The United Nations' report on anything is a joke

The United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change recently released part two of its four part story of the demise of man.  Just a couple of quick things before we get to some serious name calling.  First, how does anyone with a brain get by first three words of the report, “The United Nations’”, without dumping the report into a suitable receptacle like the cyber trash bin or for those still in love with a paper copy an incinerator?  Is there an institution anywhere in the world that is more corrupt, incompetent and just plain full of crap than the UN?  OK the US congress but those bastards are only stealing from and screwing us, not the world.  Besides we elect our congress to screw us.  Well, half the country elects a congress to screw the other half.  We elect a congress to try to stop all of the screwing.  Only of late have we discovered that “our guys” just want to screw us more slowly than the other guys.

Next, why, if “the debate is over,” is the UN wasting its time debating?  Seems to me they continue to debate precisely because, no matter how strenuously they insist that is, the debate isn’t over.  They continue to debate and yell louder and louder because not only isn’t the debate over, the debate is going heavily against the global warm-mongers, especially this winter when people preferred to stay warm than buy into AlGore’s BS.  The debate is going so badly for the warm-monger that they have actually proposed prison time for people who dare question their BS logic on the subject.  The warm-mongers position is so much in question that they need to release a four-part report that has all of the subtlety of a Three Stooges bit.

And really how “settled” can the “non-debate” on global warm-mongering be when this winter the side that is supposedly winning the “non-debate” insists that not only are we all going to die from global warm-mongering but that the warming has gotten so bad that we’ll actually freeze to death due to the warming.  Such is the state of the “debate” when the side arguing the case for warming actually attributes cold weather to…drum roll please…global warming.  THAT Mr. & Mrs. America is $h!t that you simply cannot make up.  THAT is satire that would be straight out of the Onion or People’s Cube were it not rejected because it was just too effed up.

Last but not least, if the debate is over why have “scientist” just discovered five additional greenhouse gases that “may” contribute to global warm-mongering?  I’m sure these “scientists” are patting each other on the back further advancing “the debate is over” meme.  Idiots.  These “scientist” if anything have proven that the debate is NOT over.  We continue to learn new things every day.  Were the debate truly over when AlGore declared it over, the new greenhouse gases may never have been discovered and the UN report would be total unnecessary waste of money.  Which it is anyway.  Does anyone seriously believe that the findings of the report were not totally cooked into the process before the first organizational meeting?

Now the UN comes out with a new report that makes all manner of phony dire prediction.  The report is so full of $h!t that the lead author of the economics section had his name removed from the report because of undue pressure from outside interference from political forces to paint the most horrific consequences possible.

Bottom line:  I don't know if the Earth is getting warmer or cooler.  I know it's doing something with regard to warming and cooling because it ALWAYS has.  I do not know to what extent man is contributing to the warming and cooling.  Given the power of the sun, clouds, volcanoes and other natural phenomenon I doubt man's activities have much to do with warming or cooling of the Earth.  But, I don't know.  That's the difference between me the warm-mongers.  I'll admit that I don't know while they, not knowing much more than the average guy, insist that the debate is over.  Oh yeah, they want to throw me in jail for my thoughts while I just want them to tell the truth...for once. 

Gotta go.  There's a group at the door claiming to be global warm-mongering police wanting to know if I'll reconsider my position.

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