Quiet comtemplation Vs. napping

First off, I am NOT an intolerant leftist Dope and I DO NOT CARE how one practices his faith.  That is as long as they are not lopping off heads, blowing up pizza parlors, buses, schools, churches, mutilating women, stoning homosexuals, issuing death sentences against anyone and everyone who “blasphemes” their religion by, oh say, drawing a cartoon of their prophet etc. oh yeah or flying air planes into tall buildings.

ASIDE:  How great a prophet can one be who is so easily blasphemed?  Jesus was mocked, ridiculed, spat upon and died like a common criminal in the midst of common criminals.  Christians wear that experience as a badge of honor.  His image is dipped in urine and his mother’s likeness fashioned out of cow dung as “art” and the ONLY protest to such things is that public fund were used to create and display such non-sense but NOT the non-sense itself.  Try that with Mohammad.  Let Mikey Weinstein and the Freedom from Religion crowd go after Islam.  I’d love to see it.  It’ll never happen.  They are cowards who rightly know that their life expectancy is enhanced by limiting their attacks to Christians.  They are not so much against religion per se, but rather opposed ONLY to the religions that won’t lop their heads off as a matter of course for opposing them.

OK we’re out of that rabbit hole.  The purpose of this post was to lampoon Queen Wideazz.  Let’s get back to it.  Queen Mooch told Live with Kelly and Michael that Sunday’s were for napping over church.  What she really meant was, “Now that Rev? Wight isn’t available to damn America, white people in general and the Clintons in particular, we don’t go to church.”  Fine.  Fewer and fewer care about such things.

But napping?  How long does that nap last?  St. Vincent’s here in Ft. Wayne runs a Saturday night 5pm mass and 7:15, 9, 11, 12:45 and a 6pm masses on Sunday.  You’d have to be on one massive nap – perhaps a coma - to miss all of them.  I suspect that in Caligula D.C. you could find a service at about any hour of the day on Sunday, if you really wanted to find one.

Besides, aren’t most church services on Sunday in the morning usually around 11 o’clock?  Who gets up and then takes an eleven o’clock nap?  What time would you have to get up to make an eleven o’clock appealing, 4am?  Traditionally the Sunday nap is at about 2pm.  Isn’t it?  After chores before dinner.

The Mooch is an idiot married to a bigger idiot.  First off, Mooch, you don’t have to explain.  But if you choose to explain, make it something coherent.  How about, “We have found that our presence at a church service disrupts that service.  We don’t want to do that.  So we practice our faith here at the White House on Sundays with quiet contemplation (aka napping).”

Not to put too fine a point on it, I suspect that King SFB and the Mooch feel it beneath them to worship anything other than themselves.  Yes.  I really mean that.  I think they are so arrogant and full of themselves they see no point in seeking assistance from a higher source.  In their minds, they are the higher source.  We are the higher source we've been waiting for, if you will.