we need.  The new papyrus piece is like Liberals counting votes in Chicago or MN with Al Franken’s stolen election, the papyrus counts for and is weighted as much as necessary.

Here’s what Cliven Bundy is fighting for

The red is federally owned land.  How can Nevada even call itself a state?  It appears to be a wholly owned subsidiary of the federal government.  I think Bundy is on to something here.

Rules for cops and warriors are different.  So why dress cops like warriors?
For months Lex has been ranting about law-enforcement agencies and other government bureaucracies (most recent example is the BLM in Nevada) acting as if they were a Marine platoon on patrol in Fallujah. John fund takes on the subject in a more coherent fashion but arrives at the same conclusion.  From his piece:

Radley Balko writes in his 2013 book Rise of the Warrior Cop. “The war on drugs and, more recently, post-9/11 antiterrorism efforts have created a new figure on the U.S. scene: the warrior cop — armed to the teeth, ready to deal harshly with targeted wrongdoers, and a growing threat to familiar American liberties.”

One major problem with these SWAT units is that the unit is like the a new tool a guy buys.  He looks for excuses to use it.  You just can hear the calculus in the chief’s office.  “Well if we expect to get funding for our SWAT unit, we’d better get them out of the barn a bit more often.  Take them over to Elm to help get MRS. O’Leary’s cat down out of the tree.  While you’re there, kick down her door and conduct a warrantless search for drugs and that felon who escaped his work detail last week.”



This isn’t new stuff though.  Remember Elian Gonzales?  Remember Waco?  The ATF could have arrested David Koresh without incident when he went into town unarmed.  Some bone headed AFT idiot insisted on raiding the compound.  At the time, Wayne LaPierre referred to the ATF as “jack-booted government thugs.”  LaPierre was lambasted for that comment.  We probably should have listened way back then and put the breaks on all of these paramilitary government bureaucrats whose ONLY target is the American citizenry.

Michele Fiore for president
Sure would like to see a lot more Republicans act like this during an interview with the Lapdog media.

Useful idiots or traitors?
George Will says Lenin had a name for people like Snowden – “useful idiots.”  I’ve got name too and it applies to Harry the roach Reid as well – traitor.  Until we shoot a few, we will continue to have the problem.